Topic: A CHALLENGE TO ALL YOU TRAITOROUS GDA BASTAGES!!!!!!!

[Kroma BaSyl]

Slow day at "work" Kroma?   

LOL....working from home today....should be on the server shortly if any exBruce finds where Scipio's Romulan mistress put their manhood.

[Kroma BaSyl]

One other side note, while Agave was far too cowardly to even bring his starship out of spacedock, he did send me a little note posted on the Gorn forums. Excerpts, commentary and context are provided below:

Now, when {you know perfectly well that having been in the GDA locker room that} none of the GDA pilots have anything bigger than a(n) ?{underdeveloped vessel} you grow the stones to make that challenge.

Agave buddy?.I had no idea you had been harboring this ill will towards me for so long. You have to believe me when I tell you that I was not snickering at your unusually small vessel that time the towel slipped off in the locker room. Honest, I was just thinking of something funny at the time, really pal it?s not you it?s me.

Oh, and where the hell did you come up with the phrase "Queendom of Ghdar". Man, that phrase just gives me the {vapors} every time I see it in one of your posts. {Reminds me of how hot you are, but still just doesn?t capture the essence of your beauty}

Agave when you are right, you are right. I have allowed my humble nature and ingrained modesty to deny the Confederacy a name that really highlights all that is good and pure about our superior culture. I shall not commit that grave error again, and to make amends to my adoring public even though it is very uncomfortable for me personally, the Confederacy shall henceforth be known as KromaLand - Home of the Beautiful, Land of the Stylishly Accessorized. The lengths I am will to go for the little people of Ghdar, but what can I say, I have always been a giver.

Yeah, one more thing. Karnak only hit me with his F torps cause I was trying so hard to {get it up while starring at his sexy} ISC ass. Hence, I allowed him to {spray his entire load all over} me {like a loose garden hose}. And when did I become scared of damn F torp {spuge} anyway?! He did very little in the mission {to help me get in the mood} (except {tie} Dizzy {to the headboard}) and should thank Diehard for his {boyish good looks}. Damn, that was a close one. It could have gone either way {if only I wasn?t suffering from impotence. Hey it happens to a lot of guys!!!}.

Agave they have pills for that now, and tell Scipio for me that they have creams for his little performance problem too.

XOXOXOXO
Kroma

[GDA-Agave]

Why you big, nasty bitch!!!

How dare you take my post and make it sounds like one of your flaming Saturday night parties!! 

YOU SHALL PAY!!   OH LORD, HOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!

[GDA-Agave]

Ok, first match to Kroma.

My FDW vs his BCHm

I did about 80 to 100 internals on Kroma's ship before I ventured in too close for another hit and got tractored.   Game over.

So, here's my poem.  Just for Kroma.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're momma wears combat boots
and so do you!!   BIATCH!!!   

Damnit, I'll challenge him until I have no more hexes to do it in!!

Agave

[Kroma BaSyl]

VGG Agave, glad to see those pills are working. You even managed to keep it up right until the climax. Since I neglected to give you cab fare back to that little Coalition hole you crawled out of, having fallen fast asleep after out redevou,b. I wrote you a poem too.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're momma was made into combat boots,
and now so will you!!

A word of warning to the rest of you cowardly exBruce, I made them into full blown S**t kickers, what with all the hide I salvaged from Agaves ample frame, "and these boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boots are going to walk all over you!"

XOXOXO
Kroma
aka Nancy "boy" Sinatra.

[Kroma BaSyl]

VGG Agave, glad to see those pills are working. You even managed to keep it up right until the climax. Since I neglected to give you cab fare back to that little Coalition hole you crawled out of, having fallen fast asleep after out redevou,b. I wrote you a poem too.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're momma was made into combat boots,
and now so will you!!

A word of warning to the rest of you cowardly exBruce, I made them into full blown S**t kickers, what with all the hide I salvaged from Agaves ample carcass, "and these boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boots are going to walk all over you!"

XOXOXO
Kroma
aka Nancy "boy" Sinatra.

[Ronin]

*walks in... looks around... notes Kroma's sig*

OK... I know I probably missed the post that explained this... but why is there a Kzin hiding under Kroma's tutu? I can see his tail sticking out. *gasps with a dawning realization*

Oh my... that is not some kind of "toy" is it? *shudders*

Or worse, a Kzin "volunteer" of some kind? *tears in eyes*

Respects...

[Firehawk]

*walks in... looks around... notes Kroma's sig*

OK... I know I probably missed the post that explained this... but why is there a Kzin hiding under Kroma's tutu? I can see his tail sticking out. *gasps with a dawning realization*

Oh my... that is not some kind of "toy" is it? *shudders*

Or worse, a Kzin "volunteer" of some kind? *tears in eyes*

Respects...

Actually it is a lyran.  He sat on Hexx