Topic: Funniest Battles On GW3

[Soreyes]

I would like to start this by telling Strafer that I have not learned my lesson

I saved one of Soreyes and myself as a demonstration of "Do not try to DeathDrag someone bigger than you" footage.

This morning I happend to run into WarSears and his B10

Lets see My Z-DWD Vs a K-B10K..... Oh what the Heck  CHARGE!!!!!!  At Range 15 I drop my SP. I then hook a Lv 3 trac on to WarSears. I am now at a range of 4 from his #1 shield. As I start to HET my SP opens up. Then to my utter amazement, WarSears drops his #1 shield, and starts spitting out T-Bombs. Here is my golden opportunity. I fire everything at him. Of course none of my 6 type I or my 6 type IV drones hit him. But my two Ph-1s and my Two Ph-3s scored a whopping 11 internals on WarSears, taking out a Ph-1. WOOHOO!!!!!!!    Three seconds later WarSears opened up with his Disrupter's, Phasers, Drones, more T-Bombs, and I swear a kitchen sink or two. My Ship went Poof!!!!!

What even makes this funnier is while I was making my approach, WarSears tells me that His 7 year old is piloting his ship

[Strafer]

  You get an "A" for effort.

[FPF-DieHard]

Hexx failing the HET. 

[Dizzy]

DH and LeRoy chasing me directly into a sun and then offering to give me a tow right before I blow up. 

[Hexx]

Hexx failing the HET. 

SHADDUP!!!!

stupid piece of crap klingon engineering gets me killed...

[SSCF-LeRoy]

DH and LeRoy chasing me directly into a sun and then offering to give me a tow right before I blow up. 

We didn't even know the sun was there until you started takin' damage from outta nowhere...

DH: Sun? What sun? I don't see no sun.

LeRoy: DieHard, look off yer starboard bow.

DH: I still don't see it.

Dizzy: $%$@ sun.

DH: I still don't see a sun.

LeRoy: Use yer darn F2!

DH: Ah, there it is.

Dizzy: *BOOM!*

LeRoy & DH: OOPS!

Dizzy: @#$%*#^&!!!

[el-Karnak]

DH and LeRoy chasing me directly into a sun and then offering to give me a tow right before I blow up. 

We didn't even know the sun was there until you started takin' damage from outta nowhere...

DH: Sun? What sun? I don't see no sun.

LeRoy: DieHard, look off yer starboard bow.

DH: I still don't see it.

Dizzy: $%$@ sun.

DH: I still don't see a sun.

LeRoy: Use yer darn F2!

DH: Ah, there it is.

Dizzy: *BOOM!*

LeRoy & DH: OOPS!

Dizzy: @#$%*#^&!!!

It's serious feedback time on the randomly generated EEK suns?

Dump 'em or Keep 'em?

[SSCF-LeRoy]

Another good one was when 2step and I captured Dizzy

[FPF-DieHard]

DH and LeRoy chasing me directly into a sun and then offering to give me a tow right before I blow up. 

We didn't even know the sun was there until you started takin' damage from outta nowhere...

DH: Sun? What sun? I don't see no sun.

LeRoy: DieHard, look off yer starboard bow.

DH: I still don't see it.

Dizzy: $%$@ sun.

DH: I still don't see a sun.

LeRoy: Use yer darn F2!

DH: Ah, there it is.

Dizzy: *BOOM!*

LeRoy & DH: OOPS!

Dizzy: @#$%*#^&!!!

It's serious feedback time on the randomly generated EEK suns?

Dump 'em or Keep 'em?

I'm thinking a lot of the "misunderstandings" were growing pains of having new features in a mission.  Terrain is cool, random terrain is just something that we needed to get used to. 

My only request is that in the future, please do not add major changes like this when testing time is limited.  I don't think mayn people will get zapped by suns now that we know they are there.

[el-Karnak]

Testing time will always be limited. Although, thanks to DRB and Bonk we are probably getting the best QA service you can get on the EEK missions.

[FireSoul]

Mission started. "fatty" the Fed dropped leaving me (K-D6U) and my unnamed wingman (he didn't want to be named) (K-AD5) as enemies..
.. and it's a Karnak mission... and there's a N-AST in the distance.

<[name_blocked]>   "Bring it on!"

eh. why not. I knew we were gonna CTD when one of us blew up, so what the heck.


So.. The wingman went right for the rock with the lead start he has, and started to rotate it my way while turning around himself.
  Ok. No problem.

I went in and tractored him and rotated him into the rock. Of course.. my rotate only affects my target and not that target's rotated objects. I knew that. D.. uhh.. my wingman didn't. 

*boom*
3 Minutes. 

Have film, but home PC is currently turned off. 

-- Luc

[KBF-Dogmatix_XC]

Not really a battle....but I weas 3 for 4 on HETs in my C8B/K.  My HETs alway drew a laugh from my wingmen and from those on VT...heheh.



So I give the C8K to Nail...and after hearing of my HET successes, he does one at a fairly inopportune time...breaks down and starts getting hammered by AI drones.  I wasn't there, so I didn't see how beat up he got, but I gathered it wasn't pretty. 

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

DH and LeRoy chasing me directly into a sun and then offering to give me a tow right before I blow up. 

We didn't even know the sun was there until you started takin' damage from outta nowhere...

DH: Sun? What sun? I don't see no sun.

LeRoy: DieHard, look off yer starboard bow.

DH: I still don't see it.

Dizzy: $%$@ sun.

DH: I still don't see a sun.

LeRoy: Use yer darn F2!

DH: Ah, there it is.

Dizzy: *BOOM!*

LeRoy & DH: OOPS!

Dizzy: @#$%*#^&!!!

It's serious feedback time on the randomly generated EEK suns?

Dump 'em or Keep 'em?

dump the suns please.