"pro-BONE-o" work?
Cuts
Pastes
Sends to Printer
Blows up
Frames
Hang on wall in office
right under the following to signs.
Client's Rule Number 1: Pay Your Lawyer
Client's Rule Number 2: Listen to Your Lawyer
Client's Rule Number 3: Shut the Hell Up
Client's Rule Number 4: If you say, "It's About Principle" you are an idiot
Client's Rule Number 5: Never Sue Poor People
Client's Rule Number 6: Pigs Get Fed, Hogs Get Slaughtered. Don't Be a Hog.
Client's Rule Number 7: Don't Piss Off Your Lawyer