Topic: GG Bach. Klingon Marines are pussies!

[FPF-DieHard]

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That's Twice!

Those damn Klingon Marine pussies couldnt even wait till I could finish the countdown! The mission closed right as it reached 1.

However, to my credit, I am the ONLY Klink who would chase around a CC+ and a CF in a D5E... Am I crazy or what?! You Feds are a cowardly sneaky bunch...

Amazing, he can still talk trash with the gimp-ball shoved in his mouth . . . 

[SSCF-LeRoy]

rofl

That's Twice!

Those damn Klingon Marine pussies couldnt even wait till I could finish the countdown! The mission closed right as it reached 1.

However, to my credit, I am the ONLY Klink who would chase around a CC+ and a CF in a D5E... Am I crazy or what?! You Feds are a cowardly sneaky bunch...

Amazing, he can still talk trash with the gimp-ball shoved in his mouth . . . 

Fer starters Dizzy was SO intimidated he didn't even wannah take us both on at the same time; he wanted a 1v1 fight. "PFFFFFFT! This is war! We fight two on one!" I sez so one death drag, six overloaded photons, a dozen or so t-bombs, and umpteen phaser strikes later Dizzy sez, "OK, I surrender. Tow?" 2step being the merciful type asks, "Should we give him a tow?" at which I responded with a resounding "KILL HIM!". Then I had a stroke of evil geneous and said, "No, capture him!" The rest is history <snicker>

Oh, BTW, Diz, I hear it's molting season fer the gorn nawadays. You do realize that as Kroma's cabin boy yer gonna be tasked with pealin' off all that dead skin one scale at a time

[FPF-DieHard]

Oh, BTW, Diz, I hear it's molting season fer the gorn nawadays. You do realize that as Kroma's cabin boy yer gonna be tasked with pealin' off all that dead skin one scale at a time

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!  That is something I never needed to picture!

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

I'd say he is getting fairly house trained by now Kroma, he can be quite polite in fact, once you got the leash on him.



Too bad I only had 1 working transporter at the time, or I'd have joined the club.


<Snicker>

was a good game Dizzy.....

but couldn't help posting this.......

[SSCF-LeRoy]

I'd say he is getting fairly house trained by now Kroma, he can be quite polite in fact, once you got the leash on him.



Too bad I only had 1 working transporter at the time, or I'd have joined the club.


<Snicker>

was a good game Dizzy.....

but couldn't help posting this.......

Some Klingon he is He asked for mercy! A real Klingon would have died with honor without stooping so low as to cry out for mercy. The fact that he waved the white flag at me too just proves that he's nothin' more than a half-baked Klingon wannabe

[Dizzy]

Throwing out the bathwater on me as well eh?

Ok, I gave the best I could. My D5E had not been repaired or resupplied. And I didnt back down from that fight. I rarely do. Flying in an expendable cheap ship, I have no qualms about pushing a bad position if there is a chance I can turn it into a win. Different story on a bigger more expensive ship. I loved the challenge.  I knew I wouldnt have won that mission the condition I was in if he didnt make a serious mistake. Chuut's a good capn. But not that good, which is why I engaged balls to the wall.

There's not a captain among you Alliiance who has the balls to do what I do. You are all cowards. Even DH. You shoulda seen him run from my CL and CL ally when he had a fresh CVA and CF ally... Pathetic. If the wind starts to blow the wrong way, you Alliance break into a rout.

[FPF-DieHard]

In space, noone can hear you make excuses 

[Dizzy]

Except when you flee without a fight. Which you DID do while outclassing the hell out of me and my wing. Pathetic. I dont run screaming off the battle like a little girl.

I think actions speak louder than words, DH, so try and learn how to fight mb? You have the running part down pat.

[FPF-DieHard]

I think actions speak louder than words, DH, so try and learn how to fight mb? You have the running part down pat.

You seem to have the cabin-boy part down pretty good to.  Now get back to the docks and make Kroma money! 

[Kroma BaSyl]

In space, noone can hear you make excuses 

ROTFLMAO.....

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Ok, I gave the best I could. My D5E had not been repaired or resupplied.

well lets see, you drafted me so whose fault is that?

 Chuut's a good capn. But not that good, which is why I engaged balls to the wall.

Lets see, hmmm on the hall of fame post you gave me credit (thank you) but said that I wasn't good at closing the deal at the end but though it might be due to the disengagement rule and prefering to let my foes flee.  Now confronted with evidence care to reacess........

BTW:  I think your balls have been pinned to the wall.......now should they be stuffed and mounted or should we leave that for Kroma......

P.S.  Again, was a nice and gutsy fight all roleplay aside.


<Snicker>

[Mog]

Chuut, that avatar pic, well it doesn't look like dancing to me. Looks like he's, ahem, unblocking a drain, so to speak.

[FPF-DieHard]

Chuut, that avatar pic, well it doesn't look like dancing to me. Looks like he's, ahem, unblocking a drain, so to speak.

Or humping the invisible man . . .

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

WEll getting bored with it anyhow going to change it soon.

[Kroma BaSyl]

Boy you guys really got Dizzy running scared. He warped out on me before even taking any damaged and I was already below half hull. Must have been that working transporter that spooked him. <snicker>

[Dizzy]

Boy you guys really got Dizzy running scared. He warped out on me before even taking any damaged and I was already below half hull. Must have been that working transporter that spooked him. <snicker>

Erh hrmm. Ummm...  I had a sensor malfunction that reported you destroyed. Then I had a navigation malfunction that warped me back into the system as I left it? Very strange. Technicians are looking at my ship now...

[Corbomite]

Except when you flee without a fight. Which you DID do while outclassing the hell out of me and my wing. Pathetic. I dont run screaming off the battle like a little girl.

I think actions speak louder than words, DH, so try and learn how to fight mb? You have the running part down pat.

Gee I never thought I'd agree with Dizzy on anything, but after that fiasco last night I can see his point. Learn how to fly that dred pajama boy or give it to someone who can! 

[FPF-DieHard]

Except when you flee without a fight. Which you DID do while outclassing the hell out of me and my wing. Pathetic. I dont run screaming off the battle like a little girl.

I think actions speak louder than words, DH, so try and learn how to fight mb? You have the running part down pat.

Gee I never thought I'd agree with Dizzy on anything, but after that fiasco last night I can see his point. Learn how to fly that dred pajama boy or give it to someone who can! 

You want it Corbo?  It's yours.  Refit it hower you'd like, it was part of my bribe to get you to fly Fed anyway 

[Dizzy]

You want it Corbo?  It's yours.  Refit it hower you'd like, it was part of my bribe to get you to fly Fed anyway 

Pay homage to the master, DH... I wouldnt know between the two of you who is the better Captain, but one thing is for sure... Corbo NEVER flees from the battlefield if there is even the SLIMEST chance he can pull off the win. Take a page from his book, DH. I have.