Topic: SFC2.Net BRINGS YOU THE OFFICIAL . . . . . .

[Julin Eurthyr]

Dear Starfleet Command:

I really must issue a formal complaint regarding Federation Escape Pods.  They are . . . unacceptable.   Since I have been assigned Federation ships for the war I really must have the appropriate equipment for a Kzin of my standing.   Therefore I hereby demand that the following be placed on all Command Escape Pods.

1) Direct T.V with the Sports-a-Holic Package.
2) A minibar.  Hold the mini.
3)  At least 3 females.  Humanoid please.
4)   A few goats.  (I could be a long wait for rescue and I get hungry).

Actually, if you use human females we could knock out items 3 and 4 at the same time.   I'm nothing if not efficient.

Sincerely,

J'inn
Noble Minister of Information.  Holder of the Golden blah blah blah blah

How are you going to fit all of that in 1 "Command" escape pod?

I had to use my command pod, along with 2 other pods, just to get the 4 of me off the U.S.S. Little Paradise when it got sacked.  Luckily there were many bridge crew casualties and a couple of spare escape pods still on the bridge...

I have to commend Federation scientists, they have mini-tractors on the escape pods, and they can link up to big escape-blocks, only problem (for you) is to get the doors to open to the rest of the pods...  (Luckily we could hold our conversations telepathically so the 4 of me wasn't too bored waiting for the pickup...)

[Kroma BaSyl]

if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?

Because he's not Andorian?

Ah!!  The females need to cook.  I get it now!

..and clean.

[SSCF-LeRoy]

if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?

Because he's not Andorian?

Ah!!  The females need to cook.  I get it now!

..and clean.

Somebody has to clean up the goat pills and the litterbox

[el-Karnak]

if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?

Because he's not Andorian?

Ah!!  The females need to cook.  I get it now!

..and clean.

Maybe, J'inn wants to eat the females after they are done cooking and cleaning?

[SSCF-LeRoy]

if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?

Because he's not Andorian?

Ah!!  The females need to cook.  I get it now!

..and clean.

Maybe, J'inn wants to eat the females?

Not if they're armed with shoppin' bags

[Kroma BaSyl]

if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?

Because he's not Andorian?

Ah!!  The females need to cook.  I get it now!

..and clean.

Maybe, J'inn wants to eat the females after they are done cooking and cleaning?

Eat out or take out? I didn't think Kzin were into that kind of think, but then again they always come running whenerer you open a can of tuna.

[RazalYllib]

It is clear from the above that there are misconceptions RE: Kzinti genitalia.  Kzinti males, (per L. Niven) have no external organs.

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[Green]

if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?

Because he's not Andorian?

Ah!!  The females need to cook.  I get it now!

..and clean.

Maybe, J'inn wants to eat the females after they are done cooking and cleaning?

Eat out or take out? I didn't think Kzin were into that kind of think(sic).

Hence why Mrs Kroma gives us a call FAR too often.

It is very normal to want to eat the females after the have finished cooking and cleaning.  That is considered a reward. 

Oh.   Okay, gone too far.  Nevermind...

[KAT J'inn]

Uncle #3:  Lord Krueg.    I don't even want to talk about it.

[KBFLordKrueg]

See this thread for details...
http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php/topic,163345695.0.html

[KAT J'inn]

WARNING WARNING > > > > >


Assuming the following:


1)   I get out of work by 6:00 PM  (65% prob.)

2)   I get out of the gym quickly.    (100% prob.)

3)   Shop Rex doesn't decide to torture me.   (50 / 50)

4)   Some hot sister doesn't pick me up in the gym.   (99.99999999% prob)

I'll be on the server tonight and kicking ass.



Okay so I lied.




I'll just be on the server.



Now whose my Daddy?

[KAT J'inn]

Okay . . .   Life basically sucks for me.   I can't play enough to make any PP.  So I'm stuck in a DD.   grumble.

I got ran off so much that I can't remember all the uncles, but here is what I do remember.


Daddy #4:  MadELF in the I.K.V.  Drones R Us.   Need I say more?

Uncle #4:  Ran off by Wkahh and his Evil PF Horde.   WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS IT TO PUT PFs IN THE KLINK SHIPLIST???

I did get to be mean to Leto.  Die Hard Helped.

[FPF-DieHard]

Uncle #4:  Ran off by Wkahh and his Evil PF Horde.   WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS IT TO PUT PFs IN THE KLINK SHIPLIST???

<Snicker>

Wait a tick, somebody is actually flying a tender? 

[madelf]

Okay . . .   Life basically sucks for me.   I can't play enough to make any PP.  So I'm stuck in a DD.   grumble.

I got ran off so much that I can't remember all the uncles, but here is what I do remember.


Daddy #4:  MadELF in the I.K.V.  Drones R Us.   Need I say more?

Uncle #4:  Ran off by Wkahh and his Evil PF Horde.   WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS IT TO PUT PFs IN THE KLINK SHIPLIST???

I did get to be mean to Leto.  Die Hard Helped.

Think I'm the only guy who likes droners, and thinks fasts should be banned.  They're just stupid, and give too big an advantage to the droner races.  Can we maybe, someday, have a late era server where you just can't GET fast drones?  I mean, who needs em, cept fer some of them samurai kitties anyway?

[FPF-DieHard]

Think I'm the only guy who likes droners, and thinks fasts should be banned.  They're just stupid, and give too big an advantage to the droner races.  Can we maybe, someday, have a late era server where you just can't GET fast drones?  I mean, who needs em, cept fer some of them samurai kitties anyway?

Possible to do but a pain in the butt from a technical perspective. 

[likkerpig]

Think I'm the only guy who likes droners, and thinks fasts should be banned.  They're just stupid, and give too big an advantage to the droner races.  Can we maybe, someday, have a late era server where you just can't GET fast drones?  I mean, who needs em, cept fer some of them samurai kitties anyway?

k, my first time flying mirak in 2 years.....
MadElf is a heretic! Burn him at the stake! He violated Kroma! He shoots puppies for fun! He is a telemarketer in real life!
Did I miss anything? Hmmm.... he.... he.... giggles like a school girl when tupperware burps!
Hate him!
Unless I am flying Lyran, then I am all for it.

[Age]

What speed of droners do you use in a usual server and type?

[likkerpig]

What speed of droners do you use in a usual server and type?

Depends on the time frame of the server for the speed.
Player decides the type (1-light, 4-heavy) of drone as well as the speed of it with the maximum set by the server settings, usually faster=more pp.

[KAT J'inn]

Grumble . .  .

Daddys #5 and #6:  Trajan and Warsears.  Warsears was the big daddy in his B10K.   He was such a brute.

Uncles #5 and #6:  Then there was MadElf and Trajan.  I fought them for 97 minutes until I finally decided to leave the map because Shop Rex called and was bitching . . . Well you guys know how it is.  SO I BEGRUDGINGLY give them an Uncle.   <I'm so dead>

[KAT J'inn]

GRUMBLE

An entire server and I haven't won a PvP yet.

<sniff>

Anywho

Daddy #6  . . .  Mack the Blackmailer.  Who had me very dead . . . but we reached a . .. . deal.   grumble.

Daddy #7  . . .   Close to Granddaddyhood . . . MadElf. . .   J'inn dead again.  BTW:  MadElf the following in battle chat was simply not funny . . .

J'inn:  CRAP NOT YOU AGAIN

MadElf:  Ooo J'inn. Fast mission!!

J'inn: SHADDUP

MadElf:  Um J'inn.  What are you doing.

MadElf:  Um J'inn

MadElf:  Are you even at the keyboard

J'inn: SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO FLY HERE

MadELf:  Dear Lord I've never seen anyone do anything THAT stupid!!   Stand still while I snap some pics of this.

J'inn: grrrr

MadElf:  J'inn you do realize your rear shield is down right?

J'inn: Hey it's always down, I'm used to it!

MadElf: Come on! Really!  You just have your cat on the keyboard. 

J'inn:  Grrrr