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[KAT J'inn]

Who's J'inn's Daddy? Thread

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

<manic applause>


Daddy Number 1:   Firesoul   (but FS did not like Little J'inn and traded him one mission later to . . .)

Daddy Number 2:  Mazeppa   (J'inn died in about 45 seconds)



Who will be Daddy #3??  Daddy #893709430??   STAY TUNED!!!!


<sniff>

HEY I'M RUSTY!!! STFU!!!

[Laflin]

Figures I'd be stuck out here right now...

[Hexx]

Would you hurry up and get on?

I need someone to make me look good...

[KBF-WillWeasel]

Would you hurry up and get on?

I need someone to make me look good...

That will take alot more effort then just 1 person I think


Hexx AKA The Worst Klingon on GW3

[FPF-DieHard]

Hexx AKA The Worst Klingon on GW3

Actually, he's not 

[KAT J'inn]

Little J'inn will be playing tonight from about 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm EDT.     That is if Daddy Mazeppa will let me.

[Kroma BaSyl]

Little J'inn will be playing tonight from about 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm EDT.     That is if Daddy Mazeppa will let me.

Setting a level 4 tractor, and loving the new random terrain maps.

[KBF-Dogmatix_XC]

Little J'inn will be playing tonight from about 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm EDT.     That is if Daddy Mazeppa will let me.

Cheer up, J'inn...one match with whatever you're flying vs. my C8B and you'll be feeling like the ace we know you are....heheh.



Gawd I hate that ship...it's just pathetic...heheh.


Next time we're on at the same time, let's see if we can get ya a confidence-builder in...heheh.  "I ran off Doggy's DN!"  It'll make ya feel good, man.

[KAT J'inn]

Little J'inn will be playing tonight from about 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm EDT.     That is if Daddy Mazeppa will let me.

Cheer up, J'inn...one match with whatever you're flying vs. my C8B and you'll be feeling like the ace we know you are....heheh.



Gawd I hate that ship...it's just pathetic...heheh.


Next time we're on at the same time, let's see if we can get ya a confidence-builder in...heheh.  "I ran off Doggy's DN!"  It'll make ya feel good, man.

<sniff>  <sniff>


I smell a set up here.

 

[KBF-Dogmatix_XC]

Little J'inn will be playing tonight from about 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm EDT.     That is if Daddy Mazeppa will let me.

Cheer up, J'inn...one match with whatever you're flying vs. my C8B and you'll be feeling like the ace we know you are....heheh.



Gawd I hate that ship...it's just pathetic...heheh.


Next time we're on at the same time, let's see if we can get ya a confidence-builder in...heheh.  "I ran off Doggy's DN!"  It'll make ya feel good, man.

<sniff>  <sniff>


I smell a set up here.

 

ROFL....who me!?  Sandbag?   NEVER!  heheh...


Actually...if you knew how pathetic the C8B really is, you'ld know I'm actually being serious...lol.


The only thing the C8B has on an F5D/B is hull, shields and transporters!   

[el-Karnak]

ROFL....who me!?  Sandbag?   NEVER!  heheh...


Actually...if you knew how pathetic the C8B really is, you'ld know I'm actually being serious...lol.


The only thing the C8B has on an F5D/B is hull, shields and transporters!   

[KAT J'inn]

Daddy #3:    Well it got weird.   It seems Daddy Mazeppa drove Little J'inn to an artisty part of town and handed him over to his new Daddys.  That's right.  Plural.   Daddy Mini Me and Daddy Shadowlord were so mean to me.  <sniff>   But now . . .  J'inn has two Daddys!!   I know, it's weird.  But they wear a lot of leather and all and . . .  NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!   But they real ganged up on me while KOTH Green watched and snickered.  <sniff>

Uncle #1:   Then came mean old Firehawk.   I ran away from him after he slapped me around so he's just an uncle.   

I wonder if my two Daddys will let me play tonight??

[Firehawk]

Uncle #1:   Then came mean old Firehawk.   I ran away from him after he slapped me around so he's just an uncle.   

Hey I'm not old

[FireSoul]

I can't wait for Hexx and J'inn to kill EACH OTHER...  .. at which point J'inn will be singing that "I am my own Grand-pa!" song .   

[KAT J'inn]

Uncle #2    Mini Me . . . .

Daddy Shadow Lord!!!   Daddy Shadow Lord!!!  Mini me has been running around on you!!!  I'M SHOCKED.

Yes, that huzzy, Mini Me, was out running arount with some other huzzy named Lord Khan.   Mini Me said Khan was my new second Daddy.

They drafted me in a planet assualt.  I got to defend the planet and cheat, erm, I mean use the bases also.  So They killed my ship.   meanies.   they snickered at me.  meanies.  they slapped me around.  meanies.   So I got mad and killed Khan and ran Mini me off by cheating, erm, I mean using the bases. 

So since I did die.  I give Mini Me an uncle (yes he's still a Daddy also, we live in West Virginia) and I give Khan a no relation.   :p

[ShadowLord]

Hey Jinn..

Did you like that tactic Mini and I used?
By my opinion we were outgunned and it called for a little --  Surpirse on our part. Needless to say using chat helped set up the kill and well you were it.

GG guys

ShadowLord

[KAT J'inn]

Hey Jinn..

Did you like that tactic Mini and I used?
By my opinion we were outgunned and it called for a little --  Surprise on our part. Needless to say using chat helped set up the kill and well you were it.

GG guys

ShadowLord

Dear Heathen:

1)  No I did not like that tactic.  I tend to not like things that involve my ship going boom.  I'm funny that way.
2)  You are a bastard.
3)   I now have carpal tunnel from writting all of those Dear Mr. & Mrs. Blah Blah, Your son, died honorably in battle while serving under my command.  I wish the escape pod was bigger, but it wasn't. So sorry.  Love, J'inn,  letters.

In closing:   KISS MY FURRY, WHITE, FAT, YET OH SO ADOREABLE, BUTT!!!


Cordially,

J'inn     


That reminds me . . . .


Dear Starfleet Command:

I really must issue a formal complaint regarding Federation Escape Pods.  They are . . . unacceptable.   Since I have been assigned Federation ships for the war I really must have the appropriate equipment for a Kzin of my standing.   Therefore I hereby demand that the following be placed on all Command Escape Pods.

1) Direct T.V with the Sports-a-Holic Package.
2) A minibar.  Hold the mini.
3)  At least 3 females.  Humanoid please.
4)   A few goats.  (I could be a long wait for rescue and I get hungry).

Actually, if you use human females we could knock out items 3 and 4 at the same time.   I'm nothing if not efficient.

Sincerely,

J'inn
Noble Minister of Information.  Holder of the Golden blah blah blah blah

[FPF-DieHard]

if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?

[Mog]

if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?

Because he's not Andorian?

[FPF-DieHard]

if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?

Because he's not Andorian?

Ah!!  The females need to cook.  I get it now!