Breaks out Torquemada outfit, has J'inn fitted into some heinous Spanish Inquisition device too horrible to mention....
"We only do this because we love you, J'inn."
Turns to the torturers, "LET HIM HAVE IT!!!"
From Mudd's Planet come numerous clones of SR, all screaming "J'inn, take me to Neiman Marcus! I want to go to the strip mall! There's a sale at Macy's!"
Screams erupt from the room, but the Inquisitor, despite his own nausea, stands firm...