Topic: The real reason Die Hard is so crabby . . . .

[KAT J'inn]

Heard from outside the GW Admin clubhouse . . .


Die Hard:  J'inn you idiot!!

J'inn:  What?

Die Hard:  You edited the wrong shiplist again!!

J'inn: D'Oh!

Die Hard:  <pounding head on table>

J'inn:  Erm, could ya send me the original again?

Die Hard:  I sent it to you this morning.

J'inn:   Yeah well I changed it.

Die Hard: Didn't you back up the original??!!!

J'inn: Bah!!  I don't back up.   It's too pessimistic.  I just overwrite.

Die Hard: <Pounding head on table>

Kreug: So what changes were done to the Kzinti BCHs.

J'inn:  erm

Die Hard:  J'inn?

J'inn: Ummm.  I don't remember I did it last week.

Die Hard: Don't you keep notes?

J'inn: HEY DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M GETTING PAID HERE!!??

Krueg: Oh dear lord.

Die Hard: YOU HAVEN'T KEPT ANY NOTES ON ANYTHING??!!!

J'inn:  Hey, I got it all up here in my brain.  It's a steel trap I tell ya.  <SNAP> <SNAP>

Krueg: Okay so what did you do to the Kzin BCHs?

J'inn:  Erm . . .

Die Hard: <pounding head on table>

J'inn:  Hey I found a boo boo on the map.

Krueg: <grumble>

J'inn: Let me fix it.

Die Hard:  NOOOOOO THAT THAT ONE!!!!

J'inn:  Oopsie.  How did that happen.  Hey what's this blue screen mean?

Die Hard:  <cough> <sputter>    ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Capt_Bearslayer_XC]

And here I thought it was b/c I kept asking him if I could take a battle tug during the Fed training classes this week.

[FPF-AJTK]

Bear, I told you, tugs give DieHard HEMORHOIDS, not PMS. Totally different.