I'm tired of polls. How 'bout some Slavs or Czechs fer a change of pace
Oooo Oooo how about some Thai fe/males? That's how I picture you LeRoy....
Little vixen
Vixen...PFFFFFFFT! Do I look like a vixen here?
I think not. In fact, don't I just look like I could bite heads offa nails or somethin'? Imagine me like that (sans sunburn) with Kim's rolling pin in my hand and R. Lee Ermey's marine drill sergeant hat on my head
<clears throat> *AHEM!*
NOW DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY YOU UNORGANIZED PILE O' MAGGOT SNOT OR I'LL SMACK YOU IN THE SNOT LOCKER WITH THIS ROLLIN PIN SO HARD IT'LL HOSPITALIZE YER MOTHER!!!