Topic: What great quotes have you heard today? (Read 1635 times)

Clark Kent · « **on:** August 28, 2004, 11:48:24 pm »

"No, it's fairly common for a man to lactate involuntarily in times of extreme stress."
-The Venture Brothers

Capt. Mike · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2004, 12:07:05 am »

"Even those who don't want to kill anybody would like the power to do it"

Et qui nolunt occidere quimquam posse volunt

Juvenal, Satirae, X, 96

or....

Evil natures never lack teachers

Malae naturae numquam doctore indigent.

Syrus, Maxims

Mike

Clark Kent · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2004, 08:52:53 pm »

Good quotes.

Ravok · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2004, 03:48:58 am »

You don't stop playing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop playing.

Iceman · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2004, 09:57:48 pm »

This one needs some setup. Saturday night this sketch comedy group at my school had a big party, so natually some people came back to the dorm smashed. This one kid, Evan, great kid, can't hold his liquor. So my friend Bryce is trying to convince him there's a poster on the wall, (there isn't). Evan goes to the bathroom and we run around and pin one up that says "I swhare there's a poster on the wall". (he was slurring, hence the swhare.). The kid comes back, Bryce points out the poster again. He goes "GODDAMMIT there's no poster!" without even looking. Bryce says "Oh man, purple monkey dishwasher." Even just looks at him, and falls over. So the funniest quote i've heard is "Purple monkey-dishwasher."

AlienLXIX · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2004, 01:31:47 am »

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.

Jakusotsu · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2004, 06:45:14 pm »

"Everytime God divides by zero, there's a black hole"

kmelew · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2004, 06:49:16 pm »

Quote from: Jakusotsu on August 31, 2004, 06:45:14 pm

"Everytime God divides by zero, there's a black hole"

Just plain old Punisher · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2004, 06:51:41 pm »

Quote from: Ravok on August 30, 2004, 03:48:58 am

You don't stop playing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop playing.

The wound and wound toy company.

AlienLXIX · « **Reply #9 on:** September 02, 2004, 04:36:15 am »

My personal fave from a black t-shirt that Ferret gave me when we were first errr umm you fill in the blank! Hehehehe

No Pain, No Pleasure.
Know Pain, Know Pleasure!

Just plain old Punisher · « **Reply #10 on:** September 02, 2004, 06:33:28 pm »

"The wheels turning, but the hampster isn't there"

Clark Kent · « **Reply #11 on:** September 02, 2004, 09:02:27 pm »

One I remebered at the gym today when I wanted to just go home:
Pain is merely weakness leaving the body.

AlienLXIX · « **Reply #12 on:** September 02, 2004, 10:53:47 pm »

Say this loud and proud boys!
THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN. ONE IS FOR SHOOTING ONE IS FOR FUN!

Did I get that right? Ferret told me that one today tho I've heard it years ago . . .

Clark Kent · « **Reply #13 on:** September 03, 2004, 09:00:39 am »

That's close to what I was taught:
"This is my weapon, this is my gun (empahtic gestures to weapon and "gun"); this is fighting, this is for fun(more emphatice gestures to said parts)."

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