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Offline FPF-AJTK

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #80 on: August 16, 2004, 04:24:22 pm »
ROFL! We of the Federation ARE all that is GOOD in the Universe, Doggie!

And please, do not dis the "Historical Documents" as they are 100% accurate.

Aint never been a Klink to beat Kirk, ever, period! ;)

IN FACT Kirk whipped you guys SO good, that you eventually turn docile and ALLY with the Federation!

;)

In the same spirit of Doggies post, nobody go to the bat'leth case and come looking for me or anything. (Us Feds got guns! YEE HAW!)
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #81 on: August 16, 2004, 05:32:13 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 16, 2004, 04:24:22 pm
ROFL! We of the Federation ARE all that is GOOD in the Universe, Doggie!

And please, do not dis the "Historical Documents" as they are 100% accurate.

Aint never been a Klink to beat Kirk, ever, period! ;)

IN FACT Kirk whipped you guys SO good, that you eventually turn docile and ALLY with the Federation!

;)

In the same spirit of Doggies post, nobody go to the bat'leth case and come looking for me or anything. (Us Feds got guns! YEE HAW!)


Don't you get it, though!?  That's only because one of you silly humans wrote these fairy tails in the first place.  Why should anyone be surprised that the puffed-up over-actor with the dead rodent stapled to his head never loses!?


I mean, it's gotten so stupid now, they can't even finish a movie without wrecking the Enterprise...


So NYAH!  :D
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #82 on: August 16, 2004, 05:42:35 pm »
Doggie, those same simple humans that write Kirks victories, ALSO INVENTED Klingons. If they didnt need some good whippin' boys for Kirk to beat-up on all the time, you guys wouldnt even BE here, rofl!

If I were a Klink, Id be ALOT madder about the human that decided to make your head look like a nutsack. ;)

As to the Enterprise bit, well, I agree with you on that. Once Kirk got outa the chair, they put in a bunch of Clinton-esqe P.C. Captains who couldnt do crap right. ;)

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #83 on: August 16, 2004, 05:47:08 pm »
Please UN-Highjack my thread gentlemen, take it outside  :police:

This is MY bash thread :)
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #84 on: August 16, 2004, 05:48:53 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 16, 2004, 05:42:35 pm

If I were a Klink, Id be ALOT madder about the human that decided to make your head look like a nutsack. ;)



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Re: WAR!
« Reply #85 on: August 16, 2004, 06:33:00 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 16, 2004, 05:42:35 pm

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If I were a Klink, Id be ALOT madder about the human that decided to make your head look like a nutsack. ;)

<snip>




You must have a real mutant nutsack, pal.  I wouldn't be bringing that up, if I were you...heheh.  That can't be anything you want to be put out there as public knowledge.  It isn't flattering.  ;)


Anyway...pretty self-serving of the usual suspects to depict Klingons that way, dontcha think?  I've always pictured the TOS Klingons as the Klingons even though there's a lot more TNG Klingon material out there.  Of course, I'm 36 and those were the Klingons I grew up watching.

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #86 on: August 16, 2004, 06:43:40 pm »
Quote from: SSCF Hooch on August 16, 2004, 05:47:08 pm
Please UN-Highjack my thread gentlemen, take it outside  :police:

This is MY bash thread :)

Pishaw ... you get 50% ownership at best.  Got tired of cranking out pornog..., I mean newspapers. without a response and stopped.  Thank God Star Fleet responds quicker then "The Federation Times."  This is an open-hijack zone.  At least my half of it is. ;)

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a deadline to meet and a staff photographer to kick in the butt...
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #87 on: August 16, 2004, 06:52:37 pm »
FIRST:

HOOCH: BLow it our yer arse, mister! If you scroll up page 3, you will see that it was I that bumped this dead thread from the litter box (P.I.) of page THREE of the forums! Damn zoomies, always about you, isnt it?  :rofl:

Doggie: LMAO! Nah, next time your watching some pr0n, and they show that unfortunate butt shot of the dude at work, look fo... n/m, youll see it, rofl!

Im with you, TOS Klinks are REAL Klinks. The sudden, unexplicable change to the TMP Klinks is as baffling as it is unexplained. Roms look the same. Vulcans look the same. Andorians look like DH. Why change Klinks? One of lifes lil mysteries. Errand of Mercy, the Klink that thought he was mowin down hundreds of Organians at a time then sat sipping brandy with Kirk, priceless. I greatly prefer the TOS Klinks. Glad to know that at least one Klink out there does as well. The whole "Worfs Honor" issue was a complete 180 from TOS. The Roms had honor in TOS but lost it in TNG. The Klinks were devious and nasty in TOS/TMP but turned honorable in TNG? WTF?

Heh, no hard feelins there Doggie. Wouldnt be a game without Klinks just as much as it wouldnt without Freds.

Still, come GW3, we got somethin for that azz, mister!  :rollingpin: :rwoot:

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #88 on: August 16, 2004, 08:11:23 pm »
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #89 on: August 16, 2004, 08:57:08 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 16, 2004, 06:52:37 pm
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Doggie: LMAO! Nah, next time your watching some pr0n, and they show that unfortunate butt shot of the dude at work, look fo... n/m, youll see it, rofl!

Im with you, TOS Klinks are REAL Klinks. The sudden, unexplicable change to the TMP Klinks is as baffling as it is unexplained. Roms look the same. Vulcans look the same. Andorians look like DH. Why change Klinks? One of lifes lil mysteries. Errand of Mercy, the Klink that thought he was mowin down hundreds of Organians at a time then sat sipping brandy with Kirk, priceless. I greatly prefer the TOS Klinks. Glad to know that at least one Klink out there does as well. The whole "Worfs Honor" issue was a complete 180 from TOS. The Roms had honor in TOS but lost it in TNG. The Klinks were devious and nasty in TOS/TMP but turned honorable in TNG? WTF?

Heh, no hard feelins there Doggie. Wouldnt be a game without Klinks just as much as it wouldnt without Freds.

Still, come GW3, we got somethin for that azz, mister!  :rollingpin: :rwoot:




Granted...I'm not as familiar with every nook and cranny of male anatomy as you seem to be (maybe you and Kroma ought to set up a date or somethin', eh?) , but I am somewhat familair with the region of which you speak and I think you're stretching things a bit...unless, as I said, you have some mutant equipment.  :D


I dunno what they were thinking about with the Klingon changes, either.  The unfortunate thing is that the TNG Klingons are a lot more flshed-out in terms of background and stories.  We didn't get to see much of the TOS Klingons.  They were a ruthless bunch, no doubt about it...

One of my favorite Trek episodes continues to be Day of the Dove though.  Kirk was never totally beaten by anyone, it's true...but he never beat Kang (my favorite Klingon), either!  He had to make some blob of enegy wig out and run away to save himself from Kang and his crew...heheh.


It's all good, man...I'm with you...the game might not be as good without and good-natured rivalry amongst Fed and Klingon players...as long as it doesn't get ugly, it's a good thing...heheh.


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Re: WAR!
« Reply #90 on: August 16, 2004, 09:09:43 pm »
I dont post in these parts often, but that was funny.


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Re: WAR!
« Reply #91 on: August 16, 2004, 09:23:54 pm »
Bah! Those damn trumped up "illegal love" charges pop up to bite me in the ass again.
The sow was of age of consent!
Oh well, back to cell block P. At least when LeRoy arrives I won't have to worry about smokes... a cutie like him will get me 3 or 4 packs a go.
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #92 on: August 16, 2004, 09:50:30 pm »
Quote from: likkerpig on August 16, 2004, 09:23:54 pm
Bah! Those damn trumped up "illegal love" charges pop up to bite me in the ass again.
The sow was of age of consent!
Oh well, back to cell block P. At least when LeRoy arrives I won't have to worry about smokes... a cutie like him will get me 3 or 4 packs a go.

Prepare to meet thy maker and become my breakfast tomorrow :2gun:

Smoked ham, mmmmmmmm... tenderized with a rollin' pin...

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #93 on: August 16, 2004, 09:53:30 pm »
Damn LeRoy, you sure is cute when ya get yer dander up!
Don't worry, the boys in lockup will give you all the sausage you want, morning, noon, evening....
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #94 on: August 16, 2004, 10:42:25 pm »
Quote from: likkerpig on August 16, 2004, 09:53:30 pm

Don't worry, the boys in lockup will give you all the sausage you want, morning, noon, evening....


But you have to smoke it yourself.
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #95 on: August 16, 2004, 10:46:06 pm »
Quote from: Kroma on August 16, 2004, 10:42:25 pm
Quote from: likkerpig on August 16, 2004, 09:53:30 pm

Don't worry, the boys in lockup will give you all the sausage you want, morning, noon, evening....


But you have to smoke it yourself.

LOL!
Thanks Kroma, forgot that part...
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #96 on: August 17, 2004, 05:57:45 am »
Breaking news on the KittyHooch scandal:

Hooch has appanetly been using starfleet cadets in his distribution network.  Here is an example involving cadet Wesley Crusher who uner the psyuedonym Will Wheaton  has been distributing "Nip to feline species across the alpha quadrant.



When approached by the Kzinti Free Press about the " Fed Connection" Byron "Popeye" Hooch declined to comment

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #97 on: August 17, 2004, 06:43:39 am »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 17, 2004, 05:57:45 am


When approached by the Kzinti Free Press about the " Fed Connection" Byron "Popeye" Hooch declined to comment




Man, Hooch is a LOT younger than he sounds.
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #98 on: August 17, 2004, 07:57:55 am »
Thats it! I am flying Klingon on this server  :D
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #99 on: August 17, 2004, 11:05:23 am »
lolol

See ya'll Saturday
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