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Offline _SSCF_Hooch

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #100 on: August 17, 2004, 02:50:43 pm »


Stuff that into you bong and smoke Mister Green  ;D
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #101 on: August 17, 2004, 03:02:54 pm »
But...but...
LeRoy is still coming to jail ain't he?
I got him booked for the next three months!
If the 'nip charges don't stick I got some more ideas....
He tore the "do not remove" tag off his matress!
Indecent Exposure: he peed in the SSCF clubhouse paint to add his own scent... he did it in public! I sawed it!
LeRoy is the instigator of "hanging chads"! I have his manifesto, it is his first step in taking over the Federation!

Man, I need help. If he don't show up I'm in deep sheepdip without a paddle.
At least send Kroma to cell block P, I can work a deal with that....

Where's a damn lawyer when you need one!
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #102 on: August 17, 2004, 04:40:01 pm »
 :popcorn:   :drink:
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #103 on: August 17, 2004, 04:43:00 pm »
Yeah, Day of the Dove was a rocking episode as well, dont see that one anywhere near often enough. LOL, at the end where Kang smacks Kirk on the back Kirk looks like he is ready to re-start the war right there, lmao!

Okay, so TNG klinks heads dont look EXACTLY like a nutsack, I admit. I merely meant that nutsacks have alot of symetrical lines on em, ala the TNG Klink dome, and is sounded good to say!
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #104 on: August 17, 2004, 04:53:22 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 17, 2004, 04:43:00 pm


Okay, so TNG klinks heads dont look EXACTLY like a nutsack, I admit.

Actually according to Doggy they look like "mutant" nutsacks. However, the latest revision of the Alliance Interspecies Protocol Handbook, clearly states that it is inappropriate to point this out and that henceforth all Klingons are to be referred to as d***heads.
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #105 on: August 18, 2004, 01:19:21 pm »
Whats up Green, you throwing in the towel and admitting defeat after your attempts to frame me?  :rwoot:

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #106 on: August 18, 2004, 10:54:23 pm »
At a secret awards ceremony, Hooch recieves his "Star Medal" outside the Lunar colony....... :o



Former reciepients include:

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #107 on: August 18, 2004, 11:39:37 pm »
After returning to Earth after the ceremony, Hooch once again lived up to his nickname "The Rider In White"

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #108 on: August 18, 2004, 11:44:55 pm »
Damn that's sexy!
Put LeRoy in a pair o' them shorts and I'll fly fed!
All them feds so "flaming"?
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #109 on: August 19, 2004, 03:58:05 am »
If you think that is "sexy" pig, just look how old hooch responds to a cattleprod........



or is he just trying to dance?
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #110 on: August 19, 2004, 09:11:33 am »
Quote from: likkerpig on August 18, 2004, 11:44:55 pm
Damn that's sexy!
Put LeRoy in a pair o' them shorts and I'll fly fed!
All them feds so "flaming"?


I'm keepin' my pants on, thank you very much
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #111 on: August 19, 2004, 10:17:13 am »
Too funny lol
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #112 on: August 19, 2004, 10:24:58 am »
 :popcorn:   :drink:
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #113 on: August 19, 2004, 04:24:42 pm »
Quote from: Kroma on August 17, 2004, 04:53:22 pm
Quote from: AJTK on August 17, 2004, 04:43:00 pm


Okay, so TNG klinks heads dont look EXACTLY like a nutsack, I admit.

Actually according to Doggy they look like "mutant" nutsacks. However, the latest revision of the Alliance Interspecies Protocol Handbook, clearly states that it is inappropriate to point this out and that henceforth all Klingons are to be referred to as d***heads.


Not just "mutant nutsacks" but AJTK's obviously mutant (read: deformed) version...  ;)




As for the rest of your drivel...fork you, man!   heheh...


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Re: WAR!
« Reply #114 on: August 19, 2004, 04:31:08 pm »
<Sigh> TYPICAL Klink. At least the ANDORIAN got the joke, rofl!

;)

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #115 on: August 19, 2004, 05:11:48 pm »
Quote from: FPF-AJTK on August 19, 2004, 04:31:08 pm
<Sigh> TYPICAL Klink. At least the ANDORIAN got the joke, rofl!

;)




heheh...hey, just because we don't wish to be made fun of in this manner doesn't mean we don't get the joke, such as it was.  It is possible to understand a joke and still think it's not funny, right?   :D


Along with my comments was admittedly a somewhat feeble attempt to turn the joke back on the perpetrator. 
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #116 on: August 19, 2004, 05:11:53 pm »
Quote from: FPF-AJTK on August 19, 2004, 04:31:08 pm
At least the ANDORIAN got the joke, rofl!


That's just because his high-risk sexual proclivity for K9/Primate/Andorian three-ways has left him with a mutant nutsack.
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #117 on: August 20, 2004, 09:53:30 am »
LOL @ Doggie and Kroma.

BTW Doggie, you really WERENT supposed to find it all that funny!  ;)
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #118 on: August 20, 2004, 11:55:24 am »
Ahh.......that explains it.  :D


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Re: WAR!
« Reply #119 on: August 20, 2004, 04:25:07 pm »
Quote from: SSCF Hooch on August 18, 2004, 01:19:21 pm
Whats up Green, you throwing in the towel and admitting defeat after your attempts to frame me?  :rwoot:

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