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WAR!
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2004, 09:37:54 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2004, 09:44:27 pm »
"Kirk this, Kirk that... What an egomaniac"???

Perhaps we should reconsider... and HELP the klinks?

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2004, 10:28:13 pm »
How come I can only see hafe the paper?????
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2004, 10:56:24 pm »
How come I can only see hafe the paper?????


Because you haven't learned how to use a scroll bar, not surprising as I doubt you have ever moved your phaser capacitor slider at all in your D5D.

P.S.  Even if you do learn I don't think reading will be easy considering your spelling from the above post.

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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2004, 03:50:18 am »
Great stuff guys, keep em coming :)
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2004, 05:24:15 am »
ROFL!!!!

I keep trying to click on the links to the other pages, but they don't work.  <snicker>

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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2004, 05:32:48 am »
"I want to see the center folds"

DAM that Likkerpig....He's always stealing my paper.... :banghead:


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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2004, 05:48:53 am »
What scroll bar? I don't see no stinkin' scroll bar! (at least not the horizontal slider) :'(

Actually the scroll bar shows on my home computer which runs XP (where I am at this moment) and it doesn't show at work, where the system is NT2000.
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2004, 07:24:08 am »
How come I can only see hafe the paper?????


Because you haven't learned how to use a scroll bar, not surprising as I doubt you have ever moved your phaser capacitor slider at all in your D5D.

P.S.  Even if you do learn I don't think reading will be easy considering your spelling from the above post.

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My spell check worked, the pic copy sucked. I will fix it later.

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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2004, 05:25:06 pm »
I want to see page 3!!  :multi: :multi:

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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2004, 08:14:02 pm »
I want to see page 3!!  :multi: :multi:

No you don't.

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2004, 08:47:47 pm »
How come I can only see hafe the paper?????


Don't know WS.  The graphic has the same pixel settings as Hooch's.  Might be your screen resolution, I'm using 1152x864.

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2004, 07:56:40 pm »
I'M STILL WAITING FROM SOMEONE FROM THE EMBASSY TO GET THEIR FURRY ARSE DOWN TO THE FEDERAL LOCK UP AND EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY TO THESE HAIRLESS IDIOTS!!!!

HELLO!!!   HELLO!!!!    HEY!!!


HURRY UP BEFORE I MAIM SOMEONE!!

HELLO!!!!   I'M GETTING CRABBY HERE!!!


HELLO!!!!





DAMMIT!   THEY TRIED TO FEED ME A _#&*()*&#_)*(&#*(&#  BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!!    It wasn't bad, but just one!!   I mean come on here!!

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2004, 08:09:13 pm »
I'M STILL WAITING FROM SOMEONE FROM THE EMBASSY TO GET THEIR FURRY ARSE DOWN TO THE FEDERAL LOCK UP AND EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY TO THESE HAIRLESS IDIOTS!!!!

HELLO!!!   HELLO!!!!    HEY!!!


HURRY UP BEFORE I MAIM SOMEONE!!

HELLO!!!!   I'M GETTING CRABBY HERE!!!


HELLO!!!!





DAMMIT!   THEY TRIED TO FEED ME A _#&*()*&#_)*(&#*(&#  BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!!    It wasn't bad, but just one!!   I mean come on here!!

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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Re: WAR!
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2004, 09:58:00 pm »
I'M STILL WAITING FROM SOMEONE FROM THE EMBASSY TO GET THEIR FURRY ARSE DOWN TO THE FEDERAL LOCK UP AND EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY TO THESE HAIRLESS IDIOTS!!!!

HELLO!!!   HELLO!!!!    HEY!!!


HURRY UP BEFORE I MAIM SOMEONE!!

HELLO!!!!   I'M GETTING CRABBY HERE!!!


HELLO!!!!





DAMMIT!   THEY TRIED TO FEED ME A _#&*()*&#_)*(&#*(&#  BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!!    It wasn't bad, but just one!!   I mean come on here!!

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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Re: WAR!
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2004, 10:11:48 pm »
Can I place a personal add Green?
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2004, 11:32:25 pm »
I just want to see page 7! :-\

And, ya know, that's a pretty close approxamation of what I'd look like in klingon garb, heh.  ;D
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« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2004, 03:58:04 am »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2004, 07:05:38 am »
Love em, keep em coming :)
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« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2004, 07:31:33 am »
Sigh, isnt it odd that Hooch tried to start a (mock) flamewar with the Klinks and now it has somehow (Green) turned into a (mock) flamewar with out freakin ALLIES???

GET BACK TO FLAMIN DA FREAKIN MIRCRO-BRAINS ALREADY!

All this is gonna do is lead to oodles and oodles of "accidental t-bomb misplacements" on GW3!

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2004, 08:55:57 am »
still not getting the option to scroll sideways to see the entire page...a shame, too. Those "headlines" are hilarious.
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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2004, 10:05:16 am »
still not getting the option to scroll sideways to see the entire page...a shame, too. Those "headlines" are hilarious.

I had that trouble here at one point too (with netscape, but not mozilla) try saving the image to the desktop to look at it.(?) Actually more of it shows in the "Topic Summary" when adding a post as the margins are narrower.

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« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2004, 12:10:50 pm »
still not getting the option to scroll sideways to see the entire page...a shame, too. Those "headlines" are hilarious.

So if I understand you correctly, you can't see the right side of The Kzinti Daily?

Woooo, thank God.  I was able to change all those nasty articles I had written on you in Vol 1 before you saw them.  ;)



If Bonk's suggestion doesn't work, just right click on the pic, go to properties and then copy the url over to your browser and view it from the source.

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« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2004, 12:28:43 pm »
still not getting the option to scroll sideways to see the entire page...a shame, too. Those "headlines" are hilarious.

So if I understand you correctly, you can't see the right side of The Kzinti Daily?

Woooo, thank God.  I was able to change all those nasty articles I had written on you in Vol 1 before you saw them.  ;)



If Bonk's suggestion doesn't work, just right click on the pic, go to properties and then copy the url over to your browser and view it from the source.

Correct, I cannot see the right side of the paper. Apparently, it's a good thing for you, too... :P
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Re: WAR!
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« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2004, 07:01:15 pm »
Whoop!!!
My own column!
Not long until I am in syndication... then the bucks roll in!
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Hmmm, have to branch out some too...
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2004, 07:25:08 pm »
Nice to see some things never change...like...


...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...



Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:



...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.



You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:


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« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2004, 07:58:19 pm »
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:

Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy.  A bit surprised.

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« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2004, 08:02:09 pm »
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:

Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy.  A bit surprised.


Can't say I know why...


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Re: WAR!
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2004, 09:02:56 pm »
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:

Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy.  A bit surprised.

Yes, me too.

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« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2004, 09:04:04 pm »
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:

Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy.  A bit surprised.

Yes, me too.


What did you expect?  I'm curious...



I'm starting to get the impression that what I said isn't being taken in the joking manner that I meant it.  Apparently, not enough emoticons again.  Silly me.





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Re: WAR!
« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2004, 09:19:13 pm »
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:

Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy.  A bit surprised.

Yes, me too.


What did you expect?  I'm curious...



I'm starting to get the impression that what I said isn't being taken in the joiking manner that I meant it.  Apparently, not enough emoticons again.  Silly me.







Sorry Dog, just a bit gun shy these days...

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« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2004, 09:25:12 pm »
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:

Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy.  A bit surprised.

Yes, me too.


What did you expect?  I'm curious...



I'm starting to get the impression that what I said isn't being taken in the joiking manner that I meant it.  Apparently, not enough emoticons again.  Silly me.







Sorry Dog, just a bit gun shy these days...


No worries. 

It's not like I just grew this sarcastic sense of humor of mine.  How long have I been here?   ;)


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Re: WAR!
« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2004, 09:28:19 pm »
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend,  when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?

Perhaps a merger is called for?

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« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2004, 09:33:35 pm »
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend,  when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?

Perhaps a merger is called for?

Hooch, peace maker




I'll bet good money your "best Lando voice" sounds like a aging white dude with no soul!   :P     :lol:


I've heard you on TS, man...I don't think you have it in you...heheh.






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Re: WAR!
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2004, 09:35:03 pm »
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend,  when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?

Perhaps a merger is called for?

Hooch, peace maker




I'll bet good money your "best Lando voice" sounds like a aging white dude with no soul!   :P     :lol:


I've heard you on TS, man...I don't think you have it in you...heheh.

I rather fancy I have a James Earl Jones voice myself  ;D

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« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2004, 09:36:25 pm »
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend,  when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?

Perhaps a merger is called for?

Hooch, peace maker




First, no merger needed, dude, its a game and posting snippets is half the fun.

Second,

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« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2004, 09:46:53 pm »
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend,  when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?

Perhaps a merger is called for?

Hooch, peace maker




I'll bet good money your "best Lando voice" sounds like a aging white dude with no soul!   :P     :lol:


I've heard you on TS, man...I don't think you have it in you...heheh.

I rather fancy I have a James Earl Jones voice myself  ;D


That would be rather fanciful of you, indeed...     ::)   :D


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Re: WAR!
« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2004, 09:54:34 pm »
While we're joking around a bit here...I'll relate a somewhat funny story about my endlest daughter Jessica.


She loves to read daddy's "books."  These books are my pile of SFB stuff that sits on my dresser next to our bed.  We're always flipping through my various issues of Captain's Log and one of the cistest thing is when she points to the pictures that are scattered throughout a give issue.


A piccy of a Fred ship?  "That's a bad guy, daddy!"


Hydran ship?  "Bad guy," she says...


Gorn?  "That's a bad guy..."


Klingon?  "That's a VERy good guy, daddy!"


Romulan?  "Good guy..."


Kzin?  "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."


Lyran and ISC pics are scare in the issues I have, so she doesn't recognize them very well.  She's got it all down pat, though.  It's impressive.  :D




I'm not telling tall tales, either...she actually does this every time we flip through these things.  It's both funny and does and old Klingon dad proud...


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Re: WAR!
« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2004, 10:08:22 pm »


Kzin?  "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."




 A very true statement by your daughter.    :D

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« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2004, 11:34:17 pm »


Kzin?  "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."




 A very true statement by your daughter.    :D


We actually just got done going though who was good and bad a little bit before I posted that.  She makes me so proud.  :D


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Re: WAR!
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2004, 03:02:32 am »


Kzin?  "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."




 A very true statement by your daughter.    :D


We actually just got done going though who was good and bad a little bit before I posted that.  She makes me so proud.  :D




Yeah its amazing how quickly they pick this stuff up, and what Daddy "likes" and doesn't. Mine are the same, but Phoebe being 9 is changing a bit, in the things she says becoming more independent and asking questions, which is great. Still love them when they don't give you grief though :)

When I played DAoC they would both point out the bad guys, (Albs and Mids), now they both play (one 9 and one 6), which makes me laugh as the peeps they group with in the mornings here, is night on the west coast there, none of whom beleive they are the ages they are because of the time of night! So hardened Powergamers go trooping off with a six year old and a nine year old and seem to be clueless about it as the girls are getting good :) Mind you it says a lot about that game :)

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« Reply #45 on: August 08, 2004, 04:09:10 am »
A new photographer has applied for work on the paper, dunno if Green will accept him, but I hear he has some interesting pics.......... ;)

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« Reply #46 on: August 08, 2004, 08:53:24 am »
Wait until they are 13 or 14 Doggy, then it will be "which one do you like Daddy?  The red one?  Well then I like the blue one." ;)

Now if you'll excuse me, gotta go hire a new staff photographer.

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« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2004, 09:06:41 am »
Wait until they are 13 or 14 Doggy, then it will be "which one do you like Daddy?  The red one?  Well then I like the blue one." ;)

Or they are 16 and are going to the haloween dance with some young man dressed up as Capt. Kirk....... ;D

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« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2004, 09:30:45 am »
Wait until they are 13 or 14 Doggy, then it will be "which one do you like Daddy?  The red one?  Well then I like the blue one." ;)

Or they are 16 and are going to the haloween dance with some young man dressed up as Capt. Kirk....... ;D

Or when they're 18 and DH show up at your door...
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« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2004, 09:47:07 am »
And we have another case of a Dog attack spoiling Die Hards amorous plans..... ;D

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« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2004, 11:35:58 am »
Green: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Me and Howard, scapegoats in the battle for truth!
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« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2004, 11:39:40 am »
<sigh>
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« Reply #53 on: August 08, 2004, 05:26:07 pm »
More Page 3 please! :o
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« Reply #54 on: August 09, 2004, 02:39:37 pm »
***Frog stamps up and down madly***

I want to see Page 3!!!!

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« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2004, 08:15:44 pm »
While we're joking around a bit here...I'll relate a somewhat funny story about my endlest daughter Jessica.


She loves to read daddy's "books."  These books are my pile of SFB stuff that sits on my dresser next to our bed.  We're always flipping through my various issues of Captain's Log and one of the cistest thing is when she points to the pictures that are scattered throughout a give issue.


A piccy of a Fred ship?  "That's a bad guy, daddy!"


Hydran ship?  "Bad guy," she says...


Gorn?  "That's a bad guy..."


Klingon?  "That's a VERy good guy, daddy!"


Romulan?  "Good guy..."


Kzin?  "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."


Lyran and ISC pics are scare in the issues I have, so she doesn't recognize them very well.  She's got it all down pat, though.  It's impressive.  :D




I'm not telling tall tales, either...she actually does this every time we flip through these things.  It's both funny and does and old Klingon dad proud...







You do, of course, realise that the moment she starts watching the original series, it's going to be a case of "DADDY! THE BAD GUYS ARE WINNING!  :o".....

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« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2004, 09:01:15 pm »
ROFL at Vaul!

Yeah Doggie, here is your future:

"Daddy, Daddy! Fat, beat-up OLD Admiral Kirk just kicked the Noble Klingon warrior whom had his crew execute an innocent civilian in the face and made him fall a long way into lava! And now bad ol Kirk just carjacked the Bird of Prey from John Larroquete dressed up as a Klingon basketball player!"

"Why?"

Doggie: "Um, well, gee. ITS ALL FED PROPOGANDA!"

"Daddy, Daddy? How come Ive NEVER seen a Noble Klingon warrior EVER beat Captain Kirk and the Enterprise?"

Doggie: "Ask your mother, Im sharpening my bat'leth."

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« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2004, 10:16:19 pm »
Yeah! That's right! The Noble Klingon warrior! Bastage Smooth-Heads!
At least Kirk got his sooner or later.
May Feklar devour him in Gre'Thor!
Dog, you're bringing her up in the ways of Honor, don't stop. ;)
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« Reply #58 on: August 09, 2004, 10:21:06 pm »
I'm guessing Doggy only lets her watch an edited version of Mirror Mirror, to explain what the Federation is like........ ;D

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« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2004, 08:50:59 am »
Page 3!! :multi: I want to see Page 3!!!! :multi: Page 3!! :woot:

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« Reply #60 on: August 10, 2004, 02:09:53 pm »
War Sears gives Dogmatix a "wet willy"


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« Reply #61 on: August 10, 2004, 08:49:01 pm »
"DADDY, DADDY! Those are the Klingons that Kirk Bitch slapped in that Fed propoganda film you made me watch!"
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« Reply #62 on: August 10, 2004, 09:03:53 pm »

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« Reply #63 on: August 10, 2004, 09:14:33 pm »
Ok, now KRolling having colored PENS is okay, but Hooch?

Man, and I was supposed to have dinner and sleep over on his ship this weekend...

AJTK "Comm officer? Send Admiral Hooch a message, tell him um, our warp core is going critical or something and I wont be able to make it to his dinner party this weekend."
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« Reply #64 on: August 10, 2004, 10:30:39 pm »
I'm on the same page as the escorts???
Alrighty then!
WHOOP!!!


Anyone loan me a hun?


Ah, I'll just barter.... pics of Hexx and Kroma in comprimising positions (well, for Hexx) otta be worth a half and half....   hmmm blackmail potential
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« Reply #65 on: August 11, 2004, 07:12:28 am »
I have been busy Mister Green, but this ain't over.

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« Reply #66 on: August 12, 2004, 04:21:02 pm »
BUMP
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« Reply #67 on: August 15, 2004, 09:44:30 pm »

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« Reply #68 on: August 15, 2004, 11:54:51 pm »
Ummmmmm  Thats a picture of Fluf, not Chuut. ;D


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« Reply #69 on: August 16, 2004, 07:43:53 am »
The "quite" man?   ;D
Who'd thunk that Star-castling was the root of all evil . . .


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« Reply #70 on: August 16, 2004, 08:20:44 am »
No one treats me like this!!    There will be . . .  reprocussions.   I mean just look at me in San Diego.  I'm positively guant.  STARVATION OF PRISONERS IS SO DISGUSTING!!!   They should be kept fat.  Mmmmmmm Fat prisoners  . . . MMMMMm  But I digress.

Reprocussions I tell you!


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« Reply #71 on: August 16, 2004, 08:26:49 am »
Intently reading page 3.

<snicker, snicker>  :rofl:  *hehe* :D   *HAHAHAHAHAHA*

*OHHAHAAAHAHAA*

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« Reply #72 on: August 16, 2004, 10:17:03 am »
The "quite" man?   ;D

He meant the "not quite" man.
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« Reply #73 on: August 16, 2004, 10:29:42 am »
  Mmmmmmm Fat prisoners  . . . MMMMMm  But I digress.



:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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« Reply #74 on: August 16, 2004, 01:57:27 pm »

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« Reply #75 on: August 16, 2004, 02:08:16 pm »
Cool. :D

Now moving on to page 6 with abated breath



Oooh!! Aaah!! *snicker* Heehehehe!!


Huh?!

*gasp*


 Oh NO1111ESS!! EEK!! Help!!


Just look what DH said he would do to me if I don't follow my wingman better:  






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« Reply #76 on: August 16, 2004, 03:32:53 pm »
Wait until they are 13 or 14 Doggy, then it will be "which one do you like Daddy?  The red one?  Well then I like the blue one." ;)

Or they are 16 and are going to the haloween dance with some young man dressed up as Capt. Kirk....... ;D

Or when they're 18 and DH show up at your door...



Not a problem...I'm armed.  :)


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« Reply #77 on: August 16, 2004, 03:34:20 pm »

Just look what DH said he would do to me if I don't follow my wingman better:  



Don't you have some mission that you need to compile?   ;D




Who'd thunk that Star-castling was the root of all evil . . .


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« Reply #78 on: August 16, 2004, 03:37:13 pm »
And we have another case of a Dog attack spoiling Die Hards amorous plans..... ;D


ROFL!  


I remember that, now that you mention it...good one, Chuut!


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« Reply #79 on: August 16, 2004, 03:43:19 pm »
ROFL at Vaul!

Yeah Doggie, here is your future:

"Daddy, Daddy! Fat, beat-up OLD Admiral Kirk just kicked the Noble Klingon warrior whom had his crew execute an innocent civilian in the face and made him fall a long way into lava! And now bad ol Kirk just carjacked the Bird of Prey from John Larroquete dressed up as a Klingon basketball player!"

"Why?"

Doggie: "Um, well, gee. ITS ALL FED PROPOGANDA!"

"Daddy, Daddy? How come Ive NEVER seen a Noble Klingon warrior EVER beat Captain Kirk and the Enterprise?"

Doggie: "Ask your mother, Im sharpening my bat'leth."

 :rofl:





Bah...it must be nice always speaking for and from the side that totally unrealistically always wins in MOVIES and on TV.  On second thought....that must be really pathetic and shallow!   Nevermind!  :D


I'm kidding for anyone who might miss the point and take me seriously...well, mostly kidding.  :D





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« Reply #80 on: August 16, 2004, 04:24:22 pm »
ROFL! We of the Federation ARE all that is GOOD in the Universe, Doggie!

And please, do not dis the "Historical Documents" as they are 100% accurate.

Aint never been a Klink to beat Kirk, ever, period! ;)

IN FACT Kirk whipped you guys SO good, that you eventually turn docile and ALLY with the Federation!

;)

In the same spirit of Doggies post, nobody go to the bat'leth case and come looking for me or anything. (Us Feds got guns! YEE HAW!)
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« Reply #81 on: August 16, 2004, 05:32:13 pm »
ROFL! We of the Federation ARE all that is GOOD in the Universe, Doggie!

And please, do not dis the "Historical Documents" as they are 100% accurate.

Aint never been a Klink to beat Kirk, ever, period! ;)

IN FACT Kirk whipped you guys SO good, that you eventually turn docile and ALLY with the Federation!

;)

In the same spirit of Doggies post, nobody go to the bat'leth case and come looking for me or anything. (Us Feds got guns! YEE HAW!)


Don't you get it, though!?  That's only because one of you silly humans wrote these fairy tails in the first place.  Why should anyone be surprised that the puffed-up over-actor with the dead rodent stapled to his head never loses!?


I mean, it's gotten so stupid now, they can't even finish a movie without wrecking the Enterprise...


So NYAH!  :D
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« Reply #82 on: August 16, 2004, 05:42:35 pm »
Doggie, those same simple humans that write Kirks victories, ALSO INVENTED Klingons. If they didnt need some good whippin' boys for Kirk to beat-up on all the time, you guys wouldnt even BE here, rofl!

If I were a Klink, Id be ALOT madder about the human that decided to make your head look like a nutsack. ;)

As to the Enterprise bit, well, I agree with you on that. Once Kirk got outa the chair, they put in a bunch of Clinton-esqe P.C. Captains who couldnt do crap right. ;)

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« Reply #83 on: August 16, 2004, 05:47:08 pm »
Please UN-Highjack my thread gentlemen, take it outside  :police:

This is MY bash thread :)

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« Reply #84 on: August 16, 2004, 05:48:53 pm »

If I were a Klink, Id be ALOT madder about the human that decided to make your head look like a nutsack. ;)



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Who'd thunk that Star-castling was the root of all evil . . .


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« Reply #85 on: August 16, 2004, 06:33:00 pm »

<snip>

If I were a Klink, Id be ALOT madder about the human that decided to make your head look like a nutsack. ;)

<snip>




You must have a real mutant nutsack, pal.  I wouldn't be bringing that up, if I were you...heheh.  That can't be anything you want to be put out there as public knowledge.  It isn't flattering.  ;)


Anyway...pretty self-serving of the usual suspects to depict Klingons that way, dontcha think?  I've always pictured the TOS Klingons as the Klingons even though there's a lot more TNG Klingon material out there.  Of course, I'm 36 and those were the Klingons I grew up watching.

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #86 on: August 16, 2004, 06:43:40 pm »
Please UN-Highjack my thread gentlemen, take it outside  :police:

This is MY bash thread :)

Pishaw ... you get 50% ownership at best.  Got tired of cranking out pornog..., I mean newspapers. without a response and stopped.  Thank God Star Fleet responds quicker then "The Federation Times."  This is an open-hijack zone.  At least my half of it is. ;)

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a deadline to meet and a staff photographer to kick in the butt...

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« Reply #87 on: August 16, 2004, 06:52:37 pm »
FIRST:

HOOCH: BLow it our yer arse, mister! If you scroll up page 3, you will see that it was I that bumped this dead thread from the litter box (P.I.) of page THREE of the forums! Damn zoomies, always about you, isnt it?  :rofl:

Doggie: LMAO! Nah, next time your watching some pr0n, and they show that unfortunate butt shot of the dude at work, look fo... n/m, youll see it, rofl!

Im with you, TOS Klinks are REAL Klinks. The sudden, unexplicable change to the TMP Klinks is as baffling as it is unexplained. Roms look the same. Vulcans look the same. Andorians look like DH. Why change Klinks? One of lifes lil mysteries. Errand of Mercy, the Klink that thought he was mowin down hundreds of Organians at a time then sat sipping brandy with Kirk, priceless. I greatly prefer the TOS Klinks. Glad to know that at least one Klink out there does as well. The whole "Worfs Honor" issue was a complete 180 from TOS. The Roms had honor in TOS but lost it in TNG. The Klinks were devious and nasty in TOS/TMP but turned honorable in TNG? WTF?

Heh, no hard feelins there Doggie. Wouldnt be a game without Klinks just as much as it wouldnt without Freds.

Still, come GW3, we got somethin for that azz, mister!  :rollingpin: :rwoot:

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« Reply #88 on: August 16, 2004, 08:11:23 pm »

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« Reply #89 on: August 16, 2004, 08:57:08 pm »
<snip>

Doggie: LMAO! Nah, next time your watching some pr0n, and they show that unfortunate butt shot of the dude at work, look fo... n/m, youll see it, rofl!

Im with you, TOS Klinks are REAL Klinks. The sudden, unexplicable change to the TMP Klinks is as baffling as it is unexplained. Roms look the same. Vulcans look the same. Andorians look like DH. Why change Klinks? One of lifes lil mysteries. Errand of Mercy, the Klink that thought he was mowin down hundreds of Organians at a time then sat sipping brandy with Kirk, priceless. I greatly prefer the TOS Klinks. Glad to know that at least one Klink out there does as well. The whole "Worfs Honor" issue was a complete 180 from TOS. The Roms had honor in TOS but lost it in TNG. The Klinks were devious and nasty in TOS/TMP but turned honorable in TNG? WTF?

Heh, no hard feelins there Doggie. Wouldnt be a game without Klinks just as much as it wouldnt without Freds.

Still, come GW3, we got somethin for that azz, mister!  :rollingpin: :rwoot:




Granted...I'm not as familiar with every nook and cranny of male anatomy as you seem to be (maybe you and Kroma ought to set up a date or somethin', eh?) , but I am somewhat familair with the region of which you speak and I think you're stretching things a bit...unless, as I said, you have some mutant equipment.  :D


I dunno what they were thinking about with the Klingon changes, either.  The unfortunate thing is that the TNG Klingons are a lot more flshed-out in terms of background and stories.  We didn't get to see much of the TOS Klingons.  They were a ruthless bunch, no doubt about it...

One of my favorite Trek episodes continues to be Day of the Dove though.  Kirk was never totally beaten by anyone, it's true...but he never beat Kang (my favorite Klingon), either!  He had to make some blob of enegy wig out and run away to save himself from Kang and his crew...heheh.


It's all good, man...I'm with you...the game might not be as good without and good-natured rivalry amongst Fed and Klingon players...as long as it doesn't get ugly, it's a good thing...heheh.


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« Reply #90 on: August 16, 2004, 09:09:43 pm »
I dont post in these parts often, but that was funny.


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« Reply #91 on: August 16, 2004, 09:23:54 pm »
Bah! Those damn trumped up "illegal love" charges pop up to bite me in the ass again.
The sow was of age of consent!
Oh well, back to cell block P. At least when LeRoy arrives I won't have to worry about smokes... a cutie like him will get me 3 or 4 packs a go.
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #92 on: August 16, 2004, 09:50:30 pm »
Bah! Those damn trumped up "illegal love" charges pop up to bite me in the ass again.
The sow was of age of consent!
Oh well, back to cell block P. At least when LeRoy arrives I won't have to worry about smokes... a cutie like him will get me 3 or 4 packs a go.

Prepare to meet thy maker and become my breakfast tomorrow :2gun:

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Re: WAR!
« Reply #93 on: August 16, 2004, 09:53:30 pm »
Damn LeRoy, you sure is cute when ya get yer dander up!
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #94 on: August 16, 2004, 10:42:25 pm »

Don't worry, the boys in lockup will give you all the sausage you want, morning, noon, evening....


But you have to smoke it yourself.
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« Reply #95 on: August 16, 2004, 10:46:06 pm »

Don't worry, the boys in lockup will give you all the sausage you want, morning, noon, evening....


But you have to smoke it yourself.

LOL!
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Re: WAR!
« Reply #96 on: August 17, 2004, 05:57:45 am »
Breaking news on the KittyHooch scandal:

Hooch has appanetly been using starfleet cadets in his distribution network.  Here is an example involving cadet Wesley Crusher who uner the psyuedonym Will Wheaton  has been distributing "Nip to feline species across the alpha quadrant.



When approached by the Kzinti Free Press about the " Fed Connection" Byron "Popeye" Hooch declined to comment

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« Reply #97 on: August 17, 2004, 06:43:39 am »


When approached by the Kzinti Free Press about the " Fed Connection" Byron "Popeye" Hooch declined to comment




Man, Hooch is a LOT younger than he sounds.
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« Reply #98 on: August 17, 2004, 07:57:55 am »
Thats it! I am flying Klingon on this server  :D

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« Reply #99 on: August 17, 2004, 11:05:23 am »
lolol

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« Reply #100 on: August 17, 2004, 02:50:43 pm »


Stuff that into you bong and smoke Mister Green  ;D

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« Reply #101 on: August 17, 2004, 03:02:54 pm »
But...but...
LeRoy is still coming to jail ain't he?
I got him booked for the next three months!
If the 'nip charges don't stick I got some more ideas....
He tore the "do not remove" tag off his matress!
Indecent Exposure: he peed in the SSCF clubhouse paint to add his own scent... he did it in public! I sawed it!
LeRoy is the instigator of "hanging chads"! I have his manifesto, it is his first step in taking over the Federation!

Man, I need help. If he don't show up I'm in deep sheepdip without a paddle.
At least send Kroma to cell block P, I can work a deal with that....

Where's a damn lawyer when you need one!
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« Reply #102 on: August 17, 2004, 04:40:01 pm »
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« Reply #103 on: August 17, 2004, 04:43:00 pm »
Yeah, Day of the Dove was a rocking episode as well, dont see that one anywhere near often enough. LOL, at the end where Kang smacks Kirk on the back Kirk looks like he is ready to re-start the war right there, lmao!

Okay, so TNG klinks heads dont look EXACTLY like a nutsack, I admit. I merely meant that nutsacks have alot of symetrical lines on em, ala the TNG Klink dome, and is sounded good to say!
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« Reply #104 on: August 17, 2004, 04:53:22 pm »


Okay, so TNG klinks heads dont look EXACTLY like a nutsack, I admit.

Actually according to Doggy they look like "mutant" nutsacks. However, the latest revision of the Alliance Interspecies Protocol Handbook, clearly states that it is inappropriate to point this out and that henceforth all Klingons are to be referred to as d***heads.
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« Reply #105 on: August 18, 2004, 01:19:21 pm »
Whats up Green, you throwing in the towel and admitting defeat after your attempts to frame me?  :rwoot:

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« Reply #106 on: August 18, 2004, 10:54:23 pm »
At a secret awards ceremony, Hooch recieves his "Star Medal" outside the Lunar colony....... :o



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« Reply #107 on: August 18, 2004, 11:39:37 pm »
After returning to Earth after the ceremony, Hooch once again lived up to his nickname "The Rider In White"


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« Reply #108 on: August 18, 2004, 11:44:55 pm »
Damn that's sexy!
Put LeRoy in a pair o' them shorts and I'll fly fed!
All them feds so "flaming"?
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« Reply #109 on: August 19, 2004, 03:58:05 am »
If you think that is "sexy" pig, just look how old hooch responds to a cattleprod........



or is he just trying to dance?

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« Reply #110 on: August 19, 2004, 09:11:33 am »
Damn that's sexy!
Put LeRoy in a pair o' them shorts and I'll fly fed!
All them feds so "flaming"?


I'm keepin' my pants on, thank you very much

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« Reply #111 on: August 19, 2004, 10:17:13 am »
Too funny lol
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« Reply #112 on: August 19, 2004, 10:24:58 am »
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« Reply #113 on: August 19, 2004, 04:24:42 pm »


Okay, so TNG klinks heads dont look EXACTLY like a nutsack, I admit.

Actually according to Doggy they look like "mutant" nutsacks. However, the latest revision of the Alliance Interspecies Protocol Handbook, clearly states that it is inappropriate to point this out and that henceforth all Klingons are to be referred to as d***heads.


Not just "mutant nutsacks" but AJTK's obviously mutant (read: deformed) version...  ;)




As for the rest of your drivel...fork you, man!   heheh...


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« Reply #114 on: August 19, 2004, 04:31:08 pm »
<Sigh> TYPICAL Klink. At least the ANDORIAN got the joke, rofl!

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« Reply #115 on: August 19, 2004, 05:11:48 pm »
<Sigh> TYPICAL Klink. At least the ANDORIAN got the joke, rofl!

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heheh...hey, just because we don't wish to be made fun of in this manner doesn't mean we don't get the joke, such as it was.  It is possible to understand a joke and still think it's not funny, right?   :D


Along with my comments was admittedly a somewhat feeble attempt to turn the joke back on the perpetrator. 
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« Reply #116 on: August 19, 2004, 05:11:53 pm »
At least the ANDORIAN got the joke, rofl!


That's just because his high-risk sexual proclivity for K9/Primate/Andorian three-ways has left him with a mutant nutsack.
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« Reply #117 on: August 20, 2004, 09:53:30 am »
LOL @ Doggie and Kroma.

BTW Doggie, you really WERENT supposed to find it all that funny!  ;)
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« Reply #118 on: August 20, 2004, 11:55:24 am »
Ahh.......that explains it.  :D


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« Reply #119 on: August 20, 2004, 04:25:07 pm »
Whats up Green, you throwing in the towel and admitting defeat after your attempts to frame me?  :rwoot:

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« Reply #120 on: August 20, 2004, 04:47:50 pm »


*Reading page 3*

It's good to be green. :D

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« Reply #121 on: August 20, 2004, 05:11:38 pm »
It'll be two years before this stuff hits the New Zealand papers. By that time Klingons will be throwing barbecues on the white house lawn................  thanks for the preview!


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« Reply #122 on: August 20, 2004, 05:45:23 pm »
Now sure which is making me drool more, page 3 or the laden briefcase on the cover of the "Kzinti Times"
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