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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2004, 06:30:23 pm »
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Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.
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Tell me you did not just say that  :o

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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2004, 06:32:51 pm »
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Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.
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Tell me you did not just say that  :o

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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2004, 06:37:17 pm »
 :multi: :multi: :multi:

More !!         :rofl:


 :popcorn:     ;D   
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2004, 06:39:12 pm »
Rolling could tell you that.

But she'd be lying.

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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2004, 06:49:36 pm »
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.


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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2004, 06:52:01 pm »
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.



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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2004, 07:00:43 pm »
 :o

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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2004, 07:12:00 pm »
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.




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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2004, 07:45:15 pm »
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.


Hey! Don't make me come over there! I can now swing a pin too ya know! Here, watch...

<heaves pin off the ground, starts swing, clonks himself in the head>

*CLONK!, UMPH!*

<collapses>

Never mind. Carry on



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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2004, 07:59:21 pm »
*counts the number of beers Blade has had in this thread*

Hmmmmm, somebody is slowing down in their old age. 

Popcorn seems about right though.  :rofl:

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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2004, 08:01:59 pm »
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Let me get this right, your saying J'inn is firmly between your thighs...correct? Korma is going to be jealous you red headed hussy.

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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2004, 08:02:19 pm »
*counts the number of beers Blade has had in this thread*

Hmmmmm, somebody is slowing down in their old age.  :rofl:
:drink:    :drink:    :drink:    :drink:    :drink:    :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:


there better?
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2004, 08:22:06 pm »
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Let me get this right, your saying J'inn is firmly between your thighs...correct? Korma is going to be jealous you red headed hussy.

Hooch


Kroma can have J'inn back when I'm done.   ;)
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2004, 08:26:45 pm »
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Let me get this right, your saying J'inn is firmly between your thighs...correct? Korma is going to be jealous you red headed hussy.

Hooch


Kroma can have J'inn back when I'm done.   ;)
   

Who would want a used lap licker?    :o
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2004, 08:52:51 pm »
Arriving at the Kzin Embassy at 1600 Mass Ave, NW, Washington DC, Earth, UFP (Tracey couldn't make the rent), AMB Green reads the front page of the Washington Times and sees the article concerning ... 'oh great, J'inn and Anna.'  Fortunately he is relieved to see another article, page 1, above the fold, in the Washington Post concerning Admiral Rolling's "trist" with Kzin lap dancers.

"Thank the One Eye'd One, that should bury J'inn's exploits on page three by tomorrow.  Note to self ... call J'inn ... that bastard."

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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #35 on: August 03, 2004, 09:33:06 pm »
You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!


Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.

Gosh, Blade, now I want pop corn!!!!


Now that's pushing the envlope!

Good thing Kim and J'inn aren't radio dj's...otherwise the fcc would want to have a "chat" with them!!!
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2004, 03:30:17 am »
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.




Yeah popcorn bits are sticky and kindaliginger :)
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2004, 03:44:10 am »
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.




Let me be the first to observe Kimberly, that you now have a crumby pussy between your thighs.

P.S.  Did I mention it has stretch marks........ ;D

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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #38 on: August 04, 2004, 03:51:37 am »
You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!


Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.

Gosh, Blade, now I want pop corn!!!!


Now that's pushing the envlope!

Good thing Kim and J'inn aren't radio dj's...otherwise the fcc would want to have a "chat" with them!!!



Your Mail...Mr. Jinn

Hummmm....."Whats this a letter from the FCC"

   Mr. Jinn;

  This is to inform you, that Your are being fined $ 2,500,000.00 for using the radio waves for personal gain and exposing the young to an illlegal profession. Payment is expected by the end of the month !

   Thank You !


  Chairman Michael K. Powell


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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2004, 06:22:01 am »
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.








Let me be the first to observe Kimberly, that you now have a crumby pussy between your thighs.

P.S.  Did I mention it has stretch marks........ ;D


ROFL!!!

<Looks at J'inn>

Well, the coconut cream seems to be helping him with the stretch marks.  Or either he is just enjoying a good rubbing.
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