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Offline KAT J'inn

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Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« on: August 03, 2004, 01:39:32 pm »
API - Mars - 1/24/2270



Mysterious White Kzinti Caught Trying to Lure Young Tennis Star Into Escort Business


Scandal rocked the tennis world yesterday as Anna Kournakova VII turned over a video log to Federation authorities which purportedly shows an unknown Kzinti agent trying to talk her into joining an escort agency  run from M'Raa.

Via a universal translator the oddly white Kzin can be heard plainly saying, "Look Hun, lets face it, you suck, but with a body like that you could go far."

Kzinti Ambassador Green angrily denied any knowledge of the attemped illegal transaction but was heard mumbling something about a J'inn.   The term being unknown to Federation translators.

A shaken Ms. Kournakova could not be reached for direct comment but she did release a statement which oddly praised "cute fluffy white kitties with big fat bank accounts."

Federation Authorities are continuing to investigate.
   


« Last Edit: August 04, 2004, 09:04:00 am by J'inn »
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2004, 01:43:03 pm »
Rolling's Lap warmer? :o
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2004, 01:43:45 pm »
J'inn, you better stay where you belong!!!  <pats thigh>

Now get to purring!!!!


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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2004, 01:45:28 pm »
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2004, 01:47:09 pm »
Quote from: Hexx on August 03, 2004, 01:45:28 pm
Quote from: FVA_C_Blade_XC on August 03, 2004, 01:43:03 pm
Rolling's Lap warmer? :o

<snicker>

I wonder how many noticed before he did!!!!  BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2004, 01:51:35 pm »
There should be a reaction any second now.............
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2004, 02:04:31 pm »
 :popcorn:
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2004, 02:05:49 pm »
You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2004, 02:07:20 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 03, 2004, 02:05:49 pm
You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!
:popcorn: :drink: :popcorn:
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2004, 02:15:16 pm »
Quote from: Rolling on August 03, 2004, 01:43:45 pm
J'inn, you better stay where you belong!!!  <pats thigh>

Now get to purring!!!!




Just wave a $20 in front of his face, thats his remote control...... ;D
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2004, 03:23:14 pm »
Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G.... :-\
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2004, 03:30:41 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 03, 2004, 02:05:49 pm
You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.

Gosh, Blade, now I want pop corn!!!!
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2004, 03:40:06 pm »
Quote from: SHG-TobinDax on August 03, 2004, 03:23:14 pm
Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G.... :-\
?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2004, 04:01:38 pm »
Quote from: FVA_C_Blade_XC on August 03, 2004, 03:40:06 pm
Quote from: SHG-TobinDax on August 03, 2004, 03:23:14 pm
Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G.... :-\
?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?

Excellent Hijack though  :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:

Just when it was getting good.

Is it it just me or does J'inn look a little starled and you can't see Anna's aother hand, perhaps he is just a muff ;)
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2004, 04:05:38 pm »
Quote from: FVA_C_Blade_XC on August 03, 2004, 03:40:06 pm
Quote from: SHG-TobinDax on August 03, 2004, 03:23:14 pm
Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G.... :-\
?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?

Actually I just spotted what Tobin meant:

"API - Mars - 1/24/2370"
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2004, 04:10:31 pm »
Ya I did too,was posting bout the hijack ;)
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2004, 05:07:05 pm »
Quote from: FVA_C_Blade_XC on August 03, 2004, 03:40:06 pm
Quote from: SHG-TobinDax on August 03, 2004, 03:23:14 pm
Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G.... :-\
?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?

Hi-jack? No-way. I just wanted to point out the continuity error, or perhaps J'inn has been spending a lot of time around Rick Berman and is playing havoc with the timeline?  :police: Ok. Now hit me with the hijack over time lines and Berman?  ;)
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2004, 05:13:05 pm »
Quote from: Gook on August 03, 2004, 04:01:38 pm
Quote from: FVA_C_Blade_XC on August 03, 2004, 03:40:06 pm
Quote from: SHG-TobinDax on August 03, 2004, 03:23:14 pm
Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G.... :-\
?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?

Excellent Hijack though  :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:

Just when it was getting good.

Is it it just me or does J'inn look a little starled and you can't see Anna's aother hand, perhaps he is just a muff ;)

Actually he looks indifferent. Maybe some enhancement drug is needed or the MRs. is in his sight nearby?
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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2004, 06:24:01 pm »
He looks happy to me.



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Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2004, 06:26:14 pm »
 :rofl:
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