Topic: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!

[KAT J'inn]

API - Mars - 1/24/2270



Mysterious White Kzinti Caught Trying to Lure Young Tennis Star Into Escort Business


Scandal rocked the tennis world yesterday as Anna Kournakova VII turned over a video log to Federation authorities which purportedly shows an unknown Kzinti agent trying to talk her into joining an escort agency  run from M'Raa.

Via a universal translator the oddly white Kzin can be heard plainly saying, "Look Hun, lets face it, you suck, but with a body like that you could go far."

Kzinti Ambassador Green angrily denied any knowledge of the attemped illegal transaction but was heard mumbling something about a J'inn.   The term being unknown to Federation translators.

A shaken Ms. Kournakova could not be reached for direct comment but she did release a statement which oddly praised "cute fluffy white kitties with big fat bank accounts."

Federation Authorities are continuing to investigate.
   

[FVA_C_ Blade_ XC]

Rolling's Lap warmer?

[Rolling]

J'inn, you better stay where you belong!!!  <pats thigh>

Now get to purring!!!!

[Hexx]

Rolling's Lap warmer?

<snicker>

[Rolling]

Rolling's Lap warmer?

<snicker>

I wonder how many noticed before he did!!!!  BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Rolling]

There should be a reaction any second now.............

[FVA_C_ Blade_ XC]

 

[KAT J'inn]

You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!

[FVA_C_ Blade_ XC]

You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

J'inn, you better stay where you belong!!!  <pats thigh>

Now get to purring!!!!

Just wave a $20 in front of his face, thats his remote control......

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G....

[Rolling]

You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!

Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.

Gosh, Blade, now I want pop corn!!!!

[FVA_C_ Blade_ XC]

Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G....

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Post this in da wrong thread?

[Gook]

Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G....

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Post this in da wrong thread?

Excellent Hijack though 

Just when it was getting good.

Is it it just me or does J'inn look a little starled and you can't see Anna's aother hand, perhaps he is just a muff

[Mog]

Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G....

?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?

Actually I just spotted what Tobin meant:

"API - Mars - 1/24/2370"

[FVA_C_ Blade_ XC]

Ya I did too,was posting bout the hijack

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G....

?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?

Hi-jack? No-way. I just wanted to point out the continuity error, or perhaps J'inn has been spending a lot of time around Rick Berman and is playing havoc with the timeline?  Ok. Now hit me with the hijack over time lines and Berman? 

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G....

?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?

Excellent Hijack though 

Just when it was getting good.

Is it it just me or does J'inn look a little starled and you can't see Anna's aother hand, perhaps he is just a muff

Actually he looks indifferent. Maybe some enhancement drug is needed or the MRs. is in his sight nearby?

[Rolling]

He looks happy to me.

[FVA_C_ Blade_ XC]

 

[_SSCF_Hooch]

Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.

[/glow]

Tell me you did not just say that 

Hooch

[FVA_C_ Blade_ XC]

Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.

[/glow]

Tell me you did not just say that 

Hooch

                

[C-Los]

 

More !!         


         

[Vaul]

Rolling could tell you that.

But she'd be lying.

[Rolling]

Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!!

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

[FVA_C_ Blade_ XC]

Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!!

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

       

[Vaul]

 

[Commander Maxillius]

Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!!

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

 

[SSCF-LeRoy]

Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!!

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Hey! Don't make me come over there! I can now swing a pin too ya know! Here, watch...

<heaves pin off the ground, starts swing, clonks himself in the head>

*CLONK!, UMPH!*

<collapses>

Never mind. Carry on

[762_XC]

*counts the number of beers Blade has had in this thread*

Hmmmmm, somebody is slowing down in their old age. 

Popcorn seems about right though. 

[_SSCF_Hooch]

Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!!

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Let me get this right, your saying J'inn is firmly between your thighs...correct? Korma is going to be jealous you red headed hussy.

Hooch

[FVA_C_ Blade_ XC]

*counts the number of beers Blade has had in this thread*

Hmmmmm, somebody is slowing down in their old age. 

                   


there better?

[Rolling]

Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!!

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Let me get this right, your saying J'inn is firmly between your thighs...correct? Korma is going to be jealous you red headed hussy.

Hooch

Kroma can have J'inn back when I'm done.   

[FVA_C_ Blade_ XC]

Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!!

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Let me get this right, your saying J'inn is firmly between your thighs...correct? Korma is going to be jealous you red headed hussy.

Hooch

Kroma can have J'inn back when I'm done.   

   

Who would want a used lap licker?   

[Green]

Arriving at the Kzin Embassy at 1600 Mass Ave, NW, Washington DC, Earth, UFP (Tracey couldn't make the rent), AMB Green reads the front page of the Washington Times and sees the article concerning ... 'oh great, J'inn and Anna.'  Fortunately he is relieved to see another article, page 1, above the fold, in the Washington Post concerning Admiral Rolling's "trist" with Kzin lap dancers.

"Thank the One Eye'd One, that should bury J'inn's exploits on page three by tomorrow.  Note to self ... call J'inn ... that bastard."

[DAnahos_XC]

You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!

Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.

Gosh, Blade, now I want pop corn!!!!

Now that's pushing the envlope!

Good thing Kim and J'inn aren't radio dj's...otherwise the fcc would want to have a "chat" with them!!!

[Gook]

Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!!

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Yeah popcorn bits are sticky and kindaliginger

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!!

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Let me be the first to observe Kimberly, that you now have a crumby pussy between your thighs.

P.S.  Did I mention it has stretch marks........

[C-Los]

You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!

Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.

Gosh, Blade, now I want pop corn!!!!

Now that's pushing the envlope!

Good thing Kim and J'inn aren't radio dj's...otherwise the fcc would want to have a "chat" with them!!!

Your Mail...Mr. Jinn

Hummmm....."Whats this a letter from the FCC"

   Mr. Jinn;

  This is to inform you, that Your are being fined $ 2,500,000.00 for using the radio waves for personal gain and exposing the young to an illlegal profession. Payment is expected by the end of the month !

   Thank You !


  Chairman Michael K. Powell


 

[Rolling]

Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!!

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Let me be the first to observe Kimberly, that you now have a crumby pussy between your thighs.

P.S.  Did I mention it has stretch marks........

ROFL!!!

<Looks at J'inn>

Well, the coconut cream seems to be helping him with the stretch marks.  Or either he is just enjoying a good rubbing.

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

Someone please mark this post for those 18 and older only?

[Rolling]

Someone please mark this post for those 18 and older only?

Yeah, you're right.

We need to stop anyways.  J'inn has gone as low as he can go.

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Someone please mark this post for those 18 and older only?

Yeah, you're right.

We need to stop anyways.  J'inn has gone as low as he can go.

Isn't it J'inn who usually ends these sessions prematurely, before a climax is reached?

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

Postus interuptus?   

[Rolling]

ACK!!!!

<blushes and runs away>

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Postus interuptus?   

Perhaps, J'inns post didn't seem too long.......

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

...a case of deflation?

[SSCF-LeRoy]

ACK!!!!

<blushes and runs away>

Ya made yer bed, Kim. Now ya gotta lie in it

[DAnahos_XC]

Postus interuptus?   

He posted prematurely.

/rimshot

[KAT J'inn]

Someone please mark this post for those 18 and older only?

J'inn has gone as low as he can go.

HAH!!   Now that's funny.   I even brought in my secretary to read this one.  She's still laughing.   Something about not understanding lawyers she keeps giggling.
 

[KAT J'inn]

As for the disgusting nature of this thread I am shocked!    I made a simple gag about Anna and me and it seems "certain" member sof this community just can't keep their hormones in check.

Now I know there is nothing sexier in this universe than a Polar Kzin in his prime,  <looks at self in mirror> but really, can't you humans keep your females under control?  Can't Hooch keep his subordinates under control?     

It's shameful.   At least we Kzin have higher moral standards.  But hey, we are superior.

As for the tougue comment I was simply discussing how a Kzin can keep his or her own lap warm with it on those cold polar nights.  You sickos!   I bet you don't even clean yourselves.   

<starts licking paws and washing face>

[C-Los]

   Yep... uh huh..... ...Yep....    


                     

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

Put the tongue away and try a wash cloth oh superior one.

[Rolling]

<snip, snip>

As for the tougue comment I was simply discussing how a Kzin can keep his or her own lap warm with it...

Oh.My.God.

[Kroma BaSyl]

You sickos!   I bet you don't even clean yourselves.   


<starts licking paws and washing face>

Well not with their tongues anyway. Jinn a little bit of advice, when on Earth do as the Earthers do and use toilet paper, poopy breathe. Oh yeah, and the neighbors are complaining about large....hmmmm....deposites in their kids sandboxes, so please use a toilet too.

[C-Los]

You sickos!   I bet you don't even clean yourselves.   


<starts licking paws and washing face>

Well not with their tongues anyway. Jinn a little bit of advice, when on Earth do as the Earthers do and use toilet paper, poopy breathe. Oh yeah, and the neighbors are complaining about large....hmmmm....deposites in their kids sandboxes, so please use a toilet too.

I saw some youngsters throwing what looked like Large mud-pies at each other this afternoon...So thats what they really were...      Glad I turned away as one was taking a bite...


Bad Kitty....

[Vaul]

Thank you C-Los.....I'd just....started...eating when I read that.

[FPF-AJTK]

Vaul: <stops chewing> ... "You mean these ARENT industrial sized tootsie rolls Ive been eating all morning?"

 

 

[_SSCF_Hooch]

Someone please mark this post for those 18 and older only?

Yeah, you're right.

We need to stop anyways.  J'inn has gone as low as he can go.

<faints>

[_SSCF_Hooch]

At least we Kzin have higher moral standards

This coming from a race that smells one another's butts 

[KAT J'inn]

At least we Kzin have higher moral standards

This coming from a race that smells one another's butts 

<twists as only a Kzin can>

<sniff> <sniff>

You mean like roses?   

<sniff>

Tea Roses in my case.   

<sniff>

Yellow ones.

Face it.  We're perfect.

[SSCF-LeRoy]

At least we Kzin have higher moral standards

This coming from a race that smells one another's butts 

<twists as only a Kzin can>

<sniff> <sniff>

You mean like roses?   

<sniff>

Tea Roses in my case.   

<sniff>

Yellow ones.

Face it.  We're perfect.

And I'm sure yer farts don't stink either

[FPF-AJTK]

Would that be a "pussy fart"?