Thanks y'all. Spent the whole day with my wife. She even let me sing this song in the car on the way to the Cheesecake Factory:
DRAGON ROAD
Author Unkown (Feel free to fill it in, bards, should anyone know)
It was the third of August, out of Arommneray,
Half-a-dozen horses and a wagonload of hay.
there had been a party, hangovers galore,
Our clerics were unconscious and our fighters saddlesore.
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And there were dragons, dragons, flying o'er the road!
Wyverns all around us, and behind us yellow mold,
And there were orcses, orcses, filling all the wood,
They all jumped upon us because we were lawful good.
We were not discouraged, we were set to fight,
But we had drunk two gallons of the finest wine that night.
Sir Morris was disheveled, Sir Percy was the same
And the elf who traveled with us was too drunk to know his name.
CHORUS
The dragons got the horses, the orcs got even more,
And chewing on our wagon was an ugly manticore!
We finally woke our wizard, he would make them pay!
But he really pulled a boner when he mumbled spells that day.
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His fireball misfired, his lightening missed its mark
And soon the party found itself encased in total dark.
He tried to polymorph them, the dirty ancient louse,
We did not think it funny when Sir Kay became a mouse.
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Our fighters bravely battled, but it was all for nought,
For we had not the measure of the monsters that we fought.
'Twas our bard who finally saved us, for he could do no wrong,
He really had 'em running when he belted out this song:
CHORUS
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