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Offline KAT J'inn

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Dear Ms. Astarte
« on: August 02, 2004, 07:08:27 pm »
I just had a long MSN talk with your significant other,  Mr. Firesoul.   It seems he's sooo bored that he just been sitting around fiddling with shiplists for weeks.

Between you and me, he secretly wants to remodel your entire abode.   He's just worried about money.   Well . .   leave it to old J'inn to help you out.   Check out the follow websites.    On them you will find some pretty cool deals on stuff and maps so you can find the closest shops.

Sure, you may have to go to 10 or 20 of them to find the exact things you want, but what the heck, it'll be fun.   And it will get you know who's nose out of the SFB books and back to paying attention to his Funny Little Honey.     Namely, you.

Shouldn't you be Number One on his list of priorities.   Yes, I thought so.

Well, here ya go . . .

www.kmart.com

www.target.com

www.walmart.com


Yer Pal,


J'inn
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2004, 07:10:45 pm »
 :rofl:
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2004, 07:14:41 pm »
Tsk. I bought her some St-Hubert tonight.. .. you can't possibly beat that at this time. ;)
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2004, 07:19:22 pm »
Alright . . .   I see it's time for me to get nasty . . .

Ohhh Astarte . . .  here look for a store near you.

AREN'T THEY SIMPLY TO DIE FOR!!!   WORK IT GIRL!!!


http://www.ninewest.com/index.jsp
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2004, 07:21:21 pm »
Come on J'inn, not EVERYONES wife is a SHOPASAURUS REX!

<snicker>
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2004, 07:22:53 pm »
Indeed...
Besides, .. not only I am the one who brings home the paycheck, I also control the firewall.  8)
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2004, 07:24:41 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on August 02, 2004, 07:22:53 pm
Indeed...
Besides, .. not only I am the one who brings home the paycheck, I also control the firewall.  8)

Ohohoh, you stud
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2004, 07:25:59 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on August 02, 2004, 07:22:53 pm
Indeed...
Besides, .. not only I am the one who brings home the paycheck, I also control the firewall.  8)

Ohhh are you ever in trouble now.   Trust me.

I can see it now . . .

later tonight

Astarte:  So you really think you are in control eh?  <---- She's Canadian

Firesoul:  Erm, ummm,  well, heh, ummm.

Astarte:  I'm waiting for an answer  . . .

Firesoul:  <whimper>




Well, my work is done here.

<skampers off>

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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2004, 07:29:52 pm »
What are you talking about? She gets to control.... OTHER... things..  :o
.. there is balance, you see.. much balance.  ;)
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2004, 07:30:20 pm »
<skampers off>

I was unaware that Kzinti "skampered", or that they were in fact "skamperers"

How odd.

FS, you might wanna raise shields aboot the igloo chief, INCOMING!
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2004, 07:33:46 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 07:19:22 pm
Alright . . .   I see it's time for me to get nasty . . .

Ohhh Astarte . . .  here look for a store near you.

AREN'T THEY SIMPLY TO DIE FOR!!!   WORK IT GIRL!!!


http://www.ninewest.com/index.jsp



What the hell are those??

Oh.. *ahem*

Mr. Jinn

I thank you muchly for your interest and concern into my household condition, however housing situation is quite under control.  As we have a son that is just currently learning to walk, (*watches FireSoul start to put the SFB material higher*) a remodelling would not be the most opportune thing at the moment.

I would however think that perhaps your lady friend would appreciate the following link.

http://www.ikea.ca/

Unfortunately, there are only locations in Canada that I know of, so you may wish to book a flight at your earliest conveninece.

FireSoul does indeed enjoy his work on the shiplist and we were discussing it last night on our way to have a meal.  He had asked if he should release it last night as opposed to today.  I suggested that if all the important information was provided to launch the GW3 campaign sucessfully that he might want to explore that as a valid option.

I appreciate again the concern and look forward to hearing from you in the future.

Your sincerely,

Astarte
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2004, 07:40:05 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 07:19:22 pm
Alright . . .   I see it's time for me to get nasty . . .

Ohhh Astarte . . .  here look for a store near you.

AREN'T THEY SIMPLY TO DIE FOR!!!   WORK IT GIRL!!!


http://www.ninewest.com/index.jsp



J'inn!  You bastard!  Those shoes are expensive!

Firesoul isn't the only one with a significant other who reads these fora!

-S'Cipio the shoe buyer
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2004, 07:45:33 pm »
Quote from: Scipio_66 on August 02, 2004, 07:40:05 pm
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 07:19:22 pm
Alright . . .   I see it's time for me to get nasty . . .

Ohhh Astarte . . .  here look for a store near you.

AREN'T THEY SIMPLY TO DIE FOR!!!   WORK IT GIRL!!!


http://www.ninewest.com/index.jsp



J'inn!  You bastard!  Those shoes are expensive!

Firesoul isn't the only one with a significant other who reads these fora!

-S'Cipio the shoe buyer


To be honest, I have a pair of leather hiking boots I have had for about 10 years, a pair of sneakers that I have had for about 4 years now, and a couple of pairs of dress shoes.  I need new ones, but I figure payless would do just fine.  One pair of white, one pair of black.  Optional brown and ..wait..I have a navy pair from my brother's wedding.  Who needs anything else?
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2004, 07:54:00 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 07:08:27 pm
I just had a long MSN talk with your significant other,  Mr. Firesoul.   It seems he's sooo bored that he just been sitting around fiddling with shiplists for weeks.

Between you and me, he secretly wants to remodel your entire abode.   He's just worried about money.   Well . .   leave it to old J'inn to help you out.   Check out the follow websites.    On them you will find some pretty cool deals on stuff and maps so you can find the closest shops.

Sure, you may have to go to 10 or 20 of them to find the exact things you want, but what the heck, it'll be fun.   And it will get you know who's nose out of the SFB books and back to paying attention to his Funny Little Honey.     Namely, you.

Shouldn't you be Number One on his list of priorities.   Yes, I thought so.

Well, here ya go . . .

www.kmart.com

www.target.com

www.walmart.com


Yer Pal,


J'inn



Besides, I prefer going through hardware stores.  Lots of fun toys.  A set of screwdrivers is always a good gift.  A nice hammer.  ...  *nods thinking*   Almost wish we had a garage.  Then we could get the big stuff.  *nods some more*

*chuckles maniaclly and runs off rubbing her hands together*
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2004, 07:59:52 pm »
Hey FS, you should run with that! A nice new garage, complete with dedicated computer lab space...

The "Firesoul Cave" No, not batman.
The "Firesoul Fortress of Solitude" No, not really.

Sigh, okay. The garage with all the computer sh1t in it, eh?
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2004, 08:01:35 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 02, 2004, 07:59:52 pm
Hey FS, you should run with that! A nice new garage, complete with dedicated computer lab space...

The "Firesoul Cave" No, not batman.
The "Firesoul Fortress of Solitude" No, not really.

Sigh, okay. The garage with all the computer sh1t in it, eh?


Hard to have a garage for our 8th floor condo apartment....
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2004, 08:06:19 pm »
THEY MAKE IGLOOS THAT FREAKIN BIG?!?!  :rofl:

And yeah, before you even ask... I live in FLORIDA, AFAIC anything north of Atlanta is the freaking Tundra.

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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2004, 08:11:30 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 02, 2004, 07:21:21 pm
Come on J'inn, not EVERYONES wife is a SHOPASAURUS REX!

<snicker>


belive, all wifes are a SHOPASAURUS REX!  :-[  :banghead:
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2004, 08:14:55 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 02, 2004, 08:06:19 pm
THEY MAKE IGLOOS THAT FREAKIN BIG?!?!  :rofl:

And yeah, before you even ask... I live in FLORIDA, AFAIC anything north of Atlanta is the freaking Tundra.

.. I don't mind the igloo canadian jests... after all, you guys can't count. ;)   (votes, that is)
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2004, 08:15:59 pm »
All wives like/love/need to shop to some degree, no doubt. BUT... not to the level of J'inns wife, her Majesty SHOPASAURAUS REX!  ;)

God, Im sooooo gonnna get a summons or something for this.
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