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Dear Ms. Astarte
« on: August 02, 2004, 07:08:27 pm »
I just had a long MSN talk with your significant other,  Mr. Firesoul.   It seems he's sooo bored that he just been sitting around fiddling with shiplists for weeks.

Between you and me, he secretly wants to remodel your entire abode.   He's just worried about money.   Well . .   leave it to old J'inn to help you out.   Check out the follow websites.    On them you will find some pretty cool deals on stuff and maps so you can find the closest shops.

Sure, you may have to go to 10 or 20 of them to find the exact things you want, but what the heck, it'll be fun.   And it will get you know who's nose out of the SFB books and back to paying attention to his Funny Little Honey.     Namely, you.

Shouldn't you be Number One on his list of priorities.   Yes, I thought so.

Well, here ya go . . .

www.kmart.com

www.target.com

www.walmart.com


Yer Pal,


J'inn
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2004, 07:10:45 pm »
 :rofl:
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2004, 07:14:41 pm »
Tsk. I bought her some St-Hubert tonight.. .. you can't possibly beat that at this time. ;)
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2004, 07:19:22 pm »
Alright . . .   I see it's time for me to get nasty . . .

Ohhh Astarte . . .  here look for a store near you.

AREN'T THEY SIMPLY TO DIE FOR!!!   WORK IT GIRL!!!


http://www.ninewest.com/index.jsp
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2004, 07:21:21 pm »
Come on J'inn, not EVERYONES wife is a SHOPASAURUS REX!

<snicker>
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2004, 07:22:53 pm »
Indeed...
Besides, .. not only I am the one who brings home the paycheck, I also control the firewall.  8)
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2004, 07:24:41 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on August 02, 2004, 07:22:53 pm
Indeed...
Besides, .. not only I am the one who brings home the paycheck, I also control the firewall.  8)

Ohohoh, you stud
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2004, 07:25:59 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on August 02, 2004, 07:22:53 pm
Indeed...
Besides, .. not only I am the one who brings home the paycheck, I also control the firewall.  8)

Ohhh are you ever in trouble now.   Trust me.

I can see it now . . .

later tonight

Astarte:  So you really think you are in control eh?  <---- She's Canadian

Firesoul:  Erm, ummm,  well, heh, ummm.

Astarte:  I'm waiting for an answer  . . .

Firesoul:  <whimper>




Well, my work is done here.

<skampers off>

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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2004, 07:29:52 pm »
What are you talking about? She gets to control.... OTHER... things..  :o
.. there is balance, you see.. much balance.  ;)
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2004, 07:30:20 pm »
<skampers off>

I was unaware that Kzinti "skampered", or that they were in fact "skamperers"

How odd.

FS, you might wanna raise shields aboot the igloo chief, INCOMING!
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2004, 07:33:46 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 07:19:22 pm
Alright . . .   I see it's time for me to get nasty . . .

Ohhh Astarte . . .  here look for a store near you.

AREN'T THEY SIMPLY TO DIE FOR!!!   WORK IT GIRL!!!


http://www.ninewest.com/index.jsp



What the hell are those??

Oh.. *ahem*

Mr. Jinn

I thank you muchly for your interest and concern into my household condition, however housing situation is quite under control.  As we have a son that is just currently learning to walk, (*watches FireSoul start to put the SFB material higher*) a remodelling would not be the most opportune thing at the moment.

I would however think that perhaps your lady friend would appreciate the following link.

http://www.ikea.ca/

Unfortunately, there are only locations in Canada that I know of, so you may wish to book a flight at your earliest conveninece.

FireSoul does indeed enjoy his work on the shiplist and we were discussing it last night on our way to have a meal.  He had asked if he should release it last night as opposed to today.  I suggested that if all the important information was provided to launch the GW3 campaign sucessfully that he might want to explore that as a valid option.

I appreciate again the concern and look forward to hearing from you in the future.

Your sincerely,

Astarte
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2004, 07:40:05 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 07:19:22 pm
Alright . . .   I see it's time for me to get nasty . . .

Ohhh Astarte . . .  here look for a store near you.

AREN'T THEY SIMPLY TO DIE FOR!!!   WORK IT GIRL!!!


http://www.ninewest.com/index.jsp



J'inn!  You bastard!  Those shoes are expensive!

Firesoul isn't the only one with a significant other who reads these fora!

-S'Cipio the shoe buyer
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2004, 07:45:33 pm »
Quote from: Scipio_66 on August 02, 2004, 07:40:05 pm
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 07:19:22 pm
Alright . . .   I see it's time for me to get nasty . . .

Ohhh Astarte . . .  here look for a store near you.

AREN'T THEY SIMPLY TO DIE FOR!!!   WORK IT GIRL!!!


http://www.ninewest.com/index.jsp



J'inn!  You bastard!  Those shoes are expensive!

Firesoul isn't the only one with a significant other who reads these fora!

-S'Cipio the shoe buyer


To be honest, I have a pair of leather hiking boots I have had for about 10 years, a pair of sneakers that I have had for about 4 years now, and a couple of pairs of dress shoes.  I need new ones, but I figure payless would do just fine.  One pair of white, one pair of black.  Optional brown and ..wait..I have a navy pair from my brother's wedding.  Who needs anything else?
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2004, 07:54:00 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 07:08:27 pm
I just had a long MSN talk with your significant other,  Mr. Firesoul.   It seems he's sooo bored that he just been sitting around fiddling with shiplists for weeks.

Between you and me, he secretly wants to remodel your entire abode.   He's just worried about money.   Well . .   leave it to old J'inn to help you out.   Check out the follow websites.    On them you will find some pretty cool deals on stuff and maps so you can find the closest shops.

Sure, you may have to go to 10 or 20 of them to find the exact things you want, but what the heck, it'll be fun.   And it will get you know who's nose out of the SFB books and back to paying attention to his Funny Little Honey.     Namely, you.

Shouldn't you be Number One on his list of priorities.   Yes, I thought so.

Well, here ya go . . .

www.kmart.com

www.target.com

www.walmart.com


Yer Pal,


J'inn



Besides, I prefer going through hardware stores.  Lots of fun toys.  A set of screwdrivers is always a good gift.  A nice hammer.  ...  *nods thinking*   Almost wish we had a garage.  Then we could get the big stuff.  *nods some more*

*chuckles maniaclly and runs off rubbing her hands together*
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2004, 07:59:52 pm »
Hey FS, you should run with that! A nice new garage, complete with dedicated computer lab space...

The "Firesoul Cave" No, not batman.
The "Firesoul Fortress of Solitude" No, not really.

Sigh, okay. The garage with all the computer sh1t in it, eh?
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2004, 08:01:35 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 02, 2004, 07:59:52 pm
Hey FS, you should run with that! A nice new garage, complete with dedicated computer lab space...

The "Firesoul Cave" No, not batman.
The "Firesoul Fortress of Solitude" No, not really.

Sigh, okay. The garage with all the computer sh1t in it, eh?


Hard to have a garage for our 8th floor condo apartment....
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2004, 08:06:19 pm »
THEY MAKE IGLOOS THAT FREAKIN BIG?!?!  :rofl:

And yeah, before you even ask... I live in FLORIDA, AFAIC anything north of Atlanta is the freaking Tundra.

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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2004, 08:11:30 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 02, 2004, 07:21:21 pm
Come on J'inn, not EVERYONES wife is a SHOPASAURUS REX!

<snicker>


belive, all wifes are a SHOPASAURUS REX!  :-[  :banghead:
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2004, 08:14:55 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 02, 2004, 08:06:19 pm
THEY MAKE IGLOOS THAT FREAKIN BIG?!?!  :rofl:

And yeah, before you even ask... I live in FLORIDA, AFAIC anything north of Atlanta is the freaking Tundra.

.. I don't mind the igloo canadian jests... after all, you guys can't count. ;)   (votes, that is)
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2004, 08:15:59 pm »
All wives like/love/need to shop to some degree, no doubt. BUT... not to the level of J'inns wife, her Majesty SHOPASAURAUS REX!  ;)

God, Im sooooo gonnna get a summons or something for this.
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2004, 08:19:11 pm »
ROFL! Only down in the South part of Florida, FS. You know, "Gods waiting room"?

It was primarily "seasoned citizens" that couldnt handle punching a hole in a piece of paper, rofl!

Oh, and st00pid people too.

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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2004, 08:21:27 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 02, 2004, 08:19:11 pm
ROFL! Only down in the South part of Florida, FS. You know, "Gods waiting room"?

It was primarily "seasoned citizens" that couldnt handle punching a hole in a piece of paper, rofl!

Oh, and st00pid people too.



Ooh!  Seasoned citizens.  Sounds good.  Pass me a fork!
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2004, 08:21:40 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 02, 2004, 08:19:11 pm
ROFL! Only down in the South part of Florida, FS. You know, "Gods waiting room"?

It was primarily "seasoned citizens" that couldnt handle punching a hole in a piece of paper, rofl!

Oh, and st00pid people too.

yeah, and? :) Do you know how far NORTH you gotta go to see Igloos? ;)
Besides, the inuit aren't foolish.. they use mobile homes now, of some insulated sort. Igloos are for movies and american tourists from Florida.  ;D
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2004, 08:24:52 pm »
LOL! Well seasoned, but due to the aging process perhaps a bit chewy.

How far north for igloos? Um, New Jersey? Isnt that why DH is always in such a pissy mood? Sitting on a block of ice in a house made of ice with his jewels stuck to the chair?
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2004, 08:32:57 pm »
Quote from: Astarte on August 02, 2004, 07:54:00 pm

Besides, I prefer going through hardware stores.  Lots of fun toys.  A set of screwdrivers is always a good gift.  A nice hammer.  ...  *nods thinking*   Almost wish we had a garage.  Then we could get the big stuff.  *nods some more*

*chuckles maniaclly and runs off rubbing her hands together*
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Wow.  To hell with the shoes and stuf ... she's gonna make FS go out and buy a new house ... now that IS impressive.
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2004, 09:13:01 pm »
Quote from: Astarte on August 02, 2004, 08:21:27 pm
Quote from: AJTK on August 02, 2004, 08:19:11 pm
ROFL! Only down in the South part of Florida, FS. You know, "Gods waiting room"?

It was primarily "seasoned citizens" that couldnt handle punching a hole in a piece of paper, rofl!

Oh, and st00pid people too.



Ooh!  Seasoned citizens.  Sounds good.  Pass me a fork!

Sicko! ;) Seriously, my B-I-L and his family are from Ontario, and they used to sound just like Bob and Doug MacKenzie. Where I come from we would say your hubby is good people. And you would be too.

Just don't insult the South. If I'm not around, Kim will be here with rolling pins to explain the error of that path..... :police:
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2004, 09:22:52 pm »
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Quote from: AJTK on August 02, 2004, 08:19:11 pm
ROFL! Only down in the South part of Florida, FS. You know, "Gods waiting room"?

It was primarily "seasoned citizens" that couldnt handle punching a hole in a piece of paper, rofl!

Oh, and st00pid people too.

Ooh!  Seasoned citizens.  Sounds good.  Pass me a fork!

Sicko! ;) Seriously, my B-I-L and his family are from Ontario, and they used to sound just like Bob and Doug MacKenzie. Where I come from we would say your hubby is good people. And you would be too.

Just don't insult the South. If I'm not around, Kim will be here with rolling pins to explain the error of that path..... :police:

Ya'all jokin. :P
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2004, 09:30:08 pm »
Quote from: Astarte on August 02, 2004, 07:54:00 pm
Besides, I prefer going through hardware stores.  Lots of fun toys.  A set of screwdrivers is always a good gift.  A nice hammer.  ...  *nods thinking*   Almost wish we had a garage.  Then we could get the big stuff.  *nods some more*
*chuckles maniaclly and runs off rubbing her hands together*

You know Sam, all you need to do is check in with the Administration office to see what's needed to have access to the hobby shop downstairs next to the laundry room...
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2004, 09:43:22 pm »
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Quote from: Astarte on August 02, 2004, 07:54:00 pm
Besides, I prefer going through hardware stores.  Lots of fun toys.  A set of screwdrivers is always a good gift.  A nice hammer.  ...  *nods thinking*   Almost wish we had a garage.  Then we could get the big stuff.  *nods some more*
*chuckles maniaclly and runs off rubbing her hands together*

You know Sam, all you need to do is check in with the Administration office to see what's needed to have access to the hobby shop downstairs next to the laundry room...

...

Hey does FS live in that building where they (used to?) have that shop called ,uhmm, damn I can't remeber. Kinda over by the museum /police station?
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2004, 09:46:33 pm »
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Quote from: Strafer on August 02, 2004, 09:30:08 pm
Quote from: Astarte on August 02, 2004, 07:54:00 pm
Besides, I prefer going through hardware stores.  Lots of fun toys.  A set of screwdrivers is always a good gift.  A nice hammer.  ...  *nods thinking*   Almost wish we had a garage.  Then we could get the big stuff.  *nods some more*
*chuckles maniaclly and runs off rubbing her hands together*

You know Sam, all you need to do is check in with the Administration office to see what's needed to have access to the hobby shop downstairs next to the laundry room...

...

Hey does FS live in that building where they (used to?) have that shop called ,uhmm, damn I can't remeber. Kinda over by the museum /police station?

The YMCA? :)
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2004, 09:47:55 pm »
TOOLS???!!!   TOOLS!!!    )(*&)_&_^_&_&#&#_(#& &##_#*


HOW COME I'M THE ONLY ONE STUCK WITH A SHOPAHOLIC!!!

AND YES WE GOT )(_+*#)(*#)+(*)#  IKEA HERE WITH THEIR )(*#@*)_*#)(*#   SWEDISH MYSTERY MEAT CAFETERIA AND FOO FOO SHOWROOMS!!   ARRRGHHH!!! 

<grumble>  There is one about 30 minutes from me. 

Now,  should I be worried that I own three times as many shoes as Astarte?

 <grumble>  Foiled again.
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2004, 11:18:33 pm »
*spreads her hands in an innocent gesture*

I'm not your usual typical female.

I like computers.  *pets her computer*  I don't like people touching my computer.  It's pretty much as sacred as my purse. 

Of course I don't carry around a pink purse either.  I know you do J'inn...and I am so proud of you!  Takes a confident man to stand there holding a pink purse with pride and whimpering like a little schoolgirl.

My purse is a big....bag.  It holds my mini mag light, my darts, my mini D-dice, mini cards...Just about anything I happen to need at the time...stuff like that.

I'm just not normal.   Probably why I get along with you guys well enough.  *grins*

*pets J'inn on the head and sets him back in Rolling's lap*
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #32 on: August 02, 2004, 11:29:11 pm »
Quote from: Astarte on August 02, 2004, 11:18:33 pm
*spreads her hands in an innocent gesture*

I'm not your usual typical female.

I like computers.  *pets her computer*  I don't like people touching my computer.  It's pretty much as sacred as my purse. 

Of course I don't carry around a pink purse either.  I know you do J'inn...and I am so proud of you!  Takes a confident man to stand there holding a pink purse with pride and whimpering like a little schoolgirl.

My purse is a big....bag.  It holds my mini mag light, my darts, my mini D-dice, mini cards...Just about anything I happen to need at the time...stuff like that.

I'm just not normal.   Probably why I get along with you guys well enough.  *grins*

*pets J'inn on the head and sets him back in Rolling's lap*

Hmmm...... wonder if she ever visited Sweden for surgery........

<Snicker>
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #33 on: August 02, 2004, 11:32:54 pm »
Then they did a REALLY good job.. because I personally saw a baby come out of there.  :o

-- Luc
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2004, 12:43:45 am »
Quote from: FireSoul on August 02, 2004, 11:32:54 pm
Then they did a REALLY good job.. because I personally saw a baby come out of there.  :o

-- Luc
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #35 on: August 03, 2004, 12:54:50 am »
Well, sounds as though you are quite perfect for each other... understanding of each others hobbies, similar humor, back each other up on the forums...

Hats off to you both. *tips hat*

Just one moment... Nearly forgot... You can both find just what you are looking for right here in my area. And if you should happen to need assistance with the process I would be only too happy to help. The gentlemen you will see on the main page represent the seller... you will want representation that protects you.

Have a look at your next shared experience HERE and contact me for a private viewing at your convenience. (You will both appreciate the six-bay, 4,000 square foot detached garage and circular motor court. And the sellers have only just agreed to lower their asking price by an even million dollars. Don't miss this opportunity to make all your dreams come true.)

Contact me here and I will arrange your flight through my office.

Kind regards...
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #36 on: August 03, 2004, 02:39:16 am »
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Have a look at your next shared experience HERE and contact me for a private viewing at your convenience. (You will both appreciate the six-bay, 4,000 square foot detached garage and circular motor court. And the sellers have only just agreed to lower their asking price by an even million dollars. Don't miss this opportunity to make all your dreams come true.)

Damn Shogun that just a few miles East of where I live in Splendor here in Silicon Valley (At least my Apt. has Internet Cable ;D )   

Ummmm Shogun isn't that the Calavaris Fault just two ridge lines East of that nice House? :o ;D
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #37 on: August 03, 2004, 03:24:27 am »
Quote from: Soreyes on August 03, 2004, 02:39:16 am
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Have a look at your next shared experience HERE and contact me for a private viewing at your convenience. (You will both appreciate the six-bay, 4,000 square foot detached garage and circular motor court. And the sellers have only just agreed to lower their asking price by an even million dollars. Don't miss this opportunity to make all your dreams come true.)

Damn Shogun that just a few miles East of where I live in Splendor here in Silicon Valley (At least my Apt. has Internet Cable ;D )   

Ummmm Shogun isn't that the Calavaris Fault just two ridge lines East of that nice House? :o ;D

And I thought Silicone Valley was is Australia between Tracy's ...........

<Chuut hears a rolling pin whistling as Kim winds he pin up>

.........hometown and Sydney, yeah thats it, near Sydney

*whew*

Oh Hiya Kim, welcome back!!!!
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2004, 06:50:54 am »
"HOW COME I'M THE ONLY ONE STUCK WITH A SHOPAHOLIC!!!"

You're a lawyer and had to be appropriately punished?
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #39 on: August 03, 2004, 10:34:39 am »
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #40 on: August 03, 2004, 12:20:27 pm »
Quote from: Soreyes on August 03, 2004, 02:39:16 am
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Have a look at your next shared experience HERE and contact me for a private viewing at your convenience. (You will both appreciate the six-bay, 4,000 square foot detached garage and circular motor court. And the sellers have only just agreed to lower their asking price by an even million dollars. Don't miss this opportunity to make all your dreams come true.)

Damn Shogun that just a few miles East of where I live in Splendor here in Silicon Valley (At least my Apt. has Internet Cable ;D )   

Ummmm Shogun isn't that the Calavaris Fault just two ridge lines East of that nice House? :o ;D

Of course not, Soreyes. Everyone knows that earthquakes and fault zones are just stories made up to keep the flood of people rushing into our part of the world to a minimum. *wink*
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #41 on: August 03, 2004, 02:51:19 pm »
Quote from: benbean on August 03, 2004, 10:34:39 am
J'Inn,

perhaps you should have tried...

http://www.snapon.com/Canada/

http://www.makita.com/

http://www.dewalt.com/us/service/center_finder.asp?country=ca

http://www.boschtools.com/homepage.htm

 ;D

and BTW, thanks for OP+ 3.4 FS  :woot:


Ooh!  Toys....

Forgot the canadian tire site though.  Oh well.  I also have a lot of fun in Home Depot.
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #42 on: August 03, 2004, 03:37:20 pm »
Quote from: SHG-Shogun on August 03, 2004, 12:20:27 pm
Quote from: Soreyes on August 03, 2004, 02:39:16 am
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Have a look at your next shared experience HERE and contact me for a private viewing at your convenience. (You will both appreciate the six-bay, 4,000 square foot detached garage and circular motor court. And the sellers have only just agreed to lower their asking price by an even million dollars. Don't miss this opportunity to make all your dreams come true.)

Damn Shogun that just a few miles East of where I live in Splendor here in Silicon Valley (At least my Apt. has Internet Cable ;D )   

Ummmm Shogun isn't that the Calavaris Fault just two ridge lines East of that nice House? :o ;D

Of course not, Soreyes. Everyone knows that earthquakes and fault zones are just stories made up to keep the flood of people rushing into our part of the world to a minimum. *wink*

Oh..... OK.   I forgot that All the Quake problems are down in LA LA land ;D
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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #43 on: August 03, 2004, 04:42:58 pm »
Dont you mean "Igloo Depot"?

Todays special: Polar bear proof garbage pails.

;)

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Re: Dear Ms. Astarte
« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2004, 05:09:33 pm »
Stamped with the walrus seal of approval. :p
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