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Offline GDA-S'Cipio

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The story behind DH's tag line
« on: August 02, 2004, 07:06:54 pm »

" . . .  Gorn "women" were the drive behind the development of warp drive so they could actaully get some good loving... "


DH's current tagline brings back painful memories.  The real reason men go galloping across the stars is to get some good alien loving.  (Just ask Kirk!)  The Gorn, however, victim of rampant warm-bloodedism in the narrow-minded galaxy, have a little trouble getting dates among the mammals.

See for yourself:



This is unfair.  We are smarter and better looking than any other race in the galaxy!  So, finally, we had to settle for less subtle means.





-S'Cipio the discriminated against
« Last Edit: August 02, 2004, 07:18:14 pm by Scipio_66 »
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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2004, 07:21:19 pm »
Quote from: Scipio_66 on August 02, 2004, 07:06:54 pm
This is unfair.  We are smarter and better looking than any other race in the galaxy!  So, finally, we had to settle for less subtle means.



Uh, Scippy, that's a fish
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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2004, 07:23:29 pm »
Hey bruce, if you drew that pic of Troi, youve got a future in pr0n, woot!
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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2004, 11:21:51 pm »
The Gorn were not too picky either....



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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2004, 02:33:42 am »
Of course the Kzinti had other resons for developing Warp Drive as our females are quite attractive..........



Word of warning:  With Kzinti females No means No, and a disruptor fired at you if you don't desist in your advances!

Chuut, the often shot at........... ;D
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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2004, 03:01:15 am »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 03, 2004, 02:33:42 am
Of course the Kzinti had other resons for developing Warp Drive as our females are quite attractive..........



Word of warning:  With Kzinti females No means No, and a disruptor fired at you if you don't desist in your advances!

Chuut, the often shot at........... ;D


Damn It Chuut!!!!!!  Why do I always end up with the one's who have been corrupted by Kroma? :o

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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2004, 03:13:56 am »
Quote from: Soreyes on August 03, 2004, 03:01:15 am
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 03, 2004, 02:33:42 am
Of course the Kzinti had other resons for developing Warp Drive as our females are quite attractive..........



Word of warning:  With Kzinti females No means No, and a disruptor fired at you if you don't desist in your advances!

Chuut, the often shot at........... ;D


Damn It Chuut!!!!!!  Why do I always end up with the one's who have been corrupted by Kroma? :o




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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2004, 06:53:47 am »
It's been difficult getting back to Fed ships after flying Mirak in GW1. Sigh....
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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2004, 09:40:39 am »
Quote from: AJTK on August 02, 2004, 07:23:29 pm
Hey bruce, if you drew that pic of Troi, youve got a future in pr0n, woot!


lol!

No, I'm afraid I "stole" that picture from someone else on the internet.  All I did was change the Gorn's dialogue box.

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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2004, 12:48:35 pm »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 03, 2004, 02:33:42 am
Of course the Kzinti had other resons for developing Warp Drive as our females are quite attractive..........



Word of warning:  With Kzinti females No means No, and a disruptor fired at you if you don't desist in your advances!

Chuut, the often shot at........... ;D


Best of all they are None Sentient ;)

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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2004, 01:06:37 pm »
Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on August 02, 2004, 07:21:19 pm

Uh, Scippy, that's a fish


I assure you that while I have been called many things on a date, "cold fish" isn't one of them.

(I admit I just crawled out of the Black Lagoon in that photo, but I still thought I looked rather fetching.)

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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2004, 01:07:41 pm »
Quote from: Gook on August 03, 2004, 12:48:35 pm
best of all they are None Sentient ;)

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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2004, 04:56:50 pm »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 03, 2004, 02:33:42 am
Of course the Kzinti had other resons for developing Warp Drive as our females are quite attractive..........



Word of warning:  With Kzinti females No means No, and a disruptor fired at you if you don't desist in your advances!

Chuut, the often shot at........... ;D


Woot! Wow, thats enough to make a Cat person out of a Dog person, I declare. Mans best friend INDEED! Have to work on those teeth tho...
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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2004, 09:03:03 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 03, 2004, 04:56:50 pm
Woot! Wow, thats enough to make a Cat person out of a Dog person, I declare. Mans best friend INDEED! Have to work on those teeth tho...

Use a file ... works great.

I didn't say that.
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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2004, 09:54:59 pm »
Dr. McCoy: Report to my cabin, with a latex remover and a laser tooth file.

And some KY.
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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2004, 11:45:20 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on August 04, 2004, 09:54:59 pm
Dr. McCoy: Report to my cabin, with a latex remover and a laser tooth file.

And some KY.


LMAO !!!!
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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2004, 12:15:05 am »
Quote from: AJTK on August 04, 2004, 09:54:59 pm
Dr. McCoy: Report to my cabin, with a latex remover and a laser tooth file.

And some KY.


 :o  didn't realize Dr. McCoy had pointy teeth.............. ;D
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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2004, 09:20:28 pm »
Dont speak ill of the Dead, bad kitty!
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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2004, 09:33:41 am »
Quote from: AJTK on August 05, 2004, 09:20:28 pm
Dont speak ill of the Dead, bad kitty!


Or Ole' McCoy 'ill come back from the dead and "modify" yer figure Azteca style ;)

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Re: The story behind DH's tag line
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2004, 09:39:02 am »
Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on August 06, 2004, 09:33:41 am
Quote from: AJTK on August 05, 2004, 09:20:28 pm
Dont speak ill of the Dead, bad kitty!


Or Ole' McCoy 'ill come back from the dead and "modify" yer figure Azteca style ;)

Ooooooooo, Spooooooky...

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No problem I tend bar and it would certainly help my tips!...... ;D
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