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Offline KAT J'inn

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Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« on: August 01, 2004, 04:36:59 pm »
<picks up phone>

Hello,  Center for Missing and Exploited Warriors.   Yes, I'd like to submit a profile.  It is FREE I assume.  Uh huh.   Charitable donantion.   Oh surrrreee I'll donate.  I'll send a check in next week.  I just love giving to charity.

Now about that profile,  I assume it will go on all milk cartons.   Great!!   Him but I have to make your the Klingons get it also.  Hmmm.   Hey can you put it on the Lactose Intolerant Milk also.   Great!!  That should get it to them.     They have such tender tummies.  <snicker>

Anywho here we go.  Print the following:


Name:   Lord Krueg

Race:  Klingon

Age:  73

Hair:  Gray

Odor:   Klingon

Height:  6'5"

Weight:  Oink

Last Seen:  Running as fast as he could away from J'inn when J'inn asked him to help Admin GW3

Reward:   $1.00

Reason for Search:   J'inn needs his help for GW3 design.

Notes:  If found please give him a warm bottle of milk and bring him to the Miraki Ministry of Information.




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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2004, 04:47:27 pm »
<snicker>
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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2004, 04:51:50 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 01, 2004, 04:36:59 pm
<picks up phone>

Hello,  Center for Missing and Exploited Warriors.   Yes, I'd like to submit a profile.  It is FREE I assume.  Uh huh.   Charitable donantion.   Oh surrrreee I'll donate.  I'll send a check in next week.  I just love giving to charity.

Now about that profile,  I assume it will go on all milk cartons.   Great!!   Him but I have to make your the Klingons get it also.  Hmmm.   Hey can you put it on the Lactose Intolerant Milk also.   Great!!  That should get it to them.     They have such tender tummies.  <snicker>

Anywho here we go.  Print the following:


Name:   Lord Krueg

Race:  Klingon

Age:  73

Hair:  Gray

Odor:   Klingon

Height:  6'5"

Weight:  Oink

Last Seen:  Running as fast as he could away from J'inn when J'inn asked him to help Admin GW3

Reward:   $1.00

Reason for Search:   J'inn needs his help for GW3 design.

Notes:  If found please give him a warm bottle of milk and bring him to the Miraki Ministry of Information.






<sigh>

Aren't you supposed to be working on a way to get my DBCP+ that I DIDN'T get to fly last time in GW3's shiplist rather than these feeble attempts at humour?
-Get back to work lackey-boy!
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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2004, 05:05:01 pm »
Sorry, No LDR cheese will be served with GW3 Hexx.
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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2004, 05:51:04 pm »
Jinn, you have his age wrong, hes 90, and has no hair, only bald klingon in the empire.

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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2004, 07:05:44 pm »
Hmm...I'm not sure where Krueg got to..perhaps he is indeed ducking you, J'inn!  ;)


I actuallly wish I could take up the slack and help you out.  I think it's important that you do get help from a Klingon player.  Unfortunately, my plate is really full at the moment and I'm about to start my busy time of the month (the next two weeks).  I believe this period will encompass most of the time that will be spent on designing GW3.  :(


I do hope Krueg surfaces or someone else is able to pitch in.


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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2004, 07:17:49 pm »
KEG ?? WHO TOOK MAH KEG?
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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2004, 07:29:18 pm »
Quote from: Durin on August 01, 2004, 07:17:49 pm
KEG ?? WHO TOOK MAH KEG?


*BURP*

Didn't realize Colt 45 came in a keg..... thanks bud!
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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2004, 07:41:55 pm »
I'll be happy to stand in for the Klingons if none of the real one's can make it.
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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2004, 08:12:25 pm »

Have You Seen This Krug?



Name:   Lord Krueg
Age:  73
Odor:   Klingon

If found please give him a warm bottle of milk and bring him to the Miraki Ministry of Information.

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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2004, 09:23:15 pm »
You can find him on VT right now, you better hurry....
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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2004, 02:35:12 am »
 :-\
And you have attmepted to contact me...how?
You have my MSN addy...No emails... I see Zero PMs on any forum.
And now you insult me on these forums...
I will have your hide tacked above my Command Chair... 8)

And that desription... >:(

Now, let's go over the plans for the additional ships that will be added to the Klingon Shiplist, that D-77 for starters... :P

Hmmm, I see they're having a huge sale at that big outlet store near here SR likes so much. Where is her email addy, had it somewhere...

Contact me and we'll set something up...




Good thing I'm jestamessingwithya... :P




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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2004, 10:10:42 am »
Quote from: LordKrueg on August 02, 2004, 02:35:12 am
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And you have attmepted to contact me...how?
You have my MSN addy...No emails... I see Zero PMs on any forum.




Tsk!   I knew I forgot something or other.   I'm just sooo absent minded lately.  A shame really. As for input,  I hope to catch up with you soon.

Issues:

1)  Map

2)  VC points

3)  OoB ships and their Build Point Costs.

4) Screwing Hexx



Map is posted above.   VCs are similar to GW2.    OoB is similar to GW2 except (hold on to your leathers) the B10 is possible.   Screwing Hexx?  Yes similar to GW2 but I'd like to be a little less obvious this time.




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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2004, 10:45:14 am »
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 10:10:42 am


 . . .   I'm just sooo absent minded lately. . .

Shirley you jest? 
« Last Edit: August 02, 2004, 10:57:01 am by FPF-DieHard »
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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2004, 10:53:52 am »
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on August 02, 2004, 10:45:14 am
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 10:10:42 am


 . . .   I'm just sooo absent minded lately. . .

Shirley you gest? 

It's jest and stop calling him Shirley.

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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2004, 11:53:11 am »
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 10:10:42 am
Quote from: LordKrueg on August 02, 2004, 02:35:12 am
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And you have attmepted to contact me...how?
You have my MSN addy...No emails... I see Zero PMs on any forum.




Tsk!   I knew I forgot something or other.   I'm just sooo absent minded lately.  A shame really. As for input,  I hope to catch up with you soon.

Issues:

1)  Map

2)  VC points

3)  OoB ships and their Build Point Costs.

4) Screwing Hexx



Map is posted above.   VCs are similar to GW2.    OoB is similar to GW2 except (hold on to your leathers) the B10 is possible.   Screwing Hexx?  Yes similar to GW2 but I'd like to be a little less obvious this time.






You forgot putting the K-D7W and K-C7 in the Fed shiplist so I can play them. :P
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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2004, 01:44:14 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 10:10:42 am
Quote from: LordKrueg on August 02, 2004, 02:35:12 am
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And you have attmepted to contact me...how?
You have my MSN addy...No emails... I see Zero PMs on any forum.




Tsk!   I knew I forgot something or other.   I'm just sooo absent minded lately.  A shame really. As for input,  I hope to catch up with you soon.



Issues:

1)  Map

2)  VC points

3)  OoB ships and their Build Point Costs.

4) Screwing Hexx



Map is posted above.   VCs are similar to GW2.    OoB is similar to GW2 except (hold on to your leathers) the B10 is possible.   Screwing Hexx?  Yes similar to GW2 but I'd like to be a little less obvious this time.






Map posted above? Where? don't see a map anywhere in this post...
Maybe you can send it to me via MSN? Just got home from work, I should be on in a couple hrs. I'll look for ya.
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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2004, 01:59:57 pm »
NM, just saw DH's post with the pics of the maps...
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Re: Gentlemen, One of Our Kruegs is Missing
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2004, 02:05:35 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 02, 2004, 10:10:42 am
Quote from: LordKrueg on August 02, 2004, 02:35:12 am
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And you have attmepted to contact me...how?
You have my MSN addy...No emails... I see Zero PMs on any forum.




Tsk!   I knew I forgot something or other.   I'm just sooo absent minded lately.  A shame really. As for input,  I hope to catch up with you soon.

Issues:
*edited to remove useless crap he'll screw up anyway no matter who's helping him....
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4) Screwing Hexx
Why? What did I do now?
-You mean tempting me with the unattainable DBCP+ wasn't enough?

You really are a bastiche...
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Map is posted above.   VCs are similar to GW2.    OoB is similar to GW2 except (hold on to your leathers) the B10 is possible.   Screwing Hexx?  Yes similar to GW2 but I'd like to be a little less obvious this time.

I'm flying with the KBF as my allies... how more screwed can I get?
And what about 762? I think he should get a littel screwed as well...





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