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Offline KAT J'inn

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Flea Bag?!!
« on: August 01, 2004, 11:10:50 am »
Alright.   Now that's just rude.   And completely unbelieveable.   I shop only at Bath and Body Works for the Metrosexual Kzinti.    Why just yesterday I bought:

1)   Male Kzinti Territory Marking Essential Oils to scent my bedroom.  It drives the babes nuts.

2)   Essance of Lyran blood linen sprays.    Oooh now there's a good nights sleep.

3)   Kiwi and Strawberry fur conditioner.

4)   Human Fear Scent massage oils.   Mmmmm, nothing tastier than a scared human.


So you see,  when it comes to fine grooming.   Well . . .  need I say more?

You all wish you were this clean.    Heck, most of you can't even lick yourself all over.   Poor bastards.

 
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Offline FPF-DieHard

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Re: Flea Bag?!!
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2004, 11:32:30 am »
Don't you have a shiplist you should be working on?   <Snicker>
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Re: Flea Bag?!!
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2004, 11:39:03 am »
Quote from: J'inn on August 01, 2004, 11:10:50 am


You all wished you were this clean.    Heck, most of you can't even lick yourself all over.   Poor bastards.

 

Ugh, bad image...
Time to get the ice pick and get that one out of my brain...
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Re: Flea Bag?!!
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2004, 11:58:33 am »
I didn't see flea shampoo in that list...  So your list doesn't necessarly rule out you be a flea bag.. you are just a very nice smelling flea bag.
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Offline FPF-DieHard

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Re: Flea Bag?!!
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2004, 12:17:18 pm »
Quote from: Mr.Bad151 on August 01, 2004, 11:58:33 am
.. you are just a very nice smelling flea bag.

I guess you really can shine a turd  :rofl:
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Offline Vaul

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Re: Flea Bag?!!
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2004, 01:33:21 pm »
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on August 01, 2004, 12:17:18 pm
Quote from: Mr.Bad151 on August 01, 2004, 11:58:33 am
.. you are just a very nice smelling flea bag.

I guess you really can shine a turd  :rofl:



And perfume one as well, it seems.
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Re: Flea Bag?!!
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2004, 01:57:45 pm »
Quote from: Mr.Bad151 on August 01, 2004, 11:58:33 am
I didn't see flea shampoo in that list...  So your list doesn't necessarly rule out you be a flea bag.. you are just a very nice smelling flea bag.

Touche !!
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Offline KAT Chuut-Ritt

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Re: Flea Bag?!!
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2004, 04:51:42 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 01, 2004, 11:10:50 am
Alright.   Now that's just rude.   And completely unbelieveable.   I shop only at Bath and Body Works for the Metrosexual Kzinti.    Why just yesterday I bought:

1)   Male Kzinti Territory Marking Essential Oils to scent my bedroom.  It drives the babes nuts.

Real Kzin make their own marking oils, are you missing some essential equipment there J'inn....... :rofl:
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Offline Hexx

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Re: Flea Bag?!!
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2004, 04:54:53 pm »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 01, 2004, 04:51:42 pm
Quote from: J'inn on August 01, 2004, 11:10:50 am
Alright.   Now that's just rude.   And completely unbelieveable.   I shop only at Bath and Body Works for the Metrosexual Kzinti.    Why just yesterday I bought:

1)   Male Kzinti Territory Marking Essential Oils to scent my bedroom.  It drives the babes nuts.

Real Kzin make their own marking oils, are you missing some essential equipment there J'inn....... :rofl:

See: Shopasaurus Rex
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Offline KAT J'inn

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Re: Flea Bag?!!
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2004, 04:58:16 pm »
Quote from: Hexx on August 01, 2004, 04:54:53 pm
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 01, 2004, 04:51:42 pm
Quote from: J'inn on August 01, 2004, 11:10:50 am
Alright.   Now that's just rude.   And completely unbelieveable.   I shop only at Bath and Body Works for the Metrosexual Kzinti.    Why just yesterday I bought:

1)   Male Kzinti Territory Marking Essential Oils to scent my bedroom.  It drives the babes nuts.

Real Kzin make their own marking oils, are you missing some essential equipment there J'inn....... :rofl:

See: Shopasaurus Rex


SHUT UP!!!

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Re: Flea Bag?!!
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2004, 05:00:17 pm »
Kinda like Bilbo, S. Rex gets home and puts the "One Nut Sack to bind them all together" in a glass case on the mantle?

JUST ASKING... dont wanna get sued or anything.

<snicker>
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Offline Hexx

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Re: Flea Bag?!!
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2004, 05:01:39 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on August 01, 2004, 04:58:16 pm
Quote from: Hexx on August 01, 2004, 04:54:53 pm
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 01, 2004, 04:51:42 pm
Quote from: J'inn on August 01, 2004, 11:10:50 am
Alright.   Now that's just rude.   And completely unbelieveable.   I shop only at Bath and Body Works for the Metrosexual Kzinti.    Why just yesterday I bought:

1)   Male Kzinti Territory Marking Essential Oils to scent my bedroom.  It drives the babes nuts.

Real Kzin make their own marking oils, are you missing some essential equipment there J'inn....... :rofl:

See: Shopasaurus Rex


SHUT UP!!!




My bad J'inn

Really didn't want to touch a "sore spot"....
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