#1. Pizza to make my cat do what I want it to: Feta cheese, black olives and anchovies (remove the black olives if you want, but the cheese and anchovies are essential into making a cat want the pizza)
#2. Pizza that I eat to kill me: Bacon, beef, pepperoni, mushroom, black olives and feta cheese. You can ditch the feta for extra and the olives entirely, but the meat is essential.
#3. Pizza I eat when tired of meat: Black olives, mushroom, tomato and green peppers (the large ones, not those molotovs crazy people eat). Oddly enough, feta cheese doesn't taste good on a vegetarian pizza. Kinda odd.