Topic: Shouldn't they have outgrown this by now? (Read 1632 times)

Gambler · « **on:** July 31, 2004, 09:01:55 am »

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SCOTTSBLUFF, Neb. ? When the rapper Sisqo (search) sang, ?Let me see that thong,? it?s likely he wasn?t talking to men.

But two guys decided to let people in a Nebraska Wal-Mart (search) store see their thongs anyway ? on a dare ? and they were arrested for doing it.

The men, ages 35 and 36, bought two pairs of the skimpy women?s underwear, put it on in the bathroom and then came out wearing just the thongs and T-shirts, according to police in Scottsbluff, Neb.

Witnesses said the men strolled through the Wal-Mart and out to their car.

Cops arrested the duo in the parking lot and charged them with public indecency and disorderly conduct after studying a store surveillance video.

The pair were asked why they were wearing women?s thongs. One of the guys said that a friend had ?triple-dog dared them? to carry out the prank.

The men won?t be prosecuted, according to police.

Triple-Dog-Dare? They fell for a Triple-Dog-Dare? Grow up guys. The most important piece of information is missing from the story. That is how much beer had been consumed prior to their little stroll.

interloper · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2004, 09:52:26 am »

Not enough!!!!!!

Capt. Mike · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2004, 10:46:57 am »

Ever been to Scottsbluff? It was probably the wind and the heat and the utter desolation just before getting to Wyoming

Mike

Ferretlxix_XC · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2004, 03:19:33 pm »

Wow! That stuff should be done in private uhhhh.... they should be doing that in private
yeha, yeha,.
I know what you're thinking an No Alien never had me do this.
At leats not to often.

Clark Kent · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2004, 07:53:30 pm »

That's awesome man!!!

RogueJedi_XC · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2004, 10:53:33 pm »

It was a triple-dog dare!!!

You can never out grow one of those...it's like a challenge to your very existence and must be dealt with ASAP. I think it's an unwritten law somewhere that triple-dog dares cannot be prosecuted except if there's loss of life involved...or if you fail to accept the challenge or properly explain why you can't.

Gambler · « **Reply #6 on:** August 01, 2004, 08:32:17 am »

I wonder if they followed protocol or did they skip double dog dare etc and go straight to triple dog dare.

RogueJedi_XC · « **Reply #7 on:** August 04, 2004, 04:39:10 pm »

Hm....that might change things. Bypassing the double-dog dare is a major infraction.

interloper · « **Reply #8 on:** August 04, 2004, 06:41:48 pm »

interloper shakes his head and mutters...what is the world coming to?

Ferretlxix_XC · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2004, 01:17:41 am »

Quote from: interloper on August 04, 2004, 06:41:48 pm

interloper shakes his head and mutters...what is the world coming to?

baskets with nine gates.

AlienLXIX · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2004, 05:43:51 pm »

Quote from: ferretlxix on July 31, 2004, 03:19:33 pm

Wow! That stuff should be done in private uhhhh.... they should be doing that in private
yeha, yeha,.
I know what you're thinking an No Alien never had me do this.
At leats not to often.

In my defence he only wears his butt floss when he wants to please me.

I wonder if I could get him to wear speedos?

Yummy!

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