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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2004, 03:06:46 pm »
Quote from: Bearslayer on August 02, 2004, 12:35:46 pm
The ex was a BAD PMSer....

She was downright nasty when she went into it....

Her comment all the time was, "You don't have to go thru this!!"

My reply was always, "Oh, yes, I do... you drag me thru it every month with you!"

It was usually said as I was running out the door... ;D

running for the door works well, i suggest being in the car with it in gear 1st,
my wife is a good shot with a frying pan among other things   ;D
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2004, 03:15:19 pm »
Drumroll please.

The number one reason it was a slappable offense is because a woman decided it was a slappable offense.  Any attempt by a man to understand the reasoning behind such a slap can only result in at least another slap, a cold shoulder, or a kick in the crotch.
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2004, 03:19:30 pm »
Quote from: interloper on August 02, 2004, 03:06:46 pm
Quote from: Bearslayer on August 02, 2004, 12:35:46 pm
The ex was a BAD PMSer....

She was downright nasty when she went into it....

Her comment all the time was, "You don't have to go thru this!!"

My reply was always, "Oh, yes, I do... you drag me thru it every month with you!"

It was usually said as I was running out the door... ;D

running for the door works well, i suggest being in the car with it in gear 1st,
my wife is a good shot with a frying pan among other things   ;D

Nah!!  You just need to remember to CLOSE the door after you go out it.... preferably LOCKING it as you go.... ;D
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2004, 03:53:05 pm »
Quote from: Clark Kent on August 02, 2004, 12:54:23 pm
what's wrong with peeps?


It just sounds goofy....

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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2004, 04:00:17 pm »
Aren't peeps the little marshmallow pieces of garbage that stores try to sell everyone at Easter?
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2004, 04:01:03 pm »
are you dissin my suburban lingo?
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2004, 05:20:20 pm »
Quote from: Clark Kent on July 30, 2004, 05:37:42 pm
I was out with some peeps from karate last night, when the very same friend stopped by to catch us at denny's.  She had just been out with some of her girlfriends, and one of them had just spent months in China and is going back there soon.  So anyway, I asked my friend if she could ask her friend to import some of those fine asian women for me...
AND I GOT SLAPPED FOR IT!!!!
What did I say???


1)  You implied that women are property, which can be imported (for ownership or "exploitation")
2)  You impied that you might like to "own" more than one woman at a time.

Both are slapping offenses.


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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2004, 06:55:22 pm »
Quote from: Clark Kent on August 02, 2004, 04:01:03 pm
are you dissin my suburban lingo?


No, we're going to execute you for crimes against the English language.
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2004, 09:24:03 pm »
Quote from: Scipio_66 on August 03, 2004, 05:20:20 pm
1)  You implied that women are property, which can be imported (for ownership or "exploitation")
2)  You impied that you might like to "own" more than one woman at a time.

Both are slapping offenses.
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But why are these slapping offenses?
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2004, 09:39:30 pm »
Why do I get the feeling that Clark is never gonna get Lois or Lana.
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2004, 10:02:49 pm »
Quote from: Gambler on August 03, 2004, 09:39:30 pm
Why do I get the feeling that Clark is never gonna get Lois or Lana.
:rofl: :lol: :rofl:
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2004, 10:12:16 pm »
Quote from: AlienLXIX on August 03, 2004, 10:02:49 pm
Quote from: Gambler on August 03, 2004, 09:39:30 pm
Why do I get the feeling that Clark is never gonna get Lois or Lana.
:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

there is always jimmy   :o :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid:
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2004, 10:15:22 pm »
Quote from: interloper on August 03, 2004, 10:12:16 pm
there is always jimmy   :o :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid:

I don't think TheJudge has outed Jimmy yet.  ;)
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2004, 10:19:13 pm »
coming or going????  :o :o :o :o

oh dear god i think i just made myself sick!   ;D

J/K
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2004, 10:40:53 pm »
Who needs lana or lois?  Are they a sexy sexy asian woman?  I don't think so.   ;)
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Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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