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Offline Clark Kent

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Why is this a slappable offense???
« on: July 30, 2004, 05:37:42 pm »
I was out with some peeps from karate last night, when the very same friend stopped by to catch us at denny's.  She had just been out with some of her girlfriends, and one of them had just spent months in China and is going back there soon.  So anyway, I asked my friend if she could ask her friend to import some of those fine asian women for me...
AND I GOT SLAPPED FOR IT!!!!
What did I say???

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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2004, 05:39:11 pm »
I don't have a clue, man... I've been trying to get a friend that lives in London to mail me acouple of Eire's finest daughters for years. Alas, it is to no avail.
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2004, 07:52:46 pm »
Make sure they poke some air-holes in the package, otherwise it's just a big mess to clean up.

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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2004, 07:55:15 pm »
By mentioning other women who are *fine* you implied that she is not *fine* and worthy of your attention.  She may not want it, but by god you're not allowed to give it to anyone else.
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2004, 08:37:05 pm »
I suppose that makes sense.  however, she has a boyfriend, I'm not interested in her, and that's that.   ;D
Still, why is that worth a slap?  I mena she hit me hard man!
Where's Alien?  Perhaps she can explain this...
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2004, 09:26:56 pm »
That time of the month?

::SMACK::

Dammit what'd I say?

::SMACK!!::

Ow dammit stop hittin me!

::SMACK::

OK ok put down the gun! Aww sh*t.
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2004, 10:07:34 pm »
Quote from: Clark Kent on July 30, 2004, 08:37:05 pm
I suppose that makes sense.  however, she has a boyfriend, I'm not interested in her, and that's that.   ;D
Still, why is that worth a slap?  I mena she hit me hard man!
Where's Alien?  Perhaps she can explain this...

Uhh my guess is that you came off as a Chauvinist Pig from the deepest darkest reaches of Hel?

OK sure it might have been a PMS thing but it was kinda rude don't ya think?  It's like asking her to pimp for you or something.

Make any sense?
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2004, 10:14:58 pm »
Does that mean pimpin is a bad thing?
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2004, 01:07:58 am »
Quote from: Clark Kent on July 30, 2004, 10:14:58 pm
Does that mean pimpin is a bad thing?



::) ::)

You know I was about to edit my original post because as I was driving my kids to my dad's place I was thinking that I didn't word my post very well.  In fact I WAS thinking about apologising for posting a flame or something that could become a flame . . . 

NOT ANY MORE BUDDY! ;D
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2004, 01:35:02 am »
::puts on his helmet and heads down to the PMS bunker he built in the backyard::

Chargin Omaha beach ain't nothing compared to a womans scorn....hell at least the Germans would do ya quick.

Alien looks like the type that would take her time lol.
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2004, 07:42:16 am »
Quote from: AlienLXIX on July 31, 2004, 01:07:58 am
::) ::)

You know I was about to edit my original post because as I was driving my kids to my dad's place I was thinking that I didn't word my post very well.  In fact I WAS thinking about apologising for posting a flame or something that could become a flame . . . 

NOT ANY MORE BUDDY! ;D

Actually, I thought you were just joking around, like I have been, so no worries.
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2004, 02:34:18 pm »
Hehe, Clark is Such a Qui Lo. (sp)

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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2004, 05:16:35 pm »
Quote from: Stephen on August 01, 2004, 02:34:18 pm
Hehe, Clark is Such a Qui Lo. (sp)

Stephen

What is a Wui lo?
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2004, 05:19:39 pm »
I was trying to recall how to type something along the lines of Kwai Lo , as in the Term for American White People from the Chinese language. (Cantonese). It's been along long time,and was meant as a joke.

Stephen thinking onc again that Damn Bruce lee got me into trouble.  ;)

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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2004, 05:26:36 pm »
OH, i see, the chinese version of gringo?
Call me what you like, so long as i get my imports!   ;D
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2004, 05:31:39 pm »
Heh this will be very politically incorrect... But PMS only affects about 5-10% of women... =\ Its true. I learned it in health class, and I was like wth? So I checked up on it, and she (my teacher) was right!
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2004, 05:35:20 pm »
Quote from: SkyFlyer on August 01, 2004, 05:31:39 pm
Heh this will be very politically incorrect... But PMS only affects about 5-10% of women... =\ Its true. I learned it in health class, and I was like wth? So I checked up on it, and she (my teacher) was right!

Spoken like someone without a large amount of dealings with the fairer sex. (don't know if you have or not)

Even if that 15% is all that really is affected, they will always be the ones around (and the only ones around) when you make a sexist comment. ;D

*dives intobunker and prepares for nuclear assault for that one*
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2004, 12:35:46 pm »
The ex was a BAD PMSer....

She was downright nasty when she went into it....

Her comment all the time was, "You don't have to go thru this!!"

My reply was always, "Oh, yes, I do... you drag me thru it every month with you!"

It was usually said as I was running out the door... ;D
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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2004, 12:38:33 pm »
Quote from: Clark Kent on July 30, 2004, 05:37:42 pm
I was out with some peeps from karate last night, when the very same friend stopped by to catch us at denny's.  She had just been out with some of her girlfriends, and one of them had just spent months in China and is going back there soon.  So anyway, I asked my friend if she could ask her friend to import some of those fine asian women for me...
AND I GOT SLAPPED FOR IT!!!!
What did I say???



Because you used the word "peeps".  I mean, 'peeps'?  You should be slapped...
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Offline Clark Kent

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Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2004, 12:54:23 pm »
what's wrong with peeps?
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica
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