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Offline Hexx

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My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« on: July 30, 2004, 05:24:24 pm »
I Have decided it is far past time I addressd you.
I realize that many of you have doubts about our ability to achieve victory in the face of the pending Kzin/Federation alliance. I am here to tell you that you're screwed.
Fortunately the destruction of the KBF is really nothing more to me than a lazy afternoon side project so I have decided to put it aside until I have a half hour or so to kill someday.

I have received numerous petitions from such "esteemed" Klingon warriors as Warsears, Kreug, Dogmatix, and a lifesize signed team picture of the KBF begging for mercy and for me to lead the Empire in struggle against these mediocre enemies.

Having recently trounced your Empire in it's attempt to seize the LDR, as well as reconquering the rest of the Lyran Empire when no one was looking I have decided to accept the KBF petition.

When the hordes of useless gits + the Blue flu launch their unprovoked attack. You shal have Hexx leading the effort against them.

Many of you will not see the end of the struggle. Many more of you will not understand what I'm writing here and will be having someone who possesses a first grade reading level explain this to you.

HAve no fear. if ther is one thing even I respect about the Klingon Empire it is their tendancy to never let constant defeat and ridicule wear them down.

Besides we will be facing the Kzin and the Feds.
How hard can this be?

More bulletins to follow.

Hexx, Imperial War Leader
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2004, 05:48:13 pm »
<yawn> Is he done yet? :skeptic: :rofl: :screwloose: :spam: :troll:


Theres a new Sheriff in town, Hexxiepoo! -------->   :carmen:

P.S. Despite recent political differences some had with he KBF, we actually feel SORRY for them (a little) for their having you in their midst.

One good thing, no matter how cold the nights on Kronos, with all the HOT AIR you put out, they will never get cold...

:lol:

To the rest of you Klingons, I look forwards to flying against you in GW3! Id say that Kuplah thingy but I cant spell it and I would be lying! ;)

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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2004, 05:52:19 pm »
I ... .. I can't kill Hexx?

AWW MAAAN!!   :screwloose:


.. well.. here's the PERFECT smiley for the occasion:   :iamwithstupid:
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2004, 05:57:07 pm »
hes hitting those mushrooms again.

KBF Trajan
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2004, 05:57:21 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on July 30, 2004, 05:52:19 pm
I ... .. I can't kill Hexx?

AWW MAAAN!!   :screwloose:


.. well.. here's the PERFECT smiley for the occasion:   :iamwithstupid:

FS, thats what they make T-bombs, tractor beams, rocks and planets for! ;)
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2004, 06:31:40 pm »
Lets face it a bunch of pussies and monkeys how hard can it be ;)
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2004, 09:19:10 pm »
Very wise words Hexx.  I salute you.  :Salute Smilie Thingy:

I look forward to seeing you run on the battlefield.  But fret not, for I know that your departure will simply be a retrograde movement to obtain a better tactical advantage against the alliance.  Your skill and leadership of the coalition will make the upcoming campaign a true challenge.  The coalition is lucky to have you as their leader.  :Salute Smilie Thingy:

Edit:  Crap, you're telling me we don't have a salute smilie thingy smilie?  What type of cheesy forum is this?
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2004, 09:57:41 pm »
Despair not FS, he still managed to die at the hands of an ally more than once on GW2.

:reminiscing smilie:
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2004, 10:23:10 pm »
Quote from: Green on July 30, 2004, 09:19:10 pm
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Edit:  Crap, you're telling me we don't have a salute smilie thingy smilie?  What type of cheesy forum is this?


Damn - that was a tough one: here's the best I could find



dave ;D
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2004, 10:26:56 pm »
I wonder if you can still tractor allies?  ;)
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2004, 10:37:29 pm »
Quote from: Laflin on July 30, 2004, 10:26:56 pm
I wonder if you can still tractor allies?  ;)

You can.
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2004, 10:54:57 pm »
Quote from: 762_XC on July 30, 2004, 09:57:41 pm
Despair not FS, he still managed to die at the hands of an ally more than once on GW2.

:reminiscing smilie:


This one?

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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2004, 11:32:38 pm »
Quote from: 762_XC on July 30, 2004, 09:57:41 pm
Despair not FS, he still managed to die at the hands of an ally more than once on GW2.

:reminiscing smilie:


The oft repeated (usually by me) and now infamous quotation:

<Bearslayer> Hey Hexx, you notice were not allied?>

 :rofl: :notworthy: :lol:
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2004, 11:33:54 pm »
Quote from: Gook on July 30, 2004, 06:31:40 pm
Lets face it a bunch of pussies and monkeys how hard can it be ;)

ROFL! Thats worth a +1 karma point, bottom of my scrotum head.
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2004, 06:59:16 am »
Quote from: Hexx on July 30, 2004, 05:24:24 pm

Hexx, Imperial War Leader

Oh lord, we're screwed.

Might want to wait and have my serious drinking binge when GW3 starts.

 :smackhead: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2004, 02:52:28 pm »
Quote from: NuclearWessels on July 30, 2004, 10:23:10 pm
Quote from: Green on July 30, 2004, 09:19:10 pm
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Edit:  Crap, you're telling me we don't have a salute smilie thingy smilie?  What type of cheesy forum is this?


Damn - that was a tough one: here's the best I could find



dave ;D



Damn Dave ... you did it.

I you.
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2004, 06:48:29 pm »
Quote from: GDA-Agave on July 31, 2004, 06:59:16 am
Quote from: Hexx on July 30, 2004, 05:24:24 pm

Hexx, Imperial War Leader

Oh lord, we're screwed.

Might want to wait and have my serious drinking binge when GW3 starts.

 :smackhead: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

Agave, its not too late to be one of "The Fricken GOOD GUYS"

OR, you can fly under the SOUND and HIGHLY COMPETENT leadership of...  Hexx.   :screwloose:

The choice... is yours! :lol:
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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2004, 05:29:20 am »
For you Green,









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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2004, 09:25:16 pm »
Cool.  Thanks, Hexx.



Awesome, boys...I think we have our scapegoat.  :)



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Re: My Fellow Warri...Klingon Cannon Fodder
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2004, 02:27:22 pm »
Hexx u have too be tall enough too be a Warrior. For real warriors sit in captains chairs not High Chairs. ;D
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