What If?
Likkerpig became a Federation Jedi?
Yee Haww!!!
Hooo-eee! Thems was the good times!
Cookin up shine in the antimatter chamber, shootin at the ground an it commin up dillythium, downin' tie fighters with the muzzle loading 12 pounder.....
Still wish I had them fine hat an' shirt... jus got my bib coveralls, an bein bald I rubs the pork fat on my pate, lets it sit in the sun to grow me some hair!
Still gots me that light-bowie though, mite fine fer skinnin' gophers!
Hoop, gotter go, wife/sister/maw is feelin' an itch....