OK, was bored and surfing while recompiling stuff, and ran across this (only slightly modified
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"Cross-dressed Lizard", with apologies to
Floyd's Garage,
sung to the tune of
Pinball Wizard Ever since I was a maggot
I've been nothing but prey
From spiders and the sparrows
I hide from them all day
But I ain't seen nothing like him
On any garden wall
That crazy chameleon
Gives me no break at all
He is a cross-dresser
Wears a Peggy Bundy wig
Eating all the larvae
Where the farmers dig
He hunts by intuition,
Eats red ants off the wall.
That crazy chameleon
Will chase me 'til I fall
He's a cross-dressed lizard
He practices Tae-Bo
A cross-dressed lizard
He's got an ingrown toe
'Why do you think he chase me? You taste good!
'Pass Tobassco Sauce'
His anus has contractions
He poops out lady bugs
Tried to eat a cockroach
Those kitchen counter thugs
Some will say that he's gay
makes no difference at all
That crazy chameleon
Ate my mom right off the wall
I thought I was
Going to be caught
But I just flew off
His efforts were for naught
Backyard is his table
He licks his own breast
Dance naked in your oatmeal
Old tires are his nest
He's gone crazy like a drunken cat
He's seven feet tall
That crazy chameleon
Eats his lunch off the wall
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