Topic: Finally Home (Read 2550 times)

Gwarlock · « **on:** July 27, 2004, 08:50:46 pm »

Howdy everybody!

Miss me?

I'm back!

Who wants to die?

(sorry that last part sounded a bit Dizzy-ish)

Gwarlock

Strafer · « **Reply #1 on:** July 27, 2004, 09:09:29 pm »

Salutations!

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #2 on:** July 27, 2004, 09:16:05 pm »

Howdy Bruce,

You've been missed. The server's have just not been the same without that "wild and crazy Gorn" mixing things up.

Your extra bit of male bravado is needed. Kroma and his goons have really made a mess of the Fleet offices with all their pasley wallpaper, and bitchslapping each other all the time.

Welcome back, bro.

Agave

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #3 on:** July 27, 2004, 10:16:57 pm »

Welcome back Bro!!!!

Great to see my drinking buddy, you are one of the few who has proven he can keep the pace, even if it is with that licourish tasting Sambucca instead of a true warriors drink. Of course you were intelligent enough not to drink it in my presence out of fear of my camera and a forum posting.....

I'm sure Dizzy will be glad to have you return to his "All bark and no bite club" I'm sure he got tired of hanging out with only Hexx, and I'm sure this is what sent Hexx running gladly for the comfort of Likkerpig's basement.

Anyhow welcome back and great to see ya.

Gwarlock · « **Reply #4 on:** July 27, 2004, 10:26:07 pm »

Like I've always said, Agave, never send a a she-beast (or a rather hirsute Gorn sportin' a tartan plaid tutu) to do a man's job.

  I've already contacted the painter's and the clubhouse will be back to its 'normal' self shortly.

  I leave for a couple of months of R&R, and I have to clean up after Kroma. And WHO let the 7' tall furball in the clubhouse? I'll never get the smell of KAT pee out of the drapes. Not to mention the shedding. At least you guys had the decency to leave Tracey and Kim's bras where I left them. By the way, nice try removing the Gran Marnier pump. We'll have to flush all the tequila out, probably with some swill (most likely scotch, a single malt perhaps?) and then run some Tuaca through it.

  Trading places it is not, but there are gonna be some changes in the GDA hangout.

CHUUT, FOR THE LAST TIME! GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COFFEETABLE!

(let me see....... insulted Agave (check) Kroma(check)S'Cip(check)J'inn(check)Tracey(check)Kim(check) and Chuut(check)

Clean Sweep!

Did ya miss me?

Gwarlock

Strafer · « **Reply #5 on:** July 27, 2004, 10:37:22 pm »

You missed a closing ) in that checklist.

Gwarlock · « **Reply #6 on:** July 27, 2004, 10:39:22 pm »

Congrats Strafer! Your eagle like eyesight earned you an honored place on the Death list! Can't wait to see ya!

Gwarlock )

Strafer · « **Reply #7 on:** July 27, 2004, 10:47:22 pm »

Not as much eagle-eye'ing as it is
Zen and the art of programming... "There must be balance"

alfman · « **Reply #8 on:** July 27, 2004, 11:15:38 pm »

Glad to see your back. I named 3 different ships after you on the last server and you weren't there to try and kill them!

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2004, 01:08:12 am »

Quote from: Gwarlock on July 27, 2004, 10:26:07 pm

(let me see....... insulted Agave (check) Kroma(check)S'Cip(check)J'inn(check)Tracey(check)Kim(check) and Chuut(check)

Clean Sweep!

Did ya miss me?

Gwarlock

Somehow, life has balance again.

The true

Elder
Villianous
Inebriated
Loudmouth

is back.

Yep, somehow life seems right again.

Just don't you TOUCH MY TEQUILA, MISTER!!

Agave
Bruce "Tequila master"

GDA-S'Cipio · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2004, 03:16:52 am »

Hey, look! Warlock is back!

I guess you *are* making a new fashion statement.

I admit that's a change in color scheme, but I think I will stick with the tartan kilt, thank you very much.

This place has definitely not been the same without you. Welcome back, you old warmonger. I'm glad to see you are here again to put the "brew" back in "Bruce"

-S'Cipio

Mog · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2004, 03:27:43 am »

Welcome back, sorry I missed you on my little trip.

Gook · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2004, 03:37:48 am »

Gwarlock, Niicessssssssssssssssssssssss to sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssee you back Brucsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssse.

Gwarlock · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2004, 03:38:06 am »

Quote from: Scipio_66 on July 28, 2004, 03:16:52 am

Hey, look! Warlock is back!

I guess you *are* making a new fashion statement.

I admit that's a change in color scheme, but I think I will stick with the tartan kilt, thank you very much.

This place has definitely not been the same without you. Welcome back, you old warmonger. I'm glad to see you are here again to put the "brew" back in "Bruce"

First off, that outfit cost ALOT of chocodiles.
Second, Dr. Nyet ASKED me to dance at her bachelorette party.
Third, she PROMISED no pictures would show on the internet.
Fourth, I didn't realize Kroma would be dancing as well.
Fifth, If you do ANYTHING, DO NOT BELIEVE A WORD KROMA SAYS ABOUT IT! (the money was great, but I couldn't sit for a week)
Sixth, I am available for private parties.

Gwarlock

-S'Cipio

C-Los · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2004, 06:46:36 am »

Welcome back Bud !

SSCF-LeRoy · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2004, 10:40:49 am »

Quote from: Gwarlock on July 27, 2004, 10:26:07 pm

I've already contacted the painter's and the clubhouse will be back to its 'normal' self shortly.

<runs in>

Did someone say paint ? ? ? !

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2004, 12:22:33 pm »

API - Baltimore - July 28,2004 - In a sad statement on the financial state of his city, Baltimore Mayor O'Malley announced yesterday that several mental institutions had recently been closed. He further warned the public to be careful for the next few days until the recently freed inmates had had an opportunity to become "accustomed" to their new found freedom.

Several reports of drunken an surly men walking about the Inner Harbor have been reported. The most disturbing of these stories involves a profoundly insane gentleman who insists on singly offkey loudly and is suspected in several liquor related thefts near Fells Point.

The public is urged to stay at home. If you have to go out wear ear plugs. Trust us on this one.

Gwarlock · « **Reply #17 on:** July 29, 2004, 12:16:24 am »

First off, law-boy, you of all people should be familiar with a little statute called libel. If you ever refer to me as a gentleman again, I will contact an attorney and sue you forthwith for half of your estimated 4.5 billion dollar chocodile estate hidden in the Caymans.

Didn't think I knew about that did ya?

Or better yet, I MIGHT inform Shopasaurus Rex of the same.

And on a personal note, could you PLEASE stop scent marking the drapes and scratch pole in the GDA clubhouse. We all know they're yours. And the stench is rather foul. You might want to consider drinking more water, or adding some fiber to your diet.

Gwarlock

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