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Offline Hexx

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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2004, 06:58:58 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on July 27, 2004, 02:07:09 pm
Yeah, but you'll be happy to know there's a pub here in Ottawa .. right here in the market in fact... called "The Honest Lawyer".

http://www.fyiottawa.com/cgi-bin/niveau2.cgi?s=club&p=38782.html&a=1

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Fantastic bar if you're in the Nation's Capital  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

-Even if the name is something of an oxymoron.
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2004, 07:10:19 pm »
Quote from: Hexx on July 27, 2004, 06:58:58 pm
Quote from: FireSoul on July 27, 2004, 02:07:09 pm
Yeah, but you'll be happy to know there's a pub here in Ottawa .. right here in the market in fact... called "The Honest Lawyer".

http://www.fyiottawa.com/cgi-bin/niveau2.cgi?s=club&p=38782.html&a=1

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Fantastic bar if you're in the Nation's Capital  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

-Even if the name is something of an oxymoron.


*eyes Hexx suspiciously*

*runs to check the bushes outside for signs of Hexx stalking*

*looks to FireSoul*

You and Strafer haven't been bringing home strays have you?
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2004, 07:29:22 pm »
Quote from: Astarte on July 27, 2004, 07:10:19 pm
Quote from: Hexx on July 27, 2004, 06:58:58 pm
Quote from: FireSoul on July 27, 2004, 02:07:09 pm
Yeah, but you'll be happy to know there's a pub here in Ottawa .. right here in the market in fact... called "The Honest Lawyer".

http://www.fyiottawa.com/cgi-bin/niveau2.cgi?s=club&p=38782.html&a=1

-- Luc



Fantastic bar if you're in the Nation's Capital  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

-Even if the name is something of an oxymoron.


*eyes Hexx suspiciously*

*runs to check the bushes outside for signs of Hexx stalking*

*looks to FireSoul*

You and Strafer haven't been bringing home strays have you?


Nah, he's just from Halifax...
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2004, 07:42:31 pm »
Actually born in Halifax, moved to Ottawa when I was thirteen, now back in Halifax .

I (don't really) get around...
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2004, 08:02:07 pm »
Quote from: Scipio_66 on July 27, 2004, 10:17:26 am
I think you've all forgotten his most dangerous threat.  Even if he can't sue you, his profession still puts him in continuing contact with less-than-savory people; who now owe him favors.


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Scip, that implies he actually won a case.  Trust me ... we're safe.
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2004, 08:16:11 pm »
Quote from: Green on July 27, 2004, 08:02:07 pm
Quote from: Scipio_66 on July 27, 2004, 10:17:26 am
I think you've all forgotten his most dangerous threat.  Even if he can't sue you, his profession still puts him in continuing contact with less-than-savory people; who now owe him favors.


-S'Cipio

Scip, that implies he actually won a case.  Trust me ... we're safe.


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :rwoot: :rwoot:


LOL ahh my new favourite quip...
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2004, 07:36:12 am »
Quote from: Green on July 27, 2004, 08:02:07 pm
Quote from: Scipio_66 on July 27, 2004, 10:17:26 am
I think you've all forgotten his most dangerous threat.  Even if he can't sue you, his profession still puts him in continuing contact with less-than-savory people; who now owe him favors.


-S'Cipio

Scip, that implies he actually won a case.  Trust me ... we're safe.


SNARL!!!

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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2004, 07:46:47 am »
Quote from: J'inn on July 27, 2004, 09:37:26 am
Somewhere . . .  in the Capitol of the Free World.   In a non-descript building sitting between The Palm and a famous Gentleman's Club . . . .


A wrinkled hand with long fingernails slides across an old oak desk.  Past the candles burning in their gargoyle holders.    It seems to have an odd nervous twitch.  Something about HAVING HIS LAST NERVE PLUCKED!!! to be sure.

It grasps an old tome.   TORTS 'R US, by J'inn is written on it's spine.

"Underestimate me will they,"  a cackling voice utters.  "Let's see . . .  Incest, no, Investment Fraud, no, Ink Spills on Your Neighboors Linens, no.   Here we go . . .  Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress.   Yes, I feel distressed. <sniff> Very distressed."

A hideous cackle is heard through the halls of the old building.





Ah J'inn you forgot the Volenti non fit inuria defence ;)

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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2004, 12:13:42 pm »
Quote from: Gook on July 28, 2004, 07:46:47 am
Quote from: J'inn on July 27, 2004, 09:37:26 am
Somewhere . . .  in the Capitol of the Free World.   In a non-descript building sitting between The Palm and a famous Gentleman's Club . . . .


A wrinkled hand with long fingernails slides across an old oak desk.  Past the candles burning in their gargoyle holders.    It seems to have an odd nervous twitch.  Something about HAVING HIS LAST NERVE PLUCKED!!! to be sure.

It grasps an old tome.   TORTS 'R US, by J'inn is written on it's spine.

"Underestimate me will they,"  a cackling voice utters.  "Let's see . . .  Incest, no, Investment Fraud, no, Ink Spills on Your Neighboors Linens, no.   Here we go . . .  Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress.   Yes, I feel distressed. <sniff> Very distressed."

A hideous cackle is heard through the halls of the old building.





Ah J'inn you forgot the Volenti non fit inuria defence ;)




HEY!!!   You keep out of this!    I had to go dig out a Black's Law Dictionary for that one!   Nothing worse than a Kzinti lawyer, I swear!  GRRRRR!  How it got under that stack of Las Vegas magazines and the Larry Flint reading section is beyond me.   Damn law library is a mess.

To the point however:

Quit defending these unwashed holligans.  I have not consented to this abuse!

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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2004, 12:19:13 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on July 28, 2004, 12:13:42 pm
Quit defending these unwashed holligans.  I have not consented to this abuse!


Hey. Didn't you click on "I Agree" when you joined the forums? :)
Didja read the fine print? :)

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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2004, 12:20:47 pm »
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Quit defending these unwashed holligans.  I have not consented to this abuse!

I take my learned friend's point and withdraw the defence of "voluntary assumption of risk"

Love the Mall Mule ref though :)
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2004, 01:16:25 pm »
On the other hand, he's probably been in contact with lots of unsavoury people who don't owe him any favours...I think we can still enter a plea of vis-ne faciem capite repletam  ;)
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #32 on: July 29, 2004, 03:42:30 pm »
Quote from: FireSoul on July 27, 2004, 02:07:09 pm
Yeah, but you'll be happy to know there's a pub here in Ottawa .. right here in the market in fact... called "The Honest Lawyer".

http://www.fyiottawa.com/cgi-bin/niveau2.cgi?s=club&p=38782.html&a=1

-- Luc


Well if you gotta be in Ottawa you might as well as be drunk ;D
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2004, 10:02:02 pm »
Quote from: McGib on July 29, 2004, 03:42:30 pm
Quote from: FireSoul on July 27, 2004, 02:07:09 pm
Yeah, but you'll be happy to know there's a pub here in Ottawa .. right here in the market in fact... called "The Honest Lawyer".

http://www.fyiottawa.com/cgi-bin/niveau2.cgi?s=club&p=38782.html&a=1

-- Luc


Well if you gotta be in Ottawa you might as well as be drunk ;D


HEY!
I *live* here!
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2004, 08:17:09 am »
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did "Lord J'inn"  GO!!!???

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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #35 on: July 30, 2004, 09:14:11 am »
Quote from: J'inn on July 30, 2004, 08:17:09 am
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did "Lord J'inn"  GO!!!???



Scared off by the ultrasonic squirrels from Stephen's thread perhaps?
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #36 on: July 30, 2004, 10:46:05 am »
Quote from: J'inn on July 30, 2004, 08:17:09 am
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did "Lord J'inn"  GO!!!???

"Oh Lord.  ::) J'inn."
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #37 on: July 30, 2004, 01:47:27 pm »
Yo J'inn why not try the title "This space for rent"?

You might could turn the whole fiasco into a money maker......

Of course as your agent I get 20%
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2004, 04:43:17 pm »
20% of the abuse, coming right up  ;D
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Re: "Name That J'inn" Thread
« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2004, 02:54:46 am »
Quote from: Vaul on July 30, 2004, 04:43:17 pm
20% of the abuse, coming right up  ;D

Bring it one no problem I can defend myself,

Yet to find my equal when it comes to forum abuse although I'll give honorable mention to

Gwarlock and Croup.

All others are severly deficient.
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