Topic: J'inn what's up with the dancing lessons?

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

[FVA_C_ Blade_ XC]

 

[FPF-DrAzteca]

 

[Entrail]

 

[C-Los]

That move must be a hit with all the "Ladies"


 

[KAT J'inn]

Yup, it from last week's episode of Getting It On with Funkmaster J'inn . . .

Next week we have J Lo, Kim and Sade all talking about their latest plastic surgery plans to have a Kzinti tail grafted onto their rather ample behinds.

It seems they want to attract Kzinti males.   Once you go KAT you never go back ya know.

Now let me do my theme song and dance . .  .


<slides out onto dance floor wearing platform shoes and an Addias jooging suit and starts doing the dance above>


I like big tails and I like them long.
They make me want to sing a song.
'Bout how Terran girls can do no wrong.
When they got a tail that's four feet long.

You think your hot but it's all bunk.
You need more than junk in that trunk.
Gotta have a tail attached to that arse.
Unless you want me to give ya a pass.

Cause my furry anaconda don't want none unless you got tail hon!

<starts dancing in a manner so funky no human could dare match it>

<fade to black>



<awaits lawsuit from Sir Mixalot>

[_SSCF_Hooch]

No Chutt, that is a picture from the ex-lax maneuver from a couple of years ago. Ahhhh, those where the days.

Hooch

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Yup, it from last week's episode of Getting It On with Funkmaster J'inn . . .

Next week we have J Lo, Kim and Sade all talking about their latest plastic surgery plans to have a Kzinti tail grafted onto their rather ample behinds.

It seems they want to attract Kzinti males.   Once you go KAT you never go back ya know.

Now let me do my theme song and dance . .  .


<slides out onto dance floor wearing platform shoes and an Addias jooging suit and starts doing the dance above>


I like big tails and I like them long.
They make me want to sing a song.
'Bout how Terran girls can do no wrong.
When they got a tail that's four feet long.

You think your hot but it's all bunk.
You need more than junk in that trunk.
Gotta have a tail attached to that arse.
Unless you want me to give ya a pass.

Cause my furry anaconda don't want none unless you got tail hon!

<starts dancing in a manner so funky no human could dare match it>

<fade to black>



<awaits lawsuit from Sir Mixalot>

Yup the Catwoman sensation seems to be in full swing on Earth right now.....

[SSCF-LeRoy]

That looks more like extreme gastro-intestinal distress

[2step]

ACtually it from a lost movie that came out 5 years ago and spawned the idea for AVP(due in  theatres soon ). It was called Aliens-vrs-Kzinti , but it bombed due to none of the kzinti being able to look like Sigorney Weaver,