Topic: To the current despot leader of KBF

[_SSCF_Hooch]

N/T

[Hexx]

<coughs discreetly>

[FPF-AJTK]

<coughs discreetly>

For Gods sake man! Stand up and pull your pants back up! I know youve been in piggies basement for a long time now but you do NOT have to bend over and cough every time you hear a rubber glove snap! Hooch is in the AirFarce and the put on the rubber gloves every time they go out for P.T. so they dont get dirty.

[Green]

<coughs discreetly>

<laughs not-so-discreetly.

[likkerpig]

[For Gods sake man! Stand up and pull your pants back up! I know youve been in piggies basement for a long time now but you do NOT have to bend over and cough every time you hear a rubber glove snap! Hooch is in the AirFarce and the put on the rubber gloves every time they go out for P.T. so they dont get dirty.

Oooo, nice shot at the zoomie!
Just to clear up some misconseption, Hexx doesn't just bend over at the sound of a rubber glove snapping. The sound of a zipper does it, as well as making the sound: zzzzzzt!
He never coughs though, I think it is the ball gag.
Well, must toddle along. Time to feed the pigs (dates), check on the still and put a couple more blocks beneath the trailer (damn rain).

[kbf-jd]

I would like to speak with the head red (which ever one is still living) about KCW. Please post who you are.

Hooch

Well,

Being typically Klingon, we don't REALLY have a chain of command.  Our leaders, like our gods, became more trouble than they are worth, so we killed them.  So now we just run around Killing things.

I'll post something and we will nominate someone to talk to you... 

It might take a day or so....

KBF-JD

[KBF-Dogmatix_XC]

I would like to speak with the head red (which ever one is still living) about KCW. Please post who you are.

Hooch

That would be me.

[KAT J'inn]

I would like to speak with the head red (which ever one is still living) about KCW. Please post who you are.

Hooch

That would be me.

<Cue Scary Music>

[_SSCF_Hooch]

I would like to speak with the head red (which ever one is still living) about KCW. Please post who you are.

Hooch

That would be me.

Ahhh, as it should be.

BTW, you need to add "War Criminal" to your sigpic.

I will be on MSN tonight, lets hook up then.

Hooch

[KBF-Dogmatix_XC]

I'll add "war criminal" to my signature as soon as:


1.  I become one.
2.  You regularly refer to yourself and sign your messages "Hoochimp."

[GDA-S'Cipio]

Our leaders, like our gods, became more trouble than they are worth, so we killed them. 

 

-S'Cipio

[Gook]

I would like to speak with the head red (which ever one is still living) about KCW. Please post who you are.

Hooch

That would be me.

Now that's a positive development, can you decloak (sorry about the Rommie reference ) as Chancellor as well so the De facto becomes de jure

 

[KBF-Dogmatix_XC]

I would like to speak with the head red (which ever one is still living) about KCW. Please post who you are.

Hooch

That would be me.

Now that's a positive development, can you decloak (sorry about the Rommie reference ) as Chancellor as well so the De facto becomes de jure

 

Heh...for the first time in two years, I can begin to see this happening, provided the current crop of Klingon players are interested. 


RL still keeps very busy, though.  It would be difficult to do the job without some quality help (which I think can be had).

[GDA-S'Cipio]

Handy Gorn translation from Klingonese to English:

Heh...for the first time in two years, I can begin to see this happening,

Actually means:

  "My baby is out of diapers, and has learned that, 'in a minute, sweetheart, I'm in PvP' does not mean 'cry loud enough to make mommy angry at me'."

-S'Cipio

[KBF-Dogmatix_XC]

Handy Gorn translation from Klingonese to English:

Heh...for the first time in two years, I can begin to see this happening,

Actually means:

  "My baby is out of diapers, and has learned that, 'in a minute, sweetheart, I'm in PvP' does not mean 'cry loud enough to make mommy angry at me'."

-S'Cipio

Would that this were true!  My eldest (Jess) still wears diapers, though she's beginning to use her pottie more and more (yay!). I still have a seven-month old (Aly) that is firmly entrenched in Diaper Land, though...oog.  Many more diapers in my future.


You are correct in that Jessie is becoming more self-sufficient, though.  The really cool thing is that at 2 1/2, she can sit next to me at the computer desk...turn on the laptop, click on the browser button, load PlayHouseDisney.com (it's the homepage) and then navigate to and play the games and activities in that site that she likes.  When she's done, she knows how to turn it off.  Cute as hell, man...

[Hexx]

Handy Gorn translation from Klingonese to English:

Heh...for the first time in two years, I can begin to see this happening,

Actually means:

  "My baby is out of diapers, and has learned that, 'in a minute, sweetheart, I'm in PvP' does not mean 'cry loud enough to make mommy angry at me'."

-S'Cipio

Would that this were true!  My eldest (Jess) still wears diapers, though she's beginning to use her pottie more and more (yay!). I still have a seven-month old (Aly) that is firmly entrenched in Diaper Land, though...oog.  Many more diapers in my future.


You are correct in that Jessie is becoming more self-sufficient, though.  The really cool thing is that at 2 1/2, she can sit next to me at the computer desk...turn on the laptop, click on the browser button, load PlayHouseDisney.com (it's the homepage) and then navigate to and play the games and activities in that site that she likes.  When she's done, she knows how to turn it off.  Cute as hell, man...

Pfff

Bet I'd still beat her in a PvP

[GDA-S'Cipio]

Would that this were true!  My eldest (Jess) still wears diapers, though she's beginning to use her pottie more and more (yay!). I still have a seven-month old (Aly) that is firmly entrenched in Diaper Land, though...oog.  Many more diapers in my future.

Doh!

You are correct in that Jessie is becoming more self-sufficient, though.  The really cool thing is that at 2 1/2, she can sit next to me at the computer desk...turn on the laptop, click on the browser button, load PlayHouseDisney.com (it's the homepage) and then navigate to and play the games and activities in that site that she likes.  When she's done, she knows how to turn it off.  Cute as hell, man...

 

That does paint a very cute picture, Doggy.  Congrats again on both your children.

-S'Cipio

[Kroma BaSyl]

Pfff

Bet I'd still beat her in a PvP

Yeah, but that is just because you would be flying that cheesy L-BCHT.

[Capt_Bearslayer_XC]

Pfff

Bet I'd still beat her in a PvP

Yeah, but that is just because you would be flying that cheesy L-BCHT.

And even then... only when she flies something smaller than a K-E3E

[Gook]

I would like to speak with the head red (which ever one is still living) about KCW. Please post who you are.

Hooch

That would be me.

Now that's a positive development, can you decloak (sorry about the Rommie reference ) as Chancellor as well so the De facto becomes de jure

 

Heh...for the first time in two years, I can begin to see this happening, provided the current crop of Klingon players are interested. 


RL still keeps very busy, though.  It would be difficult to do the job without some quality help (which I think can be had).

Well I'm sure there are some warriors in the KBF or other Klink fleets that would be glad to give you a hand, damn I'd run a poll for yah, but it's Klink Business, but in my capacity as an honoury Klink, they'd be nuts to miss the opportunity, I'm sure Kor would not mind me pledging my Batlef to your candidacy, just make sure when you kill the others guys its quick and clean

Come on Warriors of Kahless, get ya sh1t together before he breeds again 

[Hexx]

Pfff

Bet I'd still beat her in a PvP

Yeah, but that is just because you would be flying that cheesy L-BCHT.

Hey if she can't cut it fighting a BCHT...

[KBF-Dogmatix_XC]

Handy Gorn translation from Klingonese to English:

Heh...for the first time in two years, I can begin to see this happening,

Actually means:

  "My baby is out of diapers, and has learned that, 'in a minute, sweetheart, I'm in PvP' does not mean 'cry loud enough to make mommy angry at me'."

-S'Cipio

Would that this were true!  My eldest (Jess) still wears diapers, though she's beginning to use her pottie more and more (yay!). I still have a seven-month old (Aly) that is firmly entrenched in Diaper Land, though...oog.  Many more diapers in my future.


You are correct in that Jessie is becoming more self-sufficient, though.  The really cool thing is that at 2 1/2, she can sit next to me at the computer desk...turn on the laptop, click on the browser button, load PlayHouseDisney.com (it's the homepage) and then navigate to and play the games and activities in that site that she likes.  When she's done, she knows how to turn it off.  Cute as hell, man...

Pfff

Bet I'd still beat her in a PvP

Yeah...but she'd probably physically kick your arse...lol.  

I haven't even given her her first G2C, yet...but she does like to help Daddy "fly spaceships" as she calls it.  That's the excuse I make for my poor flying of late, anyway...heheh.


I'll never forget the time on LB4 when I was flying a nerfed I-BCV (the power-starved version) against Fluffy and just as things got interesting, Jessie took off with my mouse.  

[WarSears]

Pfff

Bet I'd still beat her in a PvP

I bet she is taller.

[Capt_Bearslayer_XC]

ewwww.... that was low, Warsears.... REALLY low...

[Hexx]

ewwww.... that was low, Warsears.... REALLY low...

<grumble> ..average human height I tell them... doeas anyone ever listen to me? ... buncha stringbean wanna be basketball players.. freakshow .... to tall to live.... <mumble>

[FPF-AJTK]

Exactly how tall are you in American Feet and Inches there Hexxy? Im probably about where you are if you are Average height.

[Julin Eurthyr]

Isn't Mr. Hexxie there around 5' 8"?

Cause I distinctly remember those "you must be this tall to ride this ride" sigs that had the limit at 5' 9"...

Of course, at 6' 5", I find that I need the optional extended door height option on my starships.  Drives the PP cost up 10% on me...