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Offline KAT J'inn

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SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« on: July 25, 2004, 05:46:27 pm »
WHO CHANGED MY DESCRIPTION IN THE TOP LEFT HAND CORNER FROM Superior Sentient Being to Bastard???!!

I have ways of knowing exactly where you live and exactly how much it will cost to send an escort service to your house when your wife is home.  A male escort.   In drag.  Complaining about your overdue account with him/her.





 
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2004, 05:50:11 pm »
:rofl:
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2004, 05:51:36 pm »
You are sending Kroma?
Dat's my wench, I want a cut!


Hmmm, with your (bloodthirsty) business acumen and my (stunning, amazing) way with the ladies (real and pretend) we could have a very profitable partnership....


Mmmmm, profits....

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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2004, 05:59:17 pm »
Cut? *Gets out a spare Pin'leth*. Someone say "cut"?
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2004, 06:22:47 pm »
Sorry, J'inn. Thought I hacked into Piggy's account
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2004, 06:33:03 pm »
Jinn, ole buddy, friend, pal, chum.
I just spent some time on my throne, my forgetfulness in bringing reading material allowed me some time to think....
I believe the transvestite/blackmail angle should be our focus. I already have a small stable: Kroma (who can resist a pink tutu), Hexx (damn sexy in a gimp suit). LeRoy should be easy to corral as his guardian angel is on hiatus, I see him in a cocktail dress.
The great thing about this is that pinhole cameras are easy to hide in falsies!
Vaul apparently has some kinda knife, we can use him for strongarm tactics when nessisary. He's cheap too, the odd fling with the "ladies" is all he wants in payment!
You get to work on the client list (I'd start with them upright family men, they all have skeletons in the closet and room for more) and I'll prep the "ladies".

Hee hee hee.....
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2004, 06:53:44 pm »
Ok, I think got this rolling pin thing down pat now.

<lines up shot, aims at Likkerpig, swings, misses, hits J'inn>

*CLONK!*

J'inn: GRRRRRRRR!!!

LeRoy: OOPS! <runs away>
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2004, 07:36:14 pm »
Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on July 25, 2004, 06:53:44 pm
Ok, I think got this rolling pin thing down pat now.

<lines up shot, aims at Likkerpig, swings, misses, hits J'inn>

*CLONK!*

J'inn: GRRRRRRRR!!!

LeRoy: OOPS! <runs away>


Typical Fed...  even runs from a Kzin...
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2004, 07:44:38 pm »
Hexx, LeRoy, be nice! You are gonna be sharing the basement you know!
LeRoy, I wasn't sure of your size for the cocktail dress so I went with a size 24, it has nice frilly stuff on the shoulders and a cute little bunny pom pom on the back. Hope you like it, that is all you're getting until you start bringing in the green!
Oh, I also got an industrial size container of nair, I already loaded up the washtub, hop in and we'll get you nice and purdy!
(wheres my wire brush?)
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2004, 09:40:34 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on July 25, 2004, 05:46:27 pm
WHO CHANGED MY DESCRIPTION IN THE TOP LEFT HAND CORNER FROM Superior Sentient Being to Bastard???!!

I have ways of knowing exactly where you live and exactly how much it will cost to send an escort service to your house when your wife is home.  A male escort.   In drag.  Complaining about your overdue account with him/her.





 


YW,

You can thank DH for the idea :lol:
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2004, 09:56:55 pm »
Quote from: likkerpig on July 25, 2004, 07:44:38 pm
Hexx, LeRoy, be nice! You are gonna be sharing the basement you know!
LeRoy, I wasn't sure of your size for the cocktail dress so I went with a size 24, it has nice frilly stuff on the shoulders and a cute little bunny pom pom on the back. Hope you like it, that is all you're getting until you start bringing in the green!
Oh, I also got an industrial size container of nair, I already loaded up the washtub, hop in and we'll get you nice and purdy!
(wheres my wire brush?)


I'm proud o' my body hair and I'm keepin' it!

<rearms rolling pin, increases ECCM>

Time fer another volley.

<lines up shot, aims at Likkerpig, swings, misses, hits Hexx>

Hexx: Whaaaa! You hit me!

LeRoy: Shut up you snotty-nosed midget!
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2004, 10:01:24 pm »
Sorry LeRoy,
I guess my bib coveralls are "coveralls of displacement"!
Now quit fighting and try on the outfit. Don't worry about the hair, once you are about 25 nobody will pay for you anyway, so you can grow it back.
NOW put on the damn dress and go make me some green!
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2004, 10:25:06 pm »
<dons drill sergeant hat and clears throat>

*AHEM!*

GO GIT YER OWN DARN GREEN YOU PATHETIC, UNORGANIZED, ROTTIN' PILE O' STREET-WALKIN' CIVILIAN SNOT!!! NOW STAND STILL, DRARNIT!

<swings, misses again>

Time revise the % to hit table fer this thing...
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2004, 07:50:33 am »
Quote from: FVA_C_Blade_XC on July 25, 2004, 09:40:34 pm
Quote from: J'inn on July 25, 2004, 05:46:27 pm
WHO CHANGED MY DESCRIPTION IN THE TOP LEFT HAND CORNER FROM Superior Sentient Being to Bastard???!!

I have ways of knowing exactly where you live and exactly how much it will cost to send an escort service to your house when your wife is home.  A male escort.   In drag.  Complaining about your overdue account with him/her.





 


YW,

You can thank DH for the idea :lol:



Grrrrr.

Of course you realize this will cost both of you.


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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2004, 11:06:45 am »
Quote from: FVA_C_Blade_XC on July 25, 2004, 09:40:34 pm
Quote from: J'inn on July 25, 2004, 05:46:27 pm
WHO CHANGED MY DESCRIPTION IN THE TOP LEFT HAND CORNER FROM Superior Sentient Being to Bastard???!!

I have ways of knowing exactly where you live and exactly how much it will cost to send an escort service to your house when your wife is home.  A male escort.   In drag.  Complaining about your overdue account with him/her.





 


YW,

You can thank DH for the idea :lol:


I only wish I had thought of it first....but then, I don't think I've ever jumped on the bandwagon of calling J'inn a bastard, so maybe it's just as well...heheh.


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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2004, 11:13:06 am »
Quote from: FCM_Dogmatix_XC on July 26, 2004, 11:06:45 am


I only wish I had thought of it first....but then, I don't think I've ever jumped on the bandwagon of calling J'inn a bastard, so maybe it's just as well...heheh.




Um, I STARTED the bandwagon  :rofl:
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2004, 11:14:44 am »
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on July 26, 2004, 11:13:06 am
Quote from: FCM_Dogmatix_XC on July 26, 2004, 11:06:45 am


I only wish I had thought of it first....but then, I don't think I've ever jumped on the bandwagon of calling J'inn a bastard, so maybe it's just as well...heheh.




Um, I STARTED the bandwagon  :rofl:


I know, man...I know.  It isn't like I just got here or anything...  ;)


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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2004, 12:04:27 pm »
Quote from: FPF-DieHard on July 26, 2004, 11:13:06 am
Quote from: FCM_Dogmatix_XC on July 26, 2004, 11:06:45 am


I only wish I had thought of it first....but then, I don't think I've ever jumped on the bandwagon of calling J'inn a bastard, so maybe it's just as well...heheh.




Um, I STARTED the bandwagon  :rofl:





Yes.  You did.     Why do you think I asked you to handle all the GW server issues?   

<snicker>
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2004, 08:05:23 pm »
OOOOOOOps

It has changed again.

<snickers>
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Re: SOMEONE HERE IS DEAD!!
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2004, 08:38:55 pm »
Shopping Bag Boy?

Why not... Shop Rex's B!tch?
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