Likkerpig, you ba... er... creep!!!
Geez, a day for flashbacks!
LeRoy, are you actually a woman and did I date you sometime?
I've heard that creep comment many times from the ladies, as well as:
Creepy
Pig (heh)
Neanderthal
Hey- you don't look like the picture in the ad!
Oh god, after that I am officially a lesbian!
C'mon sweet-cheeks, what's yer real name? Twilla? Trixy? 40$ for a half and half?