Just wanted to let you know I'm drinking a glass of Laphroaig 15 right now.
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Hmmph! Well I'll have you know that I just came back from a trip to Florida with Shopasaurus Rex and in between TJ Maxx, some hell hole called Stein Mart, and the Tagiers Outlet Center she let me drink a beer and two, yes two, of her wine coolers.
So there.
Yes life is good.
Elsewhere . . . .
Doctor: Hmm the Morhpine drip seems to be working.
Nurse: Yes he seems much calmer now.
Doctor: I told him not to go on vacation near an outlet center. Worst relapse I have ever seen.
Nurse: I'm just glad the airport security people used Tazers instead of bullets.
Doctor: I'm surprised actually. If I saw an eight foot, 700 pound bipedal tiger running through security with a tiny woman behind him yelling something about the 12 boxes he's supposed to carry in as his "carry on" items, I'd have shot him.
Nurse: Terrorist concern?
Doctor: Mercy killing.