During one spring, there was a Torrential Rainfall. It was coming down like cats and dogs, raining Pitchforks ( and lot's of other Cliches I can't remember). Anyway after days of rain the lakes started to overflow thier banks ans soon the Streets where Flooding.
Emergancy Crews where dispatched, and one by the Name of Bob showed up in a Motor Boat at the home of an elderly Gentlemen who was living with his Daughter and son in law. As the Boat pulled up, the house was nearly 6 feet underwater, the young man nad his wife where standing on the second story Balcony. The Very cautiously got in the Boat.
About that time, they saw a White Cowboy hat floating not far from the Boat.
The Hat made a sharp right turn , went about thirty Feet, and another Sharp Right turn.
Aghast, Bob asked the People in the Boat, "Did you just see That?"
"Yes I did" said the man Nonchalantly
"Do you know how It's doing that?" asked Bob.
"Yes, I do" said the Man.
"well what is It"
"Oh, that's my dad," said the young man " He said come hell or high water he's mowing the lawn today!"
Stephen