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Put the 'gator down and step away from the tub.
« on: July 18, 2004, 10:57:37 am »
Florida man accused of using gator as weapon

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PORT ORANGE, Florida (AP) -- A man hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw beer bottles at her during an argument in the couple's mobile home, authorities said.

David Havenner, 41, was ordered held without bond Saturday on misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator.

The alligator, which Havenner had been keeping in his bathtub, was turned over to Florida wildlife officials.

Nancy Monico, 39, told investigators that Havenner beat her with his fists, then grabbed the alligator and swung it at her as she tried to escape, sheriff's spokesman Gary Davidson said. She said the animal hit her at least once. She also told authorities that Havenner threw empty beer bottles at her, Davidson said.

Havenner's version of the story differed. He told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol.



I think the last sentence of the story is the most important. 
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Re: Put the 'gator down and step away from the tub.
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2004, 11:07:44 am »
Shouldn't this have been posted in the Red Neck Poem area?

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Re: Put the 'gator down and step away from the tub.
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2004, 11:20:16 am »
Quote from: Capt. Mike on July 18, 2004, 11:07:44 am
Shouldn't this have been posted in the Red Neck Poem area?

Mike


Nah, that amount of stupidity deserves an area all it own.  ;D
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Re: Put the 'gator down and step away from the tub.
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2004, 11:24:13 am »
 Boy, don't you just love drunken white trash. :smackhead: ::)
If we are lucky thes people will never breed.
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Re: Put the 'gator down and step away from the tub.
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2004, 11:26:20 am »
Quote from: Ravok on July 18, 2004, 11:24:13 am
Boy, don't you just love drunken white trash. :smackhead: ::)
If we are lucky thes people will never breed.

I dont really think that they are smart enough to breed. I hope they arent anyway.  :)
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Re: Put the 'gator down and step away from the tub.
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2004, 11:31:35 am »
This kind of story ticks me off to no end Shadow. It just reinforces the stereotype all of America has about the South. >:(

 But then and again. Myself being a Southern Gentelman, i could give a dam what any Yankees think. ;) :lol:
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Re: Put the 'gator down and step away from the tub.
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2004, 11:45:23 am »
Yeah, I know what you mean. Let them keep laughing at us. While they are busy laughing, we'll just keep slipping around and "servicing" their women. If you cant beat them out...BREED them out!  ;D :P :thumbsup:
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Re: Put the 'gator down and step away from the tub.
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2004, 11:48:27 am »
Well i know i doing my part!! ;D :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rwoot:
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Re: Put the 'gator down and step away from the tub.
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2004, 11:52:56 am »
Quote from: Ravok on July 18, 2004, 11:48:27 am
Well i know i doing my part!! ;D :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rwoot:

 :dance: :woot: :thumbsup: ;D
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Re: Put the 'gator down and step away from the tub.
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2004, 12:44:24 pm »
Quote from: Ravok on July 18, 2004, 11:24:13 am
Boy, don't you just love drunken white trash. :smackhead: ::)
If we are lucky thes people will never breed.

Hey don't bring them into this.....they aren't nearly that bad   ;D
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