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Offline KAT J'inn

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The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« on: July 16, 2004, 04:40:23 pm »
Well now you?ve done it.   I?m pissed.   That?s right.  Pissed.    Of course one has to wonder why a term meaning urinating has anything to do with being angry, but I digress.

Where was I?   Oh yes.   Hopping mad.

Why you ask?   Well, I?ll tell ya why.   It?s as Sister Franklin said. R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Here I am.   A high level bureaucrat in the Kzinti Hegemony, Ministry of Information in fact.  I?ve spent years of my life amassing wealth just so I could share it with the less fortunate.   Oh the poor orphans I have helped. <pauses to wipe away a tear>

I?ve worked selflessly for the Universal Church of Hedonism.   Spreading joy, relaxation and free penicillin to all corners of the quadrant.

And what to I get in return from these ?self appointed? Lords of the news Comms lines?   I GET CALLED A &*)*(@)*(&@_(&*@*(&_ ENSIGN!!!

ME!!  J?INN!!!   KILLER OF THE DISHONORED!!!!  HELPER OF THE LOWLY!!!  10% OFF DISCOUNT GIVER TO SINGLE WOMEN AT ALL KZINTI CASINO!!!   ME!!!!!  AN ENSIGN!!!???
      
Ensign!?  Ptui!!  I kill off at least 10 Kzinti Ensigns a day!   I can eat 2 human Ensigns just for a snack.   I AM NO ENSIGN!!!

Why I?m so mad I may actually not be able to have my midday snack.  Grrrr!!  Now what am I supposed to do with this stupid cow?  You Admins have no consideration of the delicate feelings of your superiors obviously!

Why I never!  Ensign!  Ptttthhhhh!  Mere military rank does not suit my personage! Let?s face it. A military lifestyle is just not for someone as sophisticated as myself.   

So I hereby demand that my ?rank? be changed immediately to something suitable.   Superior Sentient Being perhaps.   Actually, I like the title ?Lord? better. Yes, that would be appropriate.  Lord J?inn.   Yes, that will do I suppose.

Make it so.   NOW!!

Thank you for your time.
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2004, 05:10:35 pm »
"Dewar's chugger"
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2004, 05:12:17 pm »
Ok, ensign!
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2004, 05:15:59 pm »
OK how about Sanitary engineer ;)

After all, all we lawyers spout comes out the non munching end of a ungulant quadruped :D

Made me chuckle J'inn TY. Busted back to privates again.............................
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2004, 05:20:44 pm »
Quiet down midshipman J'inn!  ;)
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2004, 05:22:38 pm »
How about BASTARD!!!!
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2004, 05:40:10 pm »
Dang it gook? You busted your privates again? You know I can only get them special order. Come on man... You're making me work too hard. (pun intended)
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2004, 05:48:15 pm »
How about Rug....
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2004, 06:02:21 pm »
Quote from: SkyFlyer on July 16, 2004, 05:40:10 pm
Dang it gook? You busted your privates again? You know I can only get them special order. Come on man... You're making me work too hard. (pun intended)

Indeed it was ;)
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2004, 06:06:46 pm »
I'm telling you, stay away from Dizzy's bar. Those Orion Slave Girls are no good. :)
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2004, 07:37:31 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on July 16, 2004, 04:40:23 pm
Here I am.   A high level bureaucrat in the Kzinti Hegemony, Ministry of Information in fact.  I?ve spent years of my life amassing wealth just so I could share it with the less fortunate.   Oh the poor orphans I have helped. <pauses to wipe away a tear>

I?ve worked selflessly for the Universal Church of Hedonism.   Spreading joy, relaxation and free penicillin to all corners of the quadrant.



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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2004, 07:43:34 pm »
Darn tootin J'inn ... you deserve better.

The Ultimate Royal Demigod sounds about right, certainly worthy of a being of your stature.  Kinda' long for a name though ... hmmmm ... it could be abbreviated to TURD.  ;)
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2004, 08:10:11 pm »
I'll call you anything you like, just name it.
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2004, 10:12:47 pm »
Humph!

It seems the more civilized members of the Alpha Quadrant were not given the directions to this forum.   Except for Kim I see.    A pity.  Ah well,  I suppose I will have to carry on until they arrive.   Heavy hangs the head of superior DNA and all around good looks.

Dewars indeed!

Humph!

Well,  at least my appetite has returned.    Would someone bring Bessy back in?   Oh yes,  have Kim brought in afterwards.   Perhaps with a bottle of honey.   I try not to miss dessert. I do enjoy the simple pleasures.

meow.


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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2004, 12:14:59 am »
 :rofl:@DH
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2004, 05:13:14 am »
Quote from: J'inn on July 16, 2004, 10:12:47 pm
Humph!

It seems the more civilized members of the Alpha Quadrant were not given the directions to this forum.   Except for Kim I see.    A pity.  Ah well,  I suppose I will have to carry on until they arrive.   Heavy hangs the head of superior DNA and all around good looks.

Dewars indeed!

Humph!

Well,  at least my appetite has returned.    Would someone bring Bessy back in?   Oh yes,  have Kim brought in afterwards.   Perhaps with a bottle of honey.   I try not to miss dessert. I do enjoy the simple pleasures.

meow.





I was going to make a comment about cat's tongues, but it kept coming out all wrong.  LOL!!!

I'll just leave it be.
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2004, 07:40:26 am »
Ah, my friend, it's good to have you back, J'inn.  You've been missed!
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2004, 11:49:47 am »
Quote from: SSCF-Rolling on July 17, 2004, 05:13:14 am
Quote from: J'inn on July 16, 2004, 10:12:47 pm
Humph!

It seems the more civilized members of the Alpha Quadrant were not given the directions to this forum.   Except for Kim I see.    A pity.  Ah well,  I suppose I will have to carry on until they arrive.   Heavy hangs the head of superior DNA and all around good looks.

Dewars indeed!

Humph!

Well,  at least my appetite has returned.    Would someone bring Bessy back in?   Oh yes,  have Kim brought in afterwards.   Perhaps with a bottle of honey.   I try not to miss dessert. I do enjoy the simple pleasures.

meow.






I was going to make a comment about cat's tongues, but it kept coming out all wrong.  LOL!!!

I'll just leave it be.


Go paint the SSCF clubhouse anyways
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2004, 04:58:28 pm »
Damn!  These fonts are just too small for my old eyes.

Whaddas that say about J'inn up there on the left?

Super Eeyore Scented Behind?

Well I guess that's one way of describing a lawyer as an equine's posterior, but it seems a little obtuse for these fora doesn't it?

Good ta see ya around J'inny ;)

dave
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Re: The Admins of this Forum can kiss my big fat furry white <BLEEP>
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2004, 08:40:34 pm »
Quote from: NuclearWessels on July 18, 2004, 04:58:28 pm
Damn!  These fonts are just too small for my old eyes.

Whaddas that say about J'inn up there on the left?

Super Eeyore Scented Behind?

Well I guess that's one way of describing a lawyer as an equine's posterior, but it seems a little obtuse for these fora doesn't it?

Good ta see ya around J'inny ;)

dave



ROFL!!!!!!!   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hey, J'inn, can we play "let's pretend Kimmy is an Admin!!!!"?   Can we?  Can we?!!!
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