Topic: Redneck Love Poem (Read 3593 times)

Gambler · « **on:** July 16, 2004, 03:11:55 pm »

The Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love;

She planned to marry Joe.

She was so happy 'bout it all

She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, Susie gal,

You'll have to find another.

I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,

But Joe is yo' half brother.

So Susie put aside her Joe

And planned to marry Will,

But after telling Pappy this,

He said, "There's trouble still."

You can't marry Will, my gal,

And please don't tell yo' mother,

But Will and Joe, and several mo'

I know is yo' half brother.

But Mama knew and said, my child,

Just do what makes yo' happy.

Marry Will or Marry Joe,

You ain't no kin to Pappy.

Sirgod · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2004, 03:19:15 pm »

LOL.

Stephen

J. Carney · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2004, 04:53:20 pm »

ROFFL!!!

The sad part is I know a few families like that. I also know some that are even more screwed up. For instance, I went to school with two girls who were:

1.) Step-sisters
2.) half-sisters
AND
3.) cousins

all at the same time!!!

If you can't guess how this is possible, I willexplain it later.

Grand Master of Shadows NCC37385 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2004, 08:02:47 pm »

Brother and sister marry, have a child together, and one had a daughter from a previous relationship with a cousin?

J. Carney · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2004, 08:07:55 pm »

Quote from: TheShadow on July 16, 2004, 08:02:47 pm

Brother and sister marry, have a child together, and one had a daughter from a previous relationship with a cousin?

Close:

Man marries woman#1 and has child.
Man divorces woman#1.
Man marries her sister, woman#2, and has child.
Woman adopts child#1, who is both her niece and step-daughter.

The girls are, therefore:
half-sisters (same father),
step-sisters (due to the second marriage)
and
cousins (daughters of two sisters).

Brush Wolf · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2004, 08:49:14 pm »

Quote from: J. Carney on July 16, 2004, 08:07:55 pm

Quote from: TheShadow on July 16, 2004, 08:02:47 pm
Brother and sister marry, have a child together, and one had a daughter from a previous relationship with a cousin?

Close:

Man marries woman#1 and has child.
Man divorces woman#1.
Man marries her sister, woman#2, and has child.
Woman adopts child#1, who is both her niece and step-daughter.

The girls are, therefore:
half-sisters (same father),
step-sisters (due to the second marriage)
and
cousins (daughters of two sisters).

Who wrote this script, Abbott & Costello?

interloper · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2004, 09:17:45 pm »

got another for u

Man 1 marries woman 1

man 2 marries woman 2

man 1 and man 2 are 1st cousins

woman 1 and woman 2 are sisters

therefore all children are first & second cousins

no inbreeding though

Grand Master of Shadows NCC37385 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2004, 09:43:16 am »

Quote from: Brush Wolf on July 16, 2004, 08:49:14 pm

Quote from: J. Carney on July 16, 2004, 08:07:55 pm
Quote from: TheShadow on July 16, 2004, 08:02:47 pm
Brother and sister marry, have a child together, and one had a daughter from a previous relationship with a cousin?

Close:

Man marries woman#1 and has child.
Man divorces woman#1.
Man marries her sister, woman#2, and has child.
Woman adopts child#1, who is both her niece and step-daughter.

The girls are, therefore:
half-sisters (same father),
step-sisters (due to the second marriage)
and
cousins (daughters of two sisters).

Who wrote this script, Abbott & Costello?

Aaron Spelling?

Nemesis · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2004, 10:22:08 am »

Quote from: interloper on July 16, 2004, 09:17:45 pm

got another for u

Man 1 marries woman 1

man 2 marries woman 2

man 1 and man 2 are 1st cousins

woman 1 and woman 2 are sisters

therefore all children are first & second cousins

no inbreeding though

Two brothers marry two sisters. (No twins)

What is the correct genealogical name for the relationship between the children of the two marriages? They are 1st cousins through both the fathers and the mothers.

True situation.

interloper · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2004, 10:42:41 am »

actually 1st and 2nd......the 2 men are 1st cousins

J. Carney · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2004, 10:47:12 am »

Quote from: interloper on July 17, 2004, 10:42:41 am

actually 1st and 2nd......the 2 men are 1st cousins

Right... I was still asleep and thought that both pair were siblings! Wrong answergone, and searching for the right one.

S'Raek · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2004, 12:39:55 pm »

And here I thought it was weird that I have an uncle that is also a cousin.

Clark Kent · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2004, 01:15:47 pm »

Now, you see, this is why I'm so attracted to Asian women and latinas- no chance there for me to get together with someone I'm related to...

Capt. Mike · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2004, 10:21:10 pm »

Ah CK..who knows what you grandparents, parents, or even farther back were doing in the 1800's or earlier..any sailors/soldiers in your ancestry?

Just a woot.....

Mike

E_Look · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2004, 11:36:33 pm »

A very intelligent Causcasian friend once said to me, in an obvious effort to get my goat, that "All you Chinese guys are so stuck up proud that youre so 'ethnically pure'. Hah- I've got news for you: all you Northern Chinese are mixed with Mongolians, Manchurians, and Turkic people; all you Southern Chinese are mixed with Polynesians and Europeans!" Now he never mentioned to what extent in either case, but after we ragged on each other a bit, I went back and realized he had a point. (To which, when I told him so, he just said something to the effect of 'Hrumph. I know I'm right!')

So, CK, you're not off the hook yet, because, now, especially in the U.S., there's much "Chinese intermarriage" (boy, how racist can you get, when you can make such distinctions among 'your own kind'?!!) I'd assume it's similar for Koreans, Japanese, and all Latinas. I just hope this doesn't make us all rednecks.

Grand Master of Shadows NCC37385 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2004, 11:39:31 pm »

E_Look, be proud brother redneck, be proud!

E_Look · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2004, 11:50:42 pm »

Well, arms' too short to apply sunblock back there (no, not my butt).

Clark Kent · « **Reply #17 on:** July 18, 2004, 01:36:16 am »

oh yes, i can be sure. Except possibly for a cousin my own age, no one in my family has ever made it over there. Had a couple ancestors in the civil war, but all of the people closely related to me have been farmers since way way back (not I, of course, or my parents), and had no sense of adventure or desire to explore the world. I cannot speak for what Chinese people are doing, but I can say they have not mated with my family...
Well, maybe my uncle in Vietnam, but he's dead, and not many Vietnamese that I've met in MN.
Take that you fancy english Kaniggit!!

E_Look · « **Reply #18 on:** July 18, 2004, 03:29:18 pm »

CK, if you're talking to me, "... Take that you fancy english Kaniggit!!"

OW! OW! I'm calling a lawyer! (What's a kaniggit?)

Byzantine · « **Reply #19 on:** July 18, 2004, 09:18:44 pm »

My God man! You have not seen Monty Python's 'Search for the Holly Grail'? This is bad, very bad....

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