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Offline likkerpig

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Where's Kroma?
« on: July 06, 2004, 01:28:16 am »
Where did he/she go? My intelligence agents have found Aurora with a human Kroma look-alike....


What happened to the real one? Is this some nefarious plot? Will the translucent tutu never leave us spellbound again?
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Offline FPF-Aurora

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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2004, 01:45:02 pm »
Ha !
 I would never wear white !
I look much better in ivory...
Your informants are incorrect  ;D
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2004, 04:21:57 pm »
Last I heard, Kroma was sitting on a 5 gallon bucket makin more chocodiles.
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2004, 05:10:28 pm »
He's been checkin' the forums, but has become unusually tight-lipped ;)
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2004, 05:30:54 pm »
Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on July 06, 2004, 05:10:28 pm
He's been checkin' the forums, but has become unusually tight-lipped ;)

What are you trying to say LeRoy ?
You think a cat's got his/her tongue ?

 :lol:
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2004, 07:26:53 pm »
Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on July 06, 2004, 05:10:28 pm
but has become unusually tight-lipped ;)

Um....

EXTREMELY unlikely!

 ::)
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2004, 12:34:16 am »
Quote from: 762_XC on July 06, 2004, 07:26:53 pm
Quote from: SSCF-LeRoy on July 06, 2004, 05:10:28 pm
but has become unusually tight-lipped ;)

Um....

EXTREMELY unlikely!

 ::)

Ehh no kidding.. *sigh* bad, bad images... Make it stop!
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2004, 12:52:13 am »
Come on over to the "Flame Zone" Mav. We'll grow you up real quick!
Aurora git my banjo!
Kroma, git the goose grease. We got us a fresh one!
C'mon Mav, dance us a jig!


Hoooeee! You got a purty mouth Mav!
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2004, 11:40:45 am »
I got the banjo Piglet...

Do we have enough moonshine for the crowd tho ?

Perhaps you should state B.Y.O.B. on the invites ????
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2004, 12:21:52 pm »
<picks up phone>

*BRRRRRRRRING!* BRRRRRRRRRRRING!* BRRRRRRRRRING!*

<click> Yes?

LeRoy: Uh, Kim...

KRolling: *sigh* OK, what's your problem now?

LeRoy: It's not me, Kim, it's Mav! Remember when I told Kroma and Likkerpig to go over to see what Mav was doin' so they'd leave me alone? Well, THEY TOOK ME SERIOUSLY! THEY'RE EVEN TAKIN' THE GOOSE GREASE WITH 'EM THIS TIME!

KRolling: <shudders> I'll be over there as quick as I can. AND BRING YER SHOTGUN!

Again, the SSCF paint truck careens recklessly through the trailer park, stopping only briefly to pick up LeRoy along the way. They finally come to a skidding stop in Maverick's yard.

Kroma and Likkerpig: *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* WHERE'S THE 18 YEAR OLD?!

Maverick: <whimper>

Likkerpig: Kroma, I got the rope tied to the door. Put yer girth into it and give it a good tug!

KRolling: Not so fast, guys.

Likkerpig and Kroma: Ah, not you again!

LeRoy jumps out of the truck and pumps his shotgun <click, click>

Kroma: Hey, LeRoy! Yer still welcome to join us...that is...if'n yer man enough <snicker>

LeRoy: No thanks, guys, I'll pass <brandishes shotgun>

KRolling: Get outta my way, fellas. I got a chore for Maverick.

Likkerpig: That ain't workin' this time, Missy. We're gonna "initiate" Mavvy-Poo come Hades or high water!

KRolling: *WHOOSH!* Don't forget rolling pins! <brandishes rolling pin>

Kroma: HA! Your weapons are no match for my unparalleled beauty! <begins to lift tutu>

LeRoy and Kim promptly don very opaque glasses.

Kroma: Darn!

Resembling the Men in Black at this point, LeRoy and Kim march up to the door and knock.

*knock* knock* *knock*

Maverick: <crying> GO AWAY!

LeRoy: Don't worry, Mav, it's just us.

KRolling: <comforting tone> Come on out. It's all right. Those freak country hicks won't be able to hurt you anymore.

Maverick: <whimper>

LeRoy: Here, Kim, hold this <hands Kim shotgun and kicks down door>

LeRoy goes into the trailer and comes back out holding Maverick, still sniveling, by the scruff of the neck and tosses him into the truck. Kim and LeRoy get back into the truck and drive away with Kroma and Likkerpig shouting curses in their wake.

Maverick: <wipes tears from eyes> Gee, thanks, guys. If it wasn't for you two, they woulda...woulda...oh, it's too terrible to think about!

KRolling: You're very welcome, Maverick, but our services come with a price.

Maverick: Name it.

LeRoy: Yer gonna clean that "Hooch, bake me a pie!" that you did off our wall.

Maverick: &*%$$#&*$#!@#%&*^$!










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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2004, 12:41:23 pm »
Nice post LeRoy

 :lol:
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2004, 12:42:58 pm »
You forget, at the Rush concert on the 28th May, someone else asked "Where's the 18 year old?" ;)
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2004, 06:05:47 pm »
Kroma just doesn't love us anymore, does she/he/it ????
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2004, 06:10:00 pm »
Quote from: Aurora on July 08, 2004, 06:05:47 pm
Kroma just doesn't love us anymore, does she/he/it ????

I know to git his attention...

Kroma,

YER BIG, FAT, 'N UGLY!!!
There, we oughtta be hearin' from him shortly now ;D
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2004, 07:12:23 pm »
Quote from: Aurora on July 08, 2004, 06:05:47 pm
Kroma just doesn't love us anymore, does she/he/it ????

Nah, he/she is having some computer problems.
Dammit LeRoy, I spit malt likker on my computer when I read that! Not only did I have to clean the keyboard and screen, but I wasted a mouthful of Colt .45!
Damn funny stuff, 'course you an Kim are on the hit list for breaking up the fun!
I'll trade ya a recipe for gopher pot pie if you give us Mav!
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2004, 07:45:44 pm »
Piglet...

I thought you were going to change that damn picture ?!?!?!?!

It's making me motion sick !

Soon I'll be adding a new "secret" ingredient to the gopher stew...
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2004, 08:31:59 pm »
Quote from: Aurora on July 08, 2004, 07:45:44 pm
Piglet...

I thought you were going to change that damn picture ?!?!?!?!

It's making me motion sick !

Soon I'll be adding a new "secret" ingredient to the gopher stew...


Well babe, seeing as I don't have a good one of you, I've been considering a few others. Tell me what you think, I haven't tried shrinking them yet so I don't know if they will make a good avatar....

first off, the goddess:


and then the secondary goddess:


a picture of myself:


a product placement:


and finally the leader of the free world:


What do ya think? Oh, and sorry to folks on dial-up.
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2004, 08:40:41 pm »
lol.. yeah, yeah, yeah piglet.. you know I'm still on dial up.

I'm fond of the banjo pic... dunno why tho... lol

 
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2004, 01:28:37 pm »
 :lol:
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2004, 01:36:07 pm »
Quote from: Aurora on July 08, 2004, 08:40:41 pm

I'm fond of the banjo pic... dunno why tho... lol

 

By chance, do you have a perty mouth?
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Re: Where's Kroma?
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2004, 01:45:50 pm »
lol.. I was warned about you DieHard
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