Dang Dizzy, too bad you didn't make it past the security system. I was trying out a new recipe out of Martha Stewart's Living. It was pretty dang good, here it is if'n you wanna try it....
Cajun Gopher Chili
Ingredients:
Tomatoe Sauce (depends on gopher #s)
1 tsp.-1 cup Chili Powder (Depends on Taste and gopher #s)
4 Large gophers or 9 small (If you ran over the gophers better make it 12)
1 large pot or two large ones if the first isn't enough.
5-10 chili peppers (depends on taste and gopher #s)
5-10 red peppers (depends on taste and gopher #s)
5-10 jalapenio peppers (depends on taste and gophers #s)
How ever much Cayenne Pepper you like, it depends on your taste and gopher #s.
1 tsp. Black Pepper
a pinch of salt
Chili Beans for extra flavor
And whatever other ingredients that are hot and spicy you would like to add.
Directions:
1. Skin gophers.
2. Remove internal organs, head, claws, and bones. There is no flavor or use for these. But if you want to add them, go ahead.
3. Put some tomatoe sauce in the pot(s). Then add the gophers.
4. Chop peppers
5. Skip step four if you don't want chopped peppers; it doesn't matter.
6. Put the rest in and let set for a long dang while.
7. Before serving make sure you have enough bread, Milk, and Toliet paper for after dinner.
8. Serve. Enjoy
9. Race for bathroom. Whoever is first will make a large stench. Have enough air freshner.
Serving size of Meal-depends on how much you put in and the gophers.
Warning-You're a redneck if you try this. (Either that or you like really hot chili.) May cause sudden urges to go to the bathroom. May cause burnt tongues and mouths. May cause severe indegestion.
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