Since I switched a day off with a coworker I have today off....so time on my hands and the ability to inflict good or evil karma upon the hapless forum community = Not a good thing.
Afterall, when you look at all the people who've done bad stuff they had time on their hands. So I've filled myself with the prerequisite "God like authority" and I'm ready to pass swift and devistating judgement upon the world!
::Someone reminds punisher that everyone else can give him bad karma too::
Awww crap! It's not god like power if EVERYONE has it. Sheesh.
How about some virtual lightening bolts? NO? Liability issues? Freakin lawyers....
How about poking them with a dull pencil?
::lawyers confer::
Yes!!!!! Whooo hooo....watch out world I've got a dull pencil and I might emmm give you lead poisioning!!! What....they're graphite?!?! Awww..screw it. Not worth the troubble.
And thus the reason why I wouldn't comit genocide or hurl god-like power (Note little g)...too much work.
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