Mouse: Recently replaced due to failure of left mouse button. Remember, they're only rated for like 1 million clicks, and he probably fires off 30-round magazines in single-shot mode... Clickity-click-click-click...
Question: Is that little bit of glass over by the right drink bottle the edge of an ashtray? If not, he definitely could use one of them on his desk. Prevents burns when he goes to taunt with the function keys...