hook me up
NO!
Be a good lad, go to church on Sunday, obey your Mother and Father. Take Ellie-May to the prom. Fly kites, shoot squirrels, sneak peeks at Penthouse magazines, drag race your buddies in your parents ford taurus.
When you turn 18 we will corrupt you beyond your wildest dreams.
If you want a preview, drop some ketamine... which someone reminded me of... you bastich!
Just kidding about the ketamine, asprin and your mother's love is all you need.