Heh, is my sarcasm too subtle?
Get yer asses in there and be damned with the rest of us!
Nekkid pictures!
Animal sacrifices!
Naughty words!
Use the washroom and DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS!!!!
Satan has a new master and Likkerpig is his name!
HooooeeeeEE! Break out the banjos and fiddles, the *NEW* devil is coming down to Georgia!
Can't wait until it becomes official... hordes of headbangers and goths worshiping me... gotta be a couple cute chicks in there somewhere... the laws of probability say that there has to be at least one cute chick in there?
Ah screw it, I'll just spread my joy in the flame zone.