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Offline Sirgod

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Would It be Wrong.
« on: June 28, 2004, 05:05:31 pm »
 Would It Be Wrong?

Just A Few Things I have to wonder , would It be Wrong.

Would It be Wrong:
 To Feed an English Bulldog Exlax Wrapped In Bacon?

 To Offer the Dali Lamma a switchblade Comb?

 To View things in Black and White , when there are so Many shades of Burnt Sienna?

 To Play Fallout, and then Accuse Ugly People of Being Mutants?

 To Buy a New Brass Doornob and then Sue the Company for Not supplying Dura-Glit to Keep It shiny?

 To Finaly Get a Universal Remote, And then Realize It doesn't Turn on and Off The Universe?

 To Help out  Vegitarians By Making Hot Dogs out of Oleandar Flour?

 To Deeply Explore and Address the Inner Most workings Of Society, While Eating Beans?

Just a Few Mussings Guys and Gals...

Stephen
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Re: Would It be Wrong.
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2004, 05:18:11 pm »
The short answer:
No, it would not.  Especially the solving world problems while eating beans one.
<note: having much difficulty resisting urge to give my dog exlax wrapped in bacon....>
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Re: Would It be Wrong.
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2004, 05:28:18 pm »
  :lol: Give the Dali Lama a switch blade comb!! I ought to smack you with your yin& yang symbol ;)

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Re: Would It be Wrong.
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2004, 05:45:14 pm »
  To Play Fallout, and then Accuse Ugly People of Being Mutants?

Who are you calling a mutant?!  ;)

 
To Buy a New Brass Doornob and then Sue the Company for Not supplying Dura-Glit to Keep It shiny?

Now there's an idea...

 
To Finaly Get a Universal Remote, And then Realize It doesn't Turn on and Off The Universe?

Who says it doesn't?  ;D

 
To Deeply Explore and Address the Inner Most workings Of Society, While Eating Beans?

At least you'll find out who your real friends are! :lol:

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Re: Would It be Wrong.
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2004, 06:23:31 pm »
  To Finaly Get a Universal Remote, And then Realize It doesn't Turn on and Off The Universe?

Check the batteries. I believe the Universe's remote takes three triple A Super-Novas. ;)
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Re: Would It be Wrong.
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2004, 06:30:17 pm »
 Or that darn "Q" size thats hard to find. ;D