Topic: Shameless recruiting thread  (Read 4115 times)

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SSCF Hooch

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Shameless recruiting thread
« on: March 04, 2003, 09:49:56 pm »
 The Federation wants YOU!  

The drums of war are pounding and the forces of darkness yet once again gather around us like a plague.

Arise, and stand with those who would hold back the Hordes of Evil!   (HOE's)    

We the United Federation of Planets are preparing for an onslaught of the forces of evil and destruction.

Only those whose thoughts have been darkened by the greed of power are bringing this horror to all the races of the galaxy and we must stand ready to defeat them.

  Will you fight with us? Will you rise to the call and defend the future from the despots who dare to bring darkness upon us all?  

If you are noble of heart and believe in the Truth, Justice, then stand with us and be counted.
     

DH123

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2003, 09:56:51 pm »
You forgot to mention that you're the "Fricking Good Guys!!!!!!    

SSCF Hooch

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2003, 09:59:41 pm »
Quote:

 The Federation wants YOU!  

The drums of war are pounding and the forces of darkness yet once again gather around us like a plague.

Arise, and stand with those who would hold back the Hordes of Evil!   (HOE's)    

We the United Federation of Planets are preparing for an onslaught of the forces of evil and destruction.

Only those whose thoughts have been darkened by the greed of power are bringing this horror to all the races of the galaxy and we must stand ready to defeat them.

  Will you fight with us? Will you rise to the call and defend the future from the despots who dare to bring darkness upon us all?  

If you are noble of heart and believe in the Truth, Justice, then stand with us and be counted.
     




PS, the Federation are always the Frigg'n Good Guys!

TheMaverick

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2003, 11:50:38 pm »
LMAO

Mavolic

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2003, 11:53:33 pm »
I'm still cracking up over the acronym "HOE"...hehe that's a good one..  

LongTooth

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2003, 01:41:48 am »
Ill play fed but you and DH123 have to be on my ship the USS litter box
Ill be captain DH123 can be first officer but Iam afraid that youll have to be my number 2
 

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2003, 07:29:33 am »
 
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 but Iam afraid that youll have to be my number 2  




LOL

SPQR Renegade001

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2003, 08:01:48 am »
How poetic, that the burden of defending the "honor" of the Federation from the might of the Romulan Star Empire will fall to the downtrodden, oppressed, 2nd class Gorn.

If they so choose.  

SSCF Hooch

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2003, 05:06:52 pm »
Quote:

Ill play fed but you and DH123 have to be on my ship the USS litter box
Ill be captain DH123 can be first officer but Iam afraid that youll have to be my number 2
   




your number two? I think not...

DH123

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2003, 08:19:40 pm »
Quote:

Ill play fed but you and DH123 have to be on my ship the USS litter box
Ill be captain DH123 can be first officer but Iam afraid that youll have to be my number 2
   




I'm Romulan on this server.  My ex-girlfriend has been calling me a HOE for months so it's quite appropriate  

PS:  I need a Romulan name.    

Vandemar Croup

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2003, 08:29:08 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

Ill play fed but you and DH123 have to be on my ship the USS litter box
Ill be captain DH123 can be first officer but Iam afraid that youll have to be my number 2
   




PS:  I need a Romulan name.      




That's too easy.
"Mud" is available.  

SSCF Hooch

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2003, 09:45:32 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

Ill play fed but you and DH123 have to be on my ship the USS litter box
Ill be captain DH123 can be first officer but Iam afraid that youll have to be my number 2
   




I'm Romulan on this server.  My ex-girlfriend has been calling me a HOE for months so it's quite appropriate  

PS:  I need a Romulan name.      




How about Kal'Hoe

KATChuutRitt

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2003, 10:49:01 pm »
Perhaps Hoeus Maximus?

Bydabook

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2003, 08:48:43 am »
What about "Banned Hoe"?    

Bob Graham

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2003, 01:21:38 pm »
Im goin with Fred.  I used it on a whim for 7.35 and it has grown on me, so I shall be the Rom known as Fred!

SSCFPatterson

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2003, 09:14:56 pm »
Geez Hooch,
Hordes of Evil.
You would almost swear that you have a speech writer on staff      

SSCF Hooch

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2003, 08:29:32 am »
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Geez Hooch,
Hordes of Evil.
You would almost swear that you have a speech writer on staff      




The point was of call them "HOE's" which I think worked out kinda nice.

I like to think I am modestly good it it yes. If you should like me to turn my guns on anyone specific just let me know Admiral. I will be attending the Chutt-Ritt school of art soon and will combine the verbal with the visual soon. This will hopefully allow a greater impact of these community service messages.

As always, I remain your loyal staff lackey

Hooch  

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2003, 08:34:05 am »
Hey Hooch! I thought HOE was funny as he11.  
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by KOTH-Steel Claw »

KRolling

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2003, 08:55:39 am »
yes, very clever, Hoochie!!

SSCF Hooch

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Re: Shameless recruiting thread
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2003, 11:11:16 am »
Quote:

Geez Hooch,
Hordes of Evil.
You would almost swear that you have a speech writer on staff      




I hope the president see's this forum and calls upon my vast skills someday

Hooch