Topic: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...

[likkerpig]

I guess if I have to sacrifice myself for the good of the people, then I will... I'm coming home.. now change that picture !!!l

 
Take that Dizzy, ya city slickin' rube!
Not sure what wine to serve with dinner tonite though. What goes best with gopher stew? Baby Duck or Spumante Bambino? Maybe some Thunderbird?  Man, livin' near a highway cuts down on the grocery bills!
Soon as I get some film for the camera a new picture will go up.

[SSCF-LeRoy]

And thus concludes this week's episode of "As Your Stomach Churns". Check back next week to find out who the father of Aurora's baby is. Could it be Dizzy? Could it be Likkerpig? Could it be Kroma? Tune in next week, same time, same channel for all the sickening details brought to light in next week's episode of "As Your Stomach Churns"

[FPF-AJTK]

Likkerpig, that freaking picture in your sig is givin me an F'ing headache! My eyes are trying to focus on her eyes and they cant do it. My head feels like its gonna blow up like the martians on Mars Attacks!

 

Would you prefer a torso shot like that?.. 

Of course. Perhaps we could get Tracy, Aurora and Kimmy to pose for it? Sorry Kroma, I want no part of seeing your goodies.

[FPF-Aurora]

Of course. Perhaps we could get Tracy, Aurora and Kimmy to pose for it? Sorry Kroma, I want no part of seeing your goodies.

I think you probably have more chance of Kroma posing for that shot..
I mean Kroma is obviously a bit of an exhibitionist  anywayl...
You probably shouldn't have ever mentioned that.. who knows what will we see in the Flame Zone now...
I'm thinking that the only one who would want to actually see that show is Piglet.. and that's only after he's polished off a case of beer.   

[Dizzy]

I guess if I have to sacrifice myself for the good of the people, then I will... I'm coming home.. now change that picture !!!l

 
Take that Dizzy, ya city slickin' rube!
Not sure what wine to serve with dinner tonite though. What goes best with gopher stew? Baby Duck or Spumante Bambino? Maybe some Thunderbird?  Man, livin' near a highway cuts down on the grocery bills!
Soon as I get some film for the camera a new picture will go up.

Was gonna drop in and say hi, Likker, but didnt want to wake your dogs.



Btw, someone dropped this by your doorstep:

http://YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5.Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."

6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7. Any one in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this!

8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

10. Your junior prom had a daycare.

11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are,"Gentlemen start your engines."

12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

20. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.

[FPF-Aurora]

 
Nice work Dizzy

[likkerpig]

Dang Dizzy, too bad you didn't make it past the security system. I was trying out a new recipe out of Martha Stewart's Living. It was pretty dang good, here it is if'n you wanna try it....

Cajun Gopher Chili

Ingredients:

Tomatoe Sauce (depends on gopher #s)
1 tsp.-1 cup Chili Powder (Depends on Taste and gopher #s)
4 Large gophers or 9 small (If you ran over the gophers better make it 12)
1 large pot or two large ones if the first isn't enough.
5-10 chili peppers (depends on taste and gopher #s)
5-10 red peppers (depends on taste and gopher #s)
5-10 jalapenio peppers (depends on taste and gophers #s)
How ever much Cayenne Pepper you like, it depends on your taste and gopher #s.
1 tsp. Black Pepper
a pinch of salt
Chili Beans for extra flavor
And whatever other ingredients that are hot and spicy you would like to add.

Directions:
1. Skin gophers.
2. Remove internal organs, head, claws, and bones. There is no flavor or use for these. But if you want to add them, go ahead.
3. Put some tomatoe sauce in the pot(s). Then add the gophers.
4. Chop peppers
5. Skip step four if you don't want chopped peppers; it doesn't matter.
6. Put the rest in and let set for a long dang while.
7. Before serving make sure you have enough bread, Milk, and Toliet paper for after dinner.
8. Serve. Enjoy
9. Race for bathroom. Whoever is first will make a large stench. Have enough air freshner.

Serving size of Meal-depends on how much you put in and the gophers.

Warning-You're a redneck if you try this. (Either that or you like really hot chili.) May cause sudden urges to go to the bathroom. May cause burnt tongues and mouths. May cause severe indegestion.

[likkerpig]

Thinking of doing some renos to the old homestead. What do you think?


Here's a pic of the neighbors:


I think they are KRolling and LeRoy, not sure about the guy with the bandana. So hard to tell without the uniforms...

[SSCF-LeRoy]

Here's a pic of the neighbors:


I think they are KRolling and LeRoy, not sure about the guy with the bandana. So hard to tell without the uniforms...

The guy with the bandana is Dogmatix comin' over to visit