Topic: For the Love of GOD and COUNTRY...

[SSCF-LeRoy]

I can't believe this... I said I was finished with you !!! F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D ! I am here with Dizzy and you just can't handle it, can you ? I am NOT gonna jump ship and how DARE you say something so digusting about me !

Hey baby, lets not fight in public. This isn't the trailer park, you know.
Lets go back to the double wide, you can throw some empties at me, then get to work on dinner. Sound good hun?
I think your favorite movie is on the Oprah channel tonite, "The Burning Bed". After that is "The Lorena Bobbit Story".
We can cuddle on the sofa bed and watch your favorites. I won't even play dutch oven tonite.

Would you please stop STALKING me !!!! I have Dizzy now.. he likes me.. he's nice to me.. he doesn't live in the trailer park.

Why don't you and Chrome Dome go cuddle up on the couch and watch some more Jerry Springer re-runs. Hell.. maybe you should phone the producers up and see about you and Kroma appearing. It could be an epsiode on how people who leave a good thing for a scalely disgusting tutu wearing homaphrodite freak who smells bad.

Ya got a good catch there, Diz; a lady that calls a spade a spade

[Kroma BaSyl]

NO ! Dizzy is NOT part of your sick play group. He is ABOVE that !

Now that is comedy.

[Dizzy]

...he doesn't live in the trailer park.

Wanna come over to my place, Aurora? It's not much, but the views are nice. C'mon in and make yourself at home. Just ring the buzzer when you're settled and I'll tell you what level I'm on. We can watch cool battle vids of me blowing up Kroma's ships.

Do you like golf? It's incredibly fun at my mini-course... The multi-platform course... I keep double stroking into the water, but when you make it, WOOT! I keep breaking the glass tho... But it's fun!

After some fun vids and snacks, let me show you the islands in my skyflyer. We will pack a lunch and eat out.

The Sky Shack

[SSCF-Rolling]

OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

[Kroma BaSyl]

...he doesn't live in the trailer park.

Wanna come over to my place, Aurora? It's not much, but the views are nice. C'mon in and make yourself at home. Just ring the buzzer when you're settled and I'll tell you what level I'm on. We can watch cool battle vids of me blowing up Kroma's ships.

The Sky Shack

You lying bastard!!! You promised that love vid was for our personal use only. I would never have let you blow me let alone tape it if I new you were going to show it to all your tramps. Boo hoo guess I just got added to the same celeb list as Pamela and Paris.....hmmmm.....wonder if it will help my career?

[Merlinfmct87]

OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

LMFAO!!!!

[Kroma BaSyl]

OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

No need to apologize, saves me the trouble.

[Merlinfmct87]

OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

No need to apologize, saves me the trouble.

Absolutly, Kim. You proved that some toxins just don't die.

Merlin

[SSCF-Rolling]

OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

No need to apologize, saves me the trouble.

Yeah... I'm sure you're good at it, but who wants to beat themselves?

[SSCF-LeRoy]

OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

What I'd like to know is...

WHAT THE HECK IS EVERYBODY DOIN' IN AND 'ROUND MY DOUBLEWIDE?!?!?!

[Kroma BaSyl]

OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

What I'd like to know is...

WHAT THE HECK IS EVERYBODY DOIN' IN AND 'ROUND MY DOUBLEWIDE?!?!?!

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

[SSCF-LeRoy]

Can you people PLEASE take this discussion off premises? This is private property ya know and I WILL call the cops if'n y'all don't git outta my yard!

[FVA_C_ Blade_ XC]

Dizzy,

Aint you married?

[likkerpig]

Can you people PLEASE take this discussion off premises? This is private property ya know and I WILL call the cops if'n y'all don't git outta my yard!

Come on over to my trailer. You gotta see what we got in the basement.
Thanks again Durin for the gimp suits.
 

[SSCF-LeRoy]

Can you people PLEASE take this discussion off premises? This is private property ya know and I WILL call the cops if'n y'all don't git outta my yard!

Come on over to my trailer. You gotta see what we got in the basement.
Thanks again Durin for the gimp suits.
 

Uh...trailers don't have basements.

[likkerpig]

Can you people PLEASE take this discussion off premises? This is private property ya know and I WILL call the cops if'n y'all don't git outta my yard!

Come on over to my trailer. You gotta see what we got in the basement.
Thanks again Durin for the gimp suits.
 

Uh...trailers don't have basements.

Mine does!

I think you will fit in real good. Not real quick to pick up on things are ya?
Kroma! We need another gimp suit! And get my banjo, I feel in the mood...
H'Yuk!

[SSCF-LeRoy]

Oh, crap! <locks door and grabs shotgun>

[SSCF-Rolling]

Oh, crap! <locks door and grabs shotgun>

<hands LeRoy another can of paint>

It might be safer if you paint the inside tonight.

[Merlinfmct87]

OMG!!!

You people are really scaring me!!!

<runs out of the doublewide, beats off a gator and continues to run>

<looks back>

Oh.... sorry, Kroma.  It was dark.

<runs away>

No need to apologize, saves me the trouble.

Yeah... I'm sure you're good at it, but who wants to beat themselves?

I...really don't want to know.

Merlin

[SSCF-LeRoy]

<picks up phone>

*BRRRRRRRRING! BRRRRRRRRRRING! BRRRRRRRRRING!*

*click* Hello?

LeRoy: <panting> KIM... *pant, pant, pant*... YA GOTTA HELP ME! *pant*

KRolling: *sigh* what'd ya do this time?

LeRoy: Likkerpig 'n Kroma are comin' after me with banjos and gimp suits! And I don't even know what a gimp suit is! Sounds like somethin' one would wear to protect himself from some sorta nasty disease or somethin'...

KRolling: *GASP!* STAY PUT RIGHT THERE! I'M ON MY WAY!

LeRoy: <frantic> WHY?! WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO ME?!?!?!

KRolling: YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW! JUST STAY RIGHT THERE! *CLICK!*

At reckless speed, a pickup truck laden with various ladders, paint rollers, paint cans, and other accoutrements pertaining to paint careens through the trailer park and comes to a sudden halt in LeRoy's back yard just in time to see Kroma and Likkerpig ready to break down the door.

Likkerpig and Kroma: *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM* WHERE'S THE 18-YEAR-OLD?!

LeRoy: I'm not here! Go over to Mav's house and see what he's doin'! <pumps shotgun> *click, click*

KRolling: OK, gentlemen, stand aside. I need LeRoy to paint the SSCF clubhouse again.

Likkerpig: Not until we're done havin' our fun.

Kroma: We're gonna make a man outta the boy and show 'im what a gimp suit's for!

KRolling: <shudders> That'll have to be postponed 'till a later time. I need LeRoy at the clubhouse right now!

Likkerpig: Don't worry, Kimmy.

Kroma: It won't take long <snickers>

KRolling: *WHOOSH!* YOU TWO SEE THIS?! <brandishes rolling pin>

Likkerpig and Kroma: OK, OK! YOU CAN HAVE 'IM!

KRolling: <in comforting tone> Come on out, LeRoy. It's OK. Nobody's gonna hurt you.

LeRoy peeks out hesitantly.

KRolling: Come on out. You're safe now.

LeRoy gingerly steps out and makes his way the truck cautiously, trying not to trigger the predatory instincts of his assailants with quick movements.

KRolling: <frustrated with LeRoy's slow progress> MOVE YER CAN, BUSTER!

LeRoy leaps into the truck and slams the door.

KRolling marches back to the truck, gets in, and drives off.

LeRoy: WHEW! That was a close one! Thinks fer bailin' me out again there, Kim.

KRolling: Don't thank me just yet. You ARE going to paint the clubhouse.

LeRoy: WHAT? I just did!

KRolling: Mav's done snuck in and painted "Hooch, bake me a pie!" on the clubhouse wall again. Your're gonna fix the damage.

LeRoy: Drat! Foiled again!